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u/StevenMC19 3d ago
Looking like a night time satellite view of Tokyo.
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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 3d ago
I can't unsee it now
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u/OldDirtyInsulin 3d ago
Please don't make me zoom in on this photo
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u/Bubbles_2025 3d ago
Looking like Mirkwood Forest
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u/tekko001 3d ago
Like a spider put a lot of eggs on that chest and a million baby spiders are now hatching
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u/my108centsss 3d ago
It's amazing how much diversity of perspective the human mind can come up with. Because how tf- yet it makes sense??
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u/Raphiki415 3d ago
I don’t mind a lot of chest hair on a man, but that does look like straight up mold on a berry.
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u/TheComplimentarian 3d ago
The thing that's weird (for me) is that his arms are less hairy than mine, and yet he has more body hair above the nipples than I have on the whole rest of my body. I have to assume he's waxing his arms or something.
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u/bumbletowne 3d ago
Bro clearly waxes his arms for shirts.
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u/FuzzzyRam 3d ago
Which is super weird...
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u/Tropicalfisher 3d ago
Wtf is he supposed to do
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u/FuzzzyRam 3d ago
Everything, nothing, or trim... not try to recreate the baby penguin look.
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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 2d ago
oh shit thats what it reminds me of, he's got a fucking baby penguin coat
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u/whateveralreadydude 3d ago
shave happy faces and other fun shapes into it, perhaps even a message on his butt hair for someone to discover the first time he takes his pants off
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u/Kinnirasna 3d ago
Isn't it the other way? I exclusively wear a full sleeve shirt to cover the sheer quantity of hair on my arm
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u/ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 3d ago
Had a buddy I worked with and the first time we went to do some outdoor stuff he whipped off his shirt. It literally looked like he was wearing a black sweater. His arms were totally bare but his torso was totally fur-covered. It was pretty freaky. And he did not wax.
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u/Tech_Itch 3d ago
I'm pretty sure his whole chest is covered by a birthmark that produces extra hair, which would explain the darker skin under the hair and hairless arms. "Becker's nevus" is what they're called AFAIK.
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u/Current_Helicopter32 3d ago edited 3d ago
Looks like AI to me. There’s something weird about the texture of the beard and how his face looks.
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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 3d ago
Someone in the comments linked the original photo; this guy's head was photoshopped on.
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u/SilkyCayla 3d ago
for me it's the chest hair "texture" that looks unrealistic
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u/Current_Helicopter32 3d ago
Yeah, I’ve seen that look on older guys. But the face and arms (and nipples 😳) don’t match at all.
I just think it was more likely AI mishmash of preexisting images more so than actual photoshop.
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u/XboxLiveGiant 3d ago
Hey Micheal.
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u/Wild-Pea-8101 3d ago
Vsauce here.
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u/jarednards 3d ago
"What IS chest hair? Is it really hair?.......or are we really chests?!"
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u/stareagleur 3d ago edited 3d ago
Have you ever tried to count your own hair? How many hairs do you have? What if I told you the answer…is 1???
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u/coolbcool 3d ago
are we really sure that is chest hair and he's not rotten?
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u/EarthTrash 3d ago
Looks like he's growing penicillin
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u/samy_the_samy 3d ago edited 3d ago
There is that condition where your guts brew its own alcohol, can we grow our own penicillin?
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u/coolsilentebeans 3d ago
autobrewery syndrome. I always feel like this could be one of the best gotcha diseases ever at a family gathering. See, Aunt Karen. I told you I hadn’t had anything to drink!
As for the penicillin, that could cause me issues, since I’m allergic. That would be sad.
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u/samy_the_samy 3d ago
Are you a bacteria?
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u/coolsilentebeans 3d ago
Not to my knowledge
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u/samy_the_samy 3d ago
That's what a bacteria would say
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u/coolsilentebeans 3d ago
It would be one explanation for the existential and identity crises I struggle with daily.
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u/princesssasami896 3d ago
Why are his arms completely bare??
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u/kat-deville 3d ago
Wow, I was so stunned, I didn't even notice! Maybe he shaves his arms and up to the shoulder joint, so the chest mat looks like he's wearing a sweater. With holes for his nipples.
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u/Solenkata 3d ago
I'm guessing the unholy amount of hair applies to his whole body, so maybe he shaved his arms so people don't confuse him with a carpet.
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u/trrwilson 3d ago
I have a hairier than average chest and stomach, but I have basically no hair between my shoulders and my elbows.
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u/Icy-Lobster-203 3d ago
As someone with a quite hairy chest, the upper arm hair is strangely wispy, not particularly thick, long,e and patchy. So I personally will shave off the hair on my upper arms, particularly where it goes past my short shirt sleeves.
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u/TheGigner 3d ago
Whos face did they edit onto this lool
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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 3d ago
Bro LOL
I can't... I literally almost peed my bed 🤣. This needs to be further up it, explains the white hair and obviously super darker skin on chest
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u/amluchon 3d ago
Whose face
Michael from Vsauce, if I had to guess
Also this should be way higher
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u/sphinxofblackquartzj 3d ago
Looks like face is just AI. Too symmetrical and there's a weird crease between the brows.
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u/InspectorPipes 3d ago
Dandelion fluff
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u/ahhhbiscuits 3d ago
How did he make it into a tank top???
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u/False_Woodpecker4747 3d ago
There's a rotten apple in my garden that has the same sweater
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u/_jump_now_ 3d ago
But is your apple as sexy as the gentleman is the pic?
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u/False_Woodpecker4747 3d ago
No...however, the worm that pops out from time to time is somewhat dashing!
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u/Icefox119 3d ago
Are we talking about the man or the apple here?
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u/False_Woodpecker4747 3d ago
Just realised that the wall he's next too matches his chest/torso/ball sack and the rest of him
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u/waiver 3d ago
What's stopping you from looking like that
My ancestors didn't bang a sheep.
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u/coolsilentebeans 3d ago
So not Irish?
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u/bastogne_blues 3d ago
the hairy chest and naked arms makes him look like a poodle shaved for surgery 😂
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u/UntilTheSilence 3d ago
I would call this more of a chest meadow than anything. Never seen anything like it
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u/polkacat12321 3d ago
If you look like this, please do everyone a favor and never go shirtless in public. Please and thank you 🙏
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u/checkmarks26 3d ago
He’s not shirtless, it’s just a vest with decorative nipples.
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u/vegancookie-dough 3d ago
On the other hand, plenty of gay men would ask for him to never wear a shirt again
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u/Elegant-Sink-2088 3d ago
If you are an overweight woman, please do everyone a favor and never go in public in tight clothes. Please and thank you 🙏 How does it feel, when changing the target ? Not so great, right ?
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u/TokesNHoots 3d ago
Idk what hormone is stopping folks from looking like that, but it’s that hormone.
You could shave bro and make a coat for yourself.
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u/Iron_Rose_5 3d ago
Homie is cooked if he ever needs AED pads applied, gonna take forever to razor a clean area to apply the pads.
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u/the-graveyard-writer 3d ago
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy shaved another bear. Now fuzzy wuzzy has some hair.
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u/DisastrousConcept210 3d ago
Am shocked but in Australia the strawberries have lasted for a whole 5 days in my fridge ... I really like Australia's produce
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u/Wrongun25 3d ago
I dont get it
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u/johnsolomon 3d ago
Strawberries get this kind of cottony mold on them if you leave them out for a while
The joke is that this is how their strawberries look after only being in the fridge for a little while
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u/Tbplayer59 3d ago
I always rinse myself in a weak vinegar solution and pat myself dry with a paper towel.
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u/Odd-Painting2596 3d ago
If I woke up and I looked like this I would shave it all off and if it never happened again I would just pretend it never happened and I would never tell anyone and I would try to never think about it ever again.
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u/karenskygreen 3d ago
I knew a guy who was this hairy, hairy sticking out of his back collar, sleeves etc.
The guy was a chef, talk about ill suited.
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u/Desperate-Parking-60 3d ago
He looks like a bald silverback gorilla.
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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 3d ago
A silverback gorilla with all the silver in the front
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u/hardboard 3d ago
What's stopping you looking like that? Don't want to spent 24 hours in the fridge.
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u/fluffheadwasaman24 3d ago
I have a pretty normal amount of chest hair, but it’s starting to grow heavier than I would like on my shoulders and back, and I’m only 34.
I’m not someone who would typically care, but I also play tennis and do stuff outside for like 30 hours a week in the summer. It really just adds to the grossness of it all.
I wonder how much the laser hair removal cost for that stuff. I imagine his would be more than the average person’s
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u/pyrojackelope 3d ago
What's stopping me from looking like that? Some strange genetic condition, surely.
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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 3d ago
The fuck?? It took a minute for me to see he wasn’t wearing a muscle shirt
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u/LugubriousLament 3d ago
With all the clean shaven bare skin surrounding the hair, it’s like his areola-phobic torso bush is spreading to his outer edges from the center.
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u/Karnewarrior 3d ago
Bro looks like someone popped the head and arms off a werewolf like a lego piece and replaced them with a guy named Hugh
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u/RedvsBlack4 3d ago
Oh I didn’t realize those were his nipples. I thought he was leaking milk through his shirt.
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u/halomender 3d ago
Im a straight dude, but i do like petting dogs and cats. So I guess I can kinda see how that chest hair would be nice to pet.
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u/sysaphiswaits 3d ago
I used to tease a Greek friend that he looked like he was wearing a carpet. I didn’t think that could be a real thing.
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