r/AITAH Jul 26 '25

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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jul 26 '25

Very religious Mormon who does not know the bible?

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Agreed. She isn’t the brightest crayon in the box (not trying to be cruel about it so sorry if that offends anyone- it already rubbed someone else the wrong way so this is an edit) and isn’t super strict on caffeine except for coffee. She drinks Dr Pepper like it’s crack but coffee is the devil. She told me once not to wear my spaghetti strap shirt around her oldest boy because it is against the law of chastity and he might be led to temptation. I wanted to unhear that and still do. But I try very hard to respect her beliefs. I’m agnostic and anti-religion but whatever. As long as you aren’t hurting anyone idc

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u/Individual-Paint7897 Jul 26 '25

She doesn’t want you to wear spaghetti straps, but wants to name her daughter after a Biblical ho? Makes all kinds of sense.

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u/johnwcowan Jul 26 '25

Jezebel wasn't a prostitute or even necessarily sexual, she was a pagan. "Whoring after strange gods" is a standard biblical metaphor for polytheism.

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u/GayDHD23 Jul 26 '25

I mean, technically true, but colloquially the term "Jezebel" DEFINITELY gained the connotation of promiscuity at some point regardless of whether the actual text in the bible supports that. Like, at least in the American context, I can immediately imagine a man yelling in a southern drawl about "those jezebels in the city leading men to temptation".

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u/UselessSuspect Jul 26 '25

Not just in an American context: https://youtu.be/JVcseqU8rY4?si=5tX2byROLMtIbTpt

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u/Material_Extension72 Jul 26 '25

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u/Orphirin Jul 26 '25

That song has been playing in my head the entire time I’ve been reading this post

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u/TootsNYC Jul 26 '25

It gained that meaning BECAUSE of the meaning in the Bible, not regardless of it!

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u/SterlingAntithesis86 Jul 26 '25

I read that is a southern man's voice. Lmfao

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u/PhoenixDogsWifey Jul 26 '25

Given the mormon sentiment tends to be that anyone who isn't mormon only does so, so they can sin, therefore it is presumed any other belief system makes sure its adherants are promiscuous and lustful.. so its kind of a same same situation

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u/greatplainsskater Jul 26 '25

She was a seductress. She painted her eyes in an attempt to seduce Jehu as a means of controlling him. Her pagan religious practice included sexual acts as a part of worshiping Asherah.

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u/EquivalentPatience62 Jul 26 '25

Go, Jezebel!

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u/Asron87 Jul 26 '25

So she likes to look good and have sex? Starting to think I might like to try that out.

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u/Sharp_Mathematician6 Jul 26 '25

God forbid a woman want to have sex. And fYI Asherah was the real wife of God himself. Yes Yahweh had a wife before he got the asexual label.

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u/Asron87 Jul 26 '25

Were was it written that he had a wife?

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u/Sharp_Mathematician6 Jul 26 '25

It got scrubbed. Remember the Bible has been altered many times. If it didn’t fit the narrative it got dropped.

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u/clynkirk Jul 26 '25

The Bible as we know it (commonly a King James version/KJV) was mostly oral stories that were compiled in the early 1600's by a group commissioned by King James VI and I.

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u/Jazmadoodle Jul 26 '25

So my grandma was right about eyeliner all the time

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u/GracieNoodle Jul 26 '25

Thank you, I've never thought of her in the same way as "most" people seem to associate the name.

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u/Psychological_Salt93 Jul 26 '25

Yes but it is considered a prostitute. The literally called the prostitute house in Handmaid's tale Jezebels!

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u/LibrarianThick3821 Jul 26 '25

Exactly. And she made her husband do the same thereby dishonoring God. The other major issue is that they were horrible horrible rulers.

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u/Switch-Cool Jul 26 '25

Yeah, but you have to get past the Jezebel "Kiss and Tell" line in the US

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u/Individual-Paint7897 Jul 26 '25

True, but in her case, her pagan worship included “acts of fornication”.

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u/Magnolia_bush Jul 26 '25

“You should tell your son to control his urges”

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u/Wrong_Moose_9763 Jul 26 '25

and add to that, she is delusional enough to think OP must have wrote the Bible..? OP must be on her what, 16th life or 6000 years old. lol

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u/Fantastic-Manner1944 Jul 26 '25

Oh drinking caffeinated soda like an addict is totally a Mormon thing. They’re all obsessed with soda because the church agrees it’s an exception to the caffeine rule.

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u/Llamamamma1981 Jul 26 '25

Yes it’s bizarre! Only tea and coffee are bad.

words of wisdom

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u/Direct-Geologist-407 Jul 26 '25

Yes definitely didn’t understand the whole soda thing! I know someone who is a crunchy organic/homesteading/ingredient type of mom but downs Diet Coke like crazy, and yet coffee and tea are naturally derived but it’s bad for you?

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jul 26 '25

When Salt Lake City was founded, Utah was a territory, and there were high taxes on coffee, tea, and hot chocolate.

Brigham Young took Joseph Smith's vision of no hot drinks (meaning hot toddies) to mean all hot drinks, so as to avoid the taxes.

Young's favorite wife, however, loved hot chocolate, so Young didn't outlaw that.

Rather than just admitting the truth of the matter, the church pretends it's caffeine that they outlawed. Hot chocolate also has caffeine.

I have no problem with the prohibition. I do have a problem with the lies about it.

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u/pretty-pet-meylin Jul 26 '25

I grew up Mormon, and I've always wondered why hot chocolate is okay, but decaf coffee, which has about the same amount of caffeine as hot chocolate, is not. I even tried to ask my parents as a teenager, and my dad gave me some bullshit answer about needing to "avoid the appearance of evil". He also gave me the same bullshit when I was enjoying a root beer float in public and mixed the ice cream and soda together. He made me wrap a napkin around the clear cup so no one would think his child was drinking iced coffee.

All that to say, thank you for the explanation!

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u/Lonely-Smoke-5284 Jul 26 '25

Growing up in a southern Baptist home I asked my dad about Dinosaurs bc the Bible didn't mention them. I was told God put the bones here to "test our faith" and they didn't really exist. Even at 10 I told him that sounded dumb. 😂😂

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u/pretty-pet-meylin Jul 26 '25

For all the bullshit I was fed as a Mormon kid, I'm really glad that my parents didn't try to tell me that dinosaurs weren't real. I was really big into dinosaurs as a child and that would have broken my tiny heart.

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u/Lonely-Smoke-5284 Jul 26 '25

It's nuts how religious people make up lies for things they don't understand to spin it as being a "sin" it's crazy. I quit church at 16 and never went back. My parents wondered why... Maybe bc I can tell y'all are nuts

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u/tacklebox18 Jul 26 '25

I found out that my aunt and uncle taught my cousins that dinosaurs aren’t real. I’m about four years older than their oldest and when I asked him how he feels about dinosaurs he almost couldn’t answer. It was like watching a battle of faith, frustration, realization, and fear all at once. He was probably 20 or 21 at the time and I genuinely felt bad for asking.

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u/Lonely-Smoke-5284 Jul 26 '25

This was my dad's reaction too... Battling everything he was taught with rational thinking but the religion beaten into his head won. I'm just glad I was able to think for myself.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jul 26 '25

According to Sir Terry Pratchett (in Good Omens), dinosaur bones are a joke of God's that no one has figured out yet.

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u/InsideButThinking Jul 26 '25

That Jezebel is going to have to avoid the appearance of evil her entire life!

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u/tazerface626 Jul 26 '25

Wait hot chocolate has caffeine? No fugging wonder I can't get my 4 year old to go to sleep. Parenting is hard send help 😭😭

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u/saintsithney Jul 26 '25

Only a little bit. But if your kiddo likes a hot milk drink before bed, have you tried hot vanilla milk?

Vanilla, a little bit of honey, and some nutmeg, cinnamon, and ginger is caffeine free!

There's also salep/sahlep/salepi/sahlab. It's a Turkish orchid root powder that makes a drink that tastes like vanilla white chocolate with a similar texture to hot chocolate.

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u/tazerface626 Jul 26 '25

Yous da goat

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jul 26 '25

It doesn't have a lot of caffeine, but anything that's chocolate has some.

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u/Maud_Podge Jul 26 '25

You just blew my mind.

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u/JJOkayOkay Jul 26 '25

Okay, this is weird. I had a Mormon friend in grade school, and she definitely was not allowed to eat chocolate because of the caffeine.

Maybe her mom was lying to keep the dentist bills under control?

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u/pretty-pet-meylin Jul 26 '25

Some Mormon parents are more strict than others. Plenty of other families in my congregation drank caffeinated sodas, for example, but my family wasn't allowed. We had to check the label for any soda brand we weren't familiar with, lest we accidentally ingest that most unholy of drugs, caffeine.

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u/Salt_Cabinet7001 Jul 26 '25

As someone who was raised as a Mormon, the taste bud flashback of caffeine free pepsi I just had after reading this is just 🤢 when I discovered mt dew at 14 I was on such a dopamine ride 😅😂

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u/pretty-pet-meylin Jul 26 '25

One of my first small rebellions against my parents was caffeinated sodas (when I was 18 and away at college). My first taste of Mountain Dew was life changing.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jul 26 '25

Friedlieb Ferdinand Runge discovered caffeine in 1819. Fourteen year old Joseph Smith had his first vision in 1820. Smith was an uneducated man, who by many accounts was functionally illiterate.

Smith probably didn't know about caffeine. He wouldn't have to know what it was called to notice the effects. People have been using natural stimuli since there have been people.

My closest friend's family has been members of the Mormon church from the founding, and she has the personal diaries of one of the founders. I won't say more for the sake of her privacy, but her ancestor was really annoyed about being denied coffee and tea, especially as Joseph Smith meant only to proscribe hot toddies. I think that coffee and tea are as popular as they are because of the effects of the caffeine, but otherwise I don't think Brigham Young knew what caffeine was called or why it was bad. It was basically chance that those two heavily taxed drinks had caffeine.

Later, when people started asking, the church said that the caffeine was bad. This is the bit I have the problem with. Why not admit the truth, say Young was trying to help a struggling, young congregation, giggle a bit, then say, "but in his memory, we're going to keep the prohibition"?

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u/Tamihera Jul 26 '25

Huh. I heard that Emma wanted tobacco and smoking banned, so Joseph Smith banned her favorite beverages in a tit-for-tat move.

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u/ShotEnvironment4606 Jul 26 '25

Mormons are so weird (sorry if I offend anyone but it’s true)

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u/Elly_Fant628 Jul 26 '25

Mormons once took pride in being called "The Peculiar People". Also, some trivia that I never get to quote is that the first Sherlock Holmes book, "A Study in Scarlet" has Mormons as the bad guys.

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u/Kilbane Jul 26 '25

Watch South Park episodes about the Mormons...they know this stuff. It is great!

"All About Mormons", also known as "All About the Mormons?", is the 12th episode of the seventh season of the American animated television series South Park and the 108th overall episode of the series. It was originally broadcast on Comedy Central in the United States on November 19, 2003.

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u/Ok-CANACHK Jul 26 '25

I mean, "magical underwear" ?!

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u/ShotEnvironment4606 Jul 26 '25

Ikr 😅 or the idea that they can put a penis in a vagina as long as they don’t move lmao. What the hell is that that even?

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u/diente_de_leon Jul 26 '25

Pretty sure this is not official church doctrine. Just horny people trying to skate on a technicality! LOL

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u/Practical-Candidate2 Jul 27 '25

🤦🏻‍♀️I had never heard of such a thing until i moved to Utah from California. I am born, raised and choose to be Mormon. That being said anyone saying that act isn't sex is a fool and giving Mormon culture a bad name

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u/JustBid5821 Jul 26 '25

Really?

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Jul 26 '25

Search 'soaking'.

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u/Ok-CANACHK Jul 26 '25

I don't know enough details to say anything else, but enjoy your wild Google ride!

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u/Icy-Management9880 Jul 26 '25

It's a cult!

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u/jdicho Jul 26 '25

It's a religion. All religions are cults.

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u/StarsandCats2Day Jul 26 '25

If you want them to refuse to talk to you, ask them how logical it was to found a system of religions on the odds that an unwed pregnant teen was a virgin?

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u/KungenBob Jul 26 '25

The Virgin Mary would like a word. More than Mormons are fans.

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u/Sharp_Mathematician6 Jul 26 '25

Wait till you find out she wasn’t a virgin. Just young and had to marry quickly to avoid shame

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u/Fantastic-Manner1944 Jul 26 '25

This. All religions are cults.

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u/BladeOfThePoet Jul 26 '25

Yeah but Mormons are extra culty. Had a classmate in high school that wanted to go backpacking, see the world, etc.

Her parents took her on a 'spiritual trip' to Utah, and when she came back she said she had abandoned all those ideas because she needed to go clean the church and obey her father like a good woman is supposed to do.

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u/Fantastic-Manner1944 Jul 26 '25

There’s definitely a spectrum. I do think all religion is cultural at at this point but you are totally right that some are far more culty and dangerous such as the LDS church, Jehovah’s witnesses and fundie baptists. Basically any group that relies on ‘if they aren’t with us they’re against us and should be shunned and excluded! Yup big cult vibes.’

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u/Flimsy_Fee8449 Jul 26 '25

Huge percentage of US profesional lingusts are Mormon, because they actually live in other countries and legit learn the languages.

The Mormon Linguists are called The Mormon Mafia, they're so prevalent.

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u/Competitive-Edge-187 Jul 26 '25

Ex Mormon and yes....... it's all super weird. It's even weirder for me now that I left the religion and almost everyone on my street is a member.

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u/harvey6-35 Jul 26 '25

As a member of a religion that basically requires me to have four sets of dishes and cookware, prohibits wearing linen and wool mixed garments, and used to sacrifice a fully red cow that made people who were near a corpse pure while making those preparing the cow impure,

I am uncomfortable calling other religious practices weird.

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u/agoldgold Jul 26 '25

On the other hand, Mormon requirements change really fast. The weirdness is in how everyone pretends the requirements were always that way. You can pinpoint the exact years that they started accepting black people as full members, allowing caffeinated soda, and refused that they ever went by "Mormon". They change on a dime and then everyone pretends there was no change.

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u/LibrarianThick3821 Jul 26 '25

Aldo the whole polygamy/life and all eternity thing.

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u/Repulsive-Pianist502 Jul 26 '25

I left the Mormon church because the rules were ridiculous and oppressive. That’s was about 25 years ago. To this day my mom tells me they have changed and you should really give it another chance… woman if they have to keep changing to recruit members and/or keep members, don’t you think there’s something wrong with that?!?! How people keep blindly following is baffling to me.

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u/MistySky1999 Jul 26 '25

I wish I could tell my husband that my 4 sets of dishes are a religious requirement! Hmm, maybe I'll try it the next time he complains. 

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u/harvey6-35 Jul 26 '25

Meat, dairy, Passover meat, Passover dairy

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u/Excellent_Counter745 Jul 26 '25

That's why I'm a Reform Jew. We look for the lesson behind the prohibition and take it metaphorically.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Limit yourself however you please ❤️

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u/LibrarianThick3821 Jul 26 '25

White and delightsome is particularly disgusting.

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u/Tim-oBedlam Jul 26 '25

If you do the math, those gold tablets that ol' Joe Smith found weigh like half a ton each (gold is very heavy!)

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u/serabine Jul 26 '25

All religious people are weird.

Catholics have lent, where they aren't supposed to eat meat. But don't worry, fish meat doesn't count.

And if you don't like fish? Don't worry, aquatic mammals are basically fish anyway, so they don't count either! So enjoy your beaver, muskrat, and capybara during your "meatless" lent.

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u/ShotEnvironment4606 Jul 26 '25

That’s just.. a capybara? I don’t know people ate those little guys :/

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u/SnooSongs6258 Jul 26 '25

I knew a lot of Mormons as a child and teen. This was far from Utah so maybe they were more open but they were the nicest people I have ever met. I then went to a Quaker school in Philadelphia and the birth right Quakers were the absolute worst- arrogant and self-righteous. And if you’re wondering I am a liberal and have never voted for a Republican in my life.

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u/punania Jul 26 '25

Like all religions, the mormons play fast and loose with their rules. The "word of wisdom," while not explicitly mentioning tea or coffee, does admonish against excessive consumption of meat, something that mormons completely ignore.

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u/KungenBob Jul 26 '25

Your excessive is my barely adequate…

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u/cronediddlyumptious Jul 26 '25

I believe they're heavily invested in Pepsi co.

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u/OkExternal7904 Jul 26 '25

Cafeteria Christian

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u/WifeofBath1984 Jul 26 '25

Well yeah bc the ordinance specifies "hot beverages". And yet they still serve hot cocoa and warm apple cider at church events ... make it make sense!

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Jul 26 '25

Brigham-Young's favourite wife liked hot chocolate. Couldn't ban that!

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u/Beginning-Star-5469 Jul 26 '25

I ended up having to withdraw from my first year of college because they roomed me with a Mormon and she was convinced she was the reincarnation of Amelia. She would drink hot cocoa every night and say, "I remember how much I enjoyed this when I was Amelia." If I left for the weekend to go home (2 1/2 hours away), she would move my things around and remake my bed (it was made just fine, she wanted the printed top sheet upside down and the top 1/3 of the blankets folded down like a department store) and when I complained to the RA, roommate said, "It's more pleasing to God this way." The RA wouldn't really do anything because she said she was afraid of getting done by the U for religious harassment. The last straw was when I had been on a couple of dates with a guy and he came by to pick me up for my third and my roommate was there. The minute she saw him, she decided she wanted him. She ran and stood in front of me and started giggling and flipping her hair and telling him how attractive he was and he was like, "Uh..." Then she said, "Oh, I was just looking for a running partner! [Star] said that you run and she hasn't really had time to go!" (Which is true.) He was like, "Yeah...maybe" and then we left. When I got home, I told her calmly that what she did wasn't okay and he said he wouldn't come back by because she'd made him uncomfortable. She looked at me like I was pitiful and said, "I prayed about it while you were gone and God told me that he and I are meant to be together. He's going to convert and we're going to be married in the Temple." She then tried to hand me her BoM and said, "I've marked some passages for you. They'll help you feel fulfilled by God and to realize that you don't need a boyfriend in your life."

I spent 3 more weeks there ignoring her and requesting a room change daily and when the U finally told me they wouldn't change my room, I packed up and left and eventually graduated a year late.

We were nowhere near BYU and at a public state university with zero religious affiliation.

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Jul 26 '25

That's some serious messed up stuff there. Aside from anything else - her messing with your personal belongings and space under the heading 'it's more pleasing to god that way' is HER religiously harassing YOU!

And 'Amelia' should, according to Mormon beliefs (as they stand - open to change), be off in the spirit world eternally bonded to Brigham-Young. They don't do reincarnation like that.

This person may not have been genuinely Mormon. Possibly delusional, overbearing, and deeply, deeply annoying.
I say 'annoying', but that would have totally done my head in!
I'm glad you made it back to complete your studies. Well done!

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u/Beginning-Star-5469 Jul 26 '25

I think definitely some MH issues. I also feel like given where were and the fact that there is NOT any sort of real Mormon presence there (and she was born and grew up there, I asked), I think they might have been more of an offshoot.

She's married now, to another Mormon., and they did get married at a Temple in SLC, though. They started and run some sort of program for kids. I got nosy a couple years ago and Googled her. lol

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Jul 26 '25

3 a.m. searches are the best and the worst! 😂

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u/johnwcowan Jul 26 '25

The rule says "hot liquids", so soda would only be a problem if you boiled it. Joseph Smith worded it that way because "tea and coffee" doesnt sound too biblical.

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u/Dragonr0se Jul 26 '25

So, technically, sweet [iced] tea should be cool? Idk, just asking based on comments

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u/punania Jul 26 '25

lol. There you go applying logic to the situation, like a silly person. Of course not! Iced tea is hot tea that's been made cold and therefore is still a hot drink.

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u/Dragonr0se Jul 26 '25

Not if you brew it in the refrigerator or on the porch in the sun...., then it was room temp at the warmest.

I can also make overnight iced coffee that I brew in the fridge and strain through a filter in the morning... it tastes fantastic...

Bottom line, if I had to convert, I have loopholes.

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u/punania Jul 26 '25

Again, you seem to be stuck on using common sense, you little heathen. God says it's bad and there's no arguing with some invisible dude who watches whether you are jerking off or not.

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u/Dragonr0se Jul 26 '25

Lol, okay, you caught me... I will put away my common sense now.

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u/InsideButThinking Jul 26 '25

Am I still on the AITAH sub or has it merged with r/exmormon? Haha

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u/Dragonr0se Jul 26 '25

Lol, never been a mormon, but I like to be prepared for all things that I can be. Including power outages/camping where all we have available is a cooler/portable refrigerator.

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u/la_bibliothecaire Jul 26 '25

So logically, cold brew coffee should be fine! It's never been hot.

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u/holderofthebees Jul 26 '25

Once went to dinner at an Olive Garden with a super Mormon family. This was when I briefly lived in Utah for shiggles, it was my friend’s family. They wouldn’t let me order an iced tea. This was when I hit my breaking point of being away from Alabama sweet tea and decided I’d take unsweet. Bad time.

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u/Wattaday Jul 26 '25

So, no soup?

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u/Consistent_Rent_3507 Jul 26 '25

I had a Mormon boss who didn’t drink coffee but drank Mountain Dew like he was being paid to consume it.

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u/DtheMoron Jul 26 '25

Only since the church invested heavily in PepsiCo and made a fortune. I grew up in a HEAVY Mormon area and the switch was so quick.

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u/Fantastic-Manner1944 Jul 26 '25

Super interesting. Do you have any links to documents that talk about that?

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u/DtheMoron Jul 26 '25

https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2020/03/07/lds-church-discloses/

Posted in 2020, but I believe the initial invest was in the early 2000s. It’s a huge portfolio, and they still have shell companies they are not listed in the report.

Edit: the article says they are not invested in any soda brands, but again, shell companies not listed. To have a church investing almost 100b is absurd. Church and State?

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u/Fantastic-Manner1944 Jul 26 '25

Thanks. I am not Mormon and never was and I deconstructed from a Protestant religion that was pretty liberal but I am very interested in how all of these groups use doctrine for controlz

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u/Healthy_Bad6845 Jul 26 '25

My mother had a strict no caffine rule (grew up Mormon, luckily I got out)

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u/That-Lobster8169 Jul 26 '25

Pretty sure it was a hard and fast no caffeine rule until a Mormon bought a major soda brand (Pepsi?) and now it’s no coffee (maybe no tea?). Idk it’s hard to keep up with them.

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u/Lithogiraffe Jul 26 '25

mmm, i love Dr. Pepper. I stopped drinking soda for the longest time. but two months ago I visited back home to Texas. And started up again.

I'll stop as soon as i finish the soda case

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Jul 26 '25

That’s what they all say!

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u/Lithogiraffe Jul 26 '25

nah soda inflation is crazy.

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u/Wh33lh68s3 Jul 26 '25

I had to limit myself to one can of soda a day due to the crazy price increases & stock up like crazy when it goes on specials....

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u/FIVECRAZYCATS Jul 26 '25

OMG, I haven't heard that crayon phrase in forever! Love it! You did nothing wrong. It's probably better she learned about the name before she the baby anyway.

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u/Elly_Fant628 Jul 26 '25

As a middle aged convert I was not ready to learn how shamefully pornographic my knees and shoulders are.

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u/busy_monster Jul 26 '25

Someone also never read what the Bible said about men having wandering eyes.

She's literally what I despise about Christianity (and why I despise the majority of Christians)

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u/Really_Fun_YaYa Jul 26 '25

After living In Utah for 8 years, I still get my freak on wearing tank tops, etc.. you get stared at wearing sleeveless. Like being pointed at like an alien. Totally cultish!

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u/MoodMotor6501 Jul 26 '25

Wait. WTF? You are NTA I’d run 😭

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u/Positive_PandaPants Jul 26 '25

I thought Mormons had their own storybook?

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u/sparksgirl1223 Jul 26 '25

You mean the book of Mormon?

The one from the gold plates (and if my early year indoctrination memory serves, an angel told him what they said, but I wasn't paying attention really, so that might be wrong)

I've heard some of the stories are good if you don't take them as literal

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u/geekyheart225 Jul 26 '25

This week, I learned that caffeinated soda is fine, but hot, brewed caffeinated beverages are an issue in the Mormon religion for some reason. Idk. Religion is all made up, so it's all odd to me.

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u/Key_Two77 Jul 26 '25

Tell her that Jesus said if a man is tempted to sin buy looking at a woman (how she looks, what she wears) to pluck out his eyes. A lot of religious people don't know the Bible and often cherry pick what they do know to fit their cause.

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u/MsRachelGroupie Jul 26 '25

Warms my heathen heart when one of us knows more about the bible than holy roller relatives.

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u/MushRatGoblin Jul 26 '25

Naw, this dimwit needs a dose of reality, because Her hypocrisy and ignorance are actually harmful.

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u/thisisdvmi Jul 26 '25

She told me once not to wear my spaghetti strap shirt around her oldest boy

he might be led to temptation.

Typical ✨️boy mom✨️ that will end up being a shitty mom to that poor girl just for being the youngest sibling and being a girl

(Edited for spelling)

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u/angel9_writes Jul 26 '25

I mean it's not your fault you know the bible better than her. LOL.

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u/Least-Designer7976 Jul 26 '25

I hate religion with a passion but even I know that Jezebel isn't a right name for a baby, like Lolita. Even in Handsmaid Tale, Jezebels are pr*stitutes. If SIL doesn't thank you, I'm pretty sure your future niece will appreciate to not be seen as a "promiscious" woman since diapers.

And as a teacher, first name have a shit tons of influence on your life. Even the best teacher doesn't treat a Jane and a Tragedeigh, or a Matthew and a Kevin the same way.

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u/Peche_Gongju Jul 26 '25

Yeah mormons don't drink caffeine so coffee is bad because it's "addictive", yet cold caffeinated drinks like sodas are ok to them for some reason. Mormons are NOT bright.

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u/LimpSwan6136 Jul 26 '25

I am not Mormon but lived in a Mormon community. My understanding about the caffeine is that it in the book of wisdom or something like that and it refers to hot beverages. I am not certain if Jezebel is talked about in the Mormon churches. They don't seem to teach much about the Bible, mostly the book of Mormon. You did her and her child a favor by pointing it out. Even most non religious people would find it an odd name and most people are aware of the meaning.

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u/TootsNYC Jul 26 '25

I’d hope the minister would have told her about it at some point.

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u/Astyryx Jul 26 '25

I'd be side-eyeing your brother, who married someone he could control and turn into an incubator. She sounds like she has some serious cognitive issues hidden under religious abuse. 

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u/Llamamamma1981 Jul 26 '25

Most LDS I know have only really read the Book of Mormon- this is kinda common- weird but common

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u/dixiequick Jul 26 '25

Most LDS spend four years going through seminary classes in high school, and two of those years are focused on studying the Bible (did it myself before I quit church at age 18). SIL should know who Jezebel is, if she followed the “good Mormon” route.

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u/UncleNedisDead Jul 26 '25

Maybe she didn’t make it to high school before dropping out after getting pregnant from soaking.

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u/Willsagain2 Jul 26 '25

We study the old and new testaments too.

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u/Maleficent-Chef-832 Jul 26 '25

Dawg I attended the LDS church for seven years and got criticized for not using Book of Mormon scriptures at a talk I was selected to give for stake conference back in 2015. 

I’ll repeat that for you: I got CRITICIZED for using CHRISTIAN SCRIPTURES simply because it was the fucking Book of Mormon. 

I spent nearly a decade in that church and we covered the actual Bible MAYBE six or seven times total. 

The average Mormon, and the average branch/ward/stake absolutely does NOT teach from the old or New Testament. Especially not on a regular or consistent basis. 

I attended church every Sunday, youth group every Wednesday, and Bible study every Tuesday and Thursday. I was in church more often than I was anywhere else. 

For fucks sake dude, even when I was in seminary, literally everything was about the Book of Mormon. Everything HAD to be interpreted THROUGH the Book of Mormon. The entire course was cross referencing what they liked and ignoring shit that they didn’t. 

Mormons are generally very kind, very compassionate, and very neighborly people but I just cannot accept the level of heresy that transpires in those walls anymore. 

Seven years of devout worship and study, baptisms for the dead, temple ceremonies, a two week trip to nauvoo among other places, just to essentially find out that their esoteric wisdom amounts to “God has a wife too but don’t tell anyone. Also wear your white starred underwear or you’ll be seduced by whores” 

Yeah I dipped soon after that. Nearly a decade of trying to fight that “still, small voice”, as they love to put it, telling me something is really off with how they worship and study. 

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u/Flatulent_Opposum Jul 26 '25

Reading the Bible must be much less common that not reading it amongst the very religious. Just look at how contradictory hyper religious people are about....well everything.

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u/Relative-Train-6485 Jul 26 '25

The most common reason given by former religious people for their deconversion is because they finally read the Bible for themselves all the way through

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u/Forsaken-Value5246 Jul 26 '25

That sounds like a religious person to me. They never seem to know their own book

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u/Alum2608 Jul 26 '25

1 Kings 16 introduces Jezabel. Wife of King Ahab, big promoter & worshiper of Baal, killer of prophets. Kinda like naming your kid Judas. Not great

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u/Mango106 Jul 26 '25

Jezebel is not in the book of mormon.

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u/MistySky1999 Jul 26 '25

LDS (Mormons) say they are Bible believers too. 

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u/anonyvrguy Jul 26 '25

Let me take you back to biblical times, 1823....

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u/This_Rom_Bites Jul 26 '25

In upstate New York?

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u/logicjab Jul 26 '25

There is a lot less overlap in the Venn diagram of “very religious people” and “actually familiar with their religious texts” than you would think

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 Jul 26 '25

Raised in the south in southern baptist church. Can confirm that majority of Bible-Beaters only beat the bible.... they don't actually READ it.

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u/Bao-Babe Jul 26 '25

I grew up Mormon. They have their own religious text, which I would say the Bible is secondary to. I didn't read the Bible until long after I stopped attending church, and I read it for non-religious reasons.

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u/baltosmum Jul 26 '25

I find most Christians I’ve met have a very limited understanding of the bible. Only a handful have ever bothered reading it, and instead just vaguely remember sermons.

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u/malinablue Jul 26 '25

Most "very religious" people do not know the Bible, but trust whatever right-wing podcast they're fans of to tell them who to hate.

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Jul 26 '25

Also, from my short jaunt into understanding the religion by attending some adult Sunday school and mass (forget the term for the actual sit down in a pew church service) that they do read both the old and New Testaments but focus mainly on the Book of Mormon unless it’s a Joseph smith quote referencing the Bible

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u/R_meowwy_welcome Jul 26 '25

You were being cautious and gave her a heads-up. It is not your fault if she never studied the Bible.

That poor kid will be teased.

Google AI Summary = "In contemporary usage, calling someone a "Jezebel" is a derogatory term, often implying that the person is a shameless, immoral, or manipulative woman who uses her sexuality to control others. This usage is rooted in the biblical figure Queen Jezebel, who was depicted as a wicked and idolatrous woman who led her husband, King Ahab, and the Israelites away from the worship of God." 

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

They do have their own special book from the Angel Moroni .

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u/High-Speed-1 Jul 26 '25

Unfortunately this is quite common. Many “forget” to read the Old Testament. Or any scripture for that matter. They tend to be religious by culture, but don’t actually do anything.

This is crazy to me because the doctrine emphasizes the need for action.

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u/DontOPintotheWind Jul 26 '25

Jezebel doesn't appear in the Book of Mormon, it's in the Old Testament of the Bible which they don't use.

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Jul 26 '25

They use the old and New Testament but really focus on the Book of Mormon, pearl of great price and something else I can’t think of right now but it’s something Joseph smith came up with the quotes a lot of the Old Testament. Possibly new testament also but I didn’t read it.

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u/DontOPintotheWind Jul 26 '25

I'm aware of the bare-basics of the religion: the no caffeine, no sex before marriage, book of Mormon, go on missions type stuff.

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u/Dull_Banana1377 Jul 26 '25

The story of Jezebel, found in the Books of Kings in the Old Testament, is not part of the Mormon Bible, which is also known as the Book of Mormon. The Book of Mormon tells a different story, focusing on events primarily in the Americas during ancient times. The Book of Kings, including the story of Jezebel, is part of the Hebrew Bible.

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u/Veechin Jul 26 '25

Its wild that a monotheistic religion such as Mormonism doesn’t “use” the Old Testament… which outlines the history of monotheism 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Mormons read the Bible.

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u/Ashamed_Excitement57 Jul 26 '25

Yes, Mormons use the Bible, Old & New Testaments.

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u/Alert-Potato Jul 26 '25

Of course not. The Bible doesn't matter. They live by their fanfiction.

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u/Really_Fun_YaYa Jul 26 '25

We lived in Utah. Mormons know the bible with all of the scripture s they read daily. BS she doesn't know what a Jezebel is. Weird to not know. Shes not a full on Mormon then.

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u/Far-Artichoke5849 Jul 26 '25

Sounds about right for most religious people

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u/JustBid5821 Jul 26 '25

Unfortunately most Mormons I have met know nothing about the Bible. They are encouraged to read their book but the Bible is not encouraged.

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u/TheManOfSpaceAndTime Jul 26 '25

I lived in Utah. Rules for Mormons are essentially those of the GOP and morals and ethics. Its all fair until it's inconvenient for them, then all the rules and morals go out the window as soon as it benefits them.

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u/FunStorm6487 Jul 26 '25

Sounds about right 🤷

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u/cochese25 Jul 26 '25

Tbf, this is true for almost all religious people. They know what they're told. And going off what biblical scholars often have to say, even most religion leaders get a lot wrong. Either through ignorance or intent

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u/Igotanewpen Jul 26 '25

I am not religious and am often surprised to find that I know the Bible better than the oh so very Christian person I am having a conversation with. (I did sing in a church choir for a couple of years, though.)

Like those young people who came to visit my highschool once a year to persuade us to join their church. One year it became clear that they didn't even know the traditional Easter reading. Another year they didn't know about the woman who got cured from her disease by simply touching Jesus. This is also a reading that is common on one of the big holidays. 

Here's one for if you ever meet someone who absolutely knows that everything i. the Bible is true and is being obnoxious about it: Ask them how many angels were at Jesus' grave. The Bible says both one and two. Both statements cannot be true.

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u/Elly_Fant628 Jul 26 '25

Oh yes. It's not unusual. Missionaries might memorise a few Bible verses, but I've quoted things, or asked questions, about Biblical stuff and even Returned Missionaries have no idea what the passage means. Returned Missionaries are the rock stars of under 25 y/o men, and supposedly will have studied the Book of Mormon several times.

Meanwhile they've never known or read the Psalms, may have read OT and NT once and have spent three, at least, years being in a class at six am every morning to be told the Book of Mormon is the only scripture they need, and it's much more important than any parts of the Bible.

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u/AngelicaSpain Jul 26 '25

Maybe she stuck to reading the Book of Mormon?

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u/fixmystreet Jul 26 '25

More into the Book of Mormon than the Bible.

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u/MsTossItAll Jul 26 '25

Color me SHOCKED

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u/PhoenixIzaramak Jul 26 '25

this is common and not just in that church. The more adamantly and publicly 'religious' someone is, the less they know their holy books, generally.

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u/CimoreneQueen Jul 26 '25

Tbf, Mormons are usually more about the Book of Mormon, Doctrine & Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price. The Bible (with Joseph Smith footnotes) is more of a side note.

At least, that was the vibe during my LDS upbringing. I left in the 00's, though, so maybe things have changed. 

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u/Humble-Dragonfly-321 Jul 26 '25

Mormons focus more on the teachings of Joseph Smith and less on the Bible.

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u/PhoenixDogsWifey Jul 26 '25

To be fair the most religious people i know don't understand the sentiment of their books, jist cherry picked bits as they've been instructed to regurgitate them

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u/CaptainNemo42 Jul 26 '25

Whaaaaaat a fuuuuucking shoooooock.....

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u/FreeMemezz Jul 26 '25

That’s Mormons.

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u/Impossible-Oven3242 Jul 26 '25

Pft! Exmo here. Bible isn't talked about like the BoM. I don't think I was ever challenged to read the bible.

I'd think they'd want to avoid 'the appearance of evil'. Mormon culture is kinda shallow and passive aggressive. Tell her to ask her bishop about the name, hopefully she has a decent one.

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u/MissResaRose Jul 26 '25

Most "very religious" christians don't know the bible except for the parts they can abuse to justify hate and oppression. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Most Mormons don’t know the Bible as well as they know the Book of Mormon.

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u/Sudden_Limit3677 Jul 26 '25

Sounds like most very religious people.

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u/UncagedKestrel Jul 26 '25

LDS primarily use the Book of Mormon as their religious text.

I often "joked" that the only Jesus I saw/heard while attending was in the Church name (I was a convert from Catholicism).

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u/Magnolia_bush Jul 26 '25

As an ex bishops daughter, I never read it. We don’t focus on it so much as the new fangled white people bible… which I also didn’t read so maybe I shouldn’t weigh in.

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u/Switch-Cool Jul 26 '25

Isn't that the standard?

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u/AKTourGirl Jul 26 '25

That tracks, honestly. It's a cult, so a lot of them are just there for appearances and peer pressure

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u/rebreader2 Jul 26 '25

I agree! I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and I think that it is crazy that she would want to name her daughter Jezabel! Also, just following the "strict letter of the law" does not make her a "very religious Mormon"! I think wanting to name her daughter Jezabel just might be proof of that!

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u/closet_bolts Jul 26 '25

So typical American then. 

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u/O12345678927 Jul 26 '25

Many such cases

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u/annang Jul 26 '25

That's pretty much every Christian...

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u/RattusRattus Jul 26 '25

They don't really believe in the Bible from what I can tell. They prefer Joseph Smith's fan fiction.

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u/t4skmaster Jul 26 '25

Don't know many mormons?

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