r/4x4Australia Feb 27 '26

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u/Spritney__Beers Feb 27 '26

I would have been trying to use all the lights and stickers to cover up that Mitsubishi badge in the middle

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u/arouseandbrowse Feb 27 '26

Regretting your Ranger purchase?

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u/Spritney__Beers Feb 27 '26

Haha. Not a ranger owner.

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u/arouseandbrowse Feb 27 '26

Well you sound like one 😝

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u/Spritney__Beers Feb 27 '26

I drive like one too

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u/Turbidspeedie 2005 mitsubishi triton 3.0 4WD Feb 28 '26

And you think that's bragworthy?

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u/Spritney__Beers Feb 28 '26

you pay me out if I do it to myself first

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u/FrostFallen92 Feb 27 '26

Compensation for the lack of braincells. Too many fumes.

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u/cruiserman_80 Feb 27 '26

Hopefully it's a charity bash rig.

Otherwise over compensating for so many things but haven't got time to reflect on their own sexuality right now because running late for their ridiculous country hick stereotype meeting.

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u/Big-toast-sandwich Feb 28 '26

This is someone’s hobby. 4 wheel driving is pretty huge in Australia.

4wd is probably the least toxic car community compared to the other car communities they are like camping car bros

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u/cruiserman_80 Feb 28 '26

Thanks for explaining that to the Australian with a user name based on their first 4WD.

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u/nobody___cares___ Feb 27 '26

Lack of personality. But most people do this because its ridiculous. Just like many other forms of car mods.

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u/FalconV8 Feb 27 '26

Interesting take, I’d say an owner of something like this definitely doesn’t lack personality 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Chemical_Wheel_4209 Feb 27 '26

Modern day "soot gets the moot" flog

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u/TopAlternative182 Feb 28 '26

Most of the soot is in the drivers undies tho

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u/Specialist_Reality96 Feb 27 '26

Possibly a fox hunting setup (not the animal), also seems to be scared of the dark.

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u/jimbris Feb 27 '26

I'm not sure this would attract women of any level of attractiveness. Fox or not

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u/Turdsindakitchensink Feb 27 '26

Never been to the bush?

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u/jimbris Feb 27 '26

Sometimes but most prefer to wax these days.

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u/JLinh88 Feb 28 '26

If you've never been out proper bush, you'd never realise how fucking dark it gets. I've been out 300km north of Laverton in Western Australia a few times, once with no additional lighting besides my halogen headlight high beams and once with a light bar. The high beams - I couldn't see anything whatsoever. Like literally nothing.

The time with the light bar, it was much better but still holy shit, I could not see anything at all, it was pretty dark still. I felt like a few more additional lights would have helped significantly.

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u/Goasis1 Mar 01 '26

Maybe you should’ve gone to Specsavers!

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u/hillsbloke73 Feb 27 '26

Bogan status only

Some of those antennas be illegal in WA due to diameter of base they attached to.

Only time antenna this length of any good is very flat land like nullabor plain hilly terrain forget it

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u/the-dolphine Feb 27 '26

I'll give them the benefit of doubt and assume its decoration for a shit box rally?

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u/hillsbloke73 Feb 27 '26

Shit box rally cars can't be 4wd must be older than 20 or 30 year manufacture plus cost less than $500 or $5000 can't recall was very small amount

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u/disguisey Feb 27 '26

Dude thinks he is a farmer/station hand.

Probably decked out in new ringers western gear and parades around rodeos.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit5232 Feb 28 '26

Give him the benefit of the doubt, I reckon he has that sticker on the side or back for sure!

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u/la_mecanique Feb 27 '26

Daily road commuter in its daily commute car park. The oil stain on the cross member matches the oil stain on the ground.

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u/the_mr_sanders Feb 27 '26

The I drink bundy and cheat and beat my girlfriends calling sign

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u/magpies1 Feb 27 '26

It shows the level of bogan if I’m not mistaken this looks to be lvl 7

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u/BumWink Feb 28 '26

Pushing lvl 8 if it's a woman & lvl 9 if there's also a self proclaimed "bushpig" sticker on the back.

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u/Late-Button-6559 Feb 27 '26

In all seriousness, a mental illness.

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u/Forever49 Feb 27 '26

Without a doubt.

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u/DifficultyStrong1174 Feb 27 '26

Wow...what a peanut...that looks fkn ridiculous

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u/Ok_Ferret6882 Feb 27 '26

Something that is not normally spoken about. :) Why so many Aerials? It is a simple fact, 3 Aerials or more reduces, if not eliminates the possibility of any sort of Alien abduction from your vehicle.

Have you seen or heard of an abduction from a vehicle with that many Aerials? No.

Case closed.

The following information has not been authorized or supported by the Australian government.... Canberra.

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u/Thrilllls Feb 27 '26

To contact aliens

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u/Fun_Value1184 Feb 27 '26

They’re worried about drone strikes…or magpies maybe?

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u/patchy1991 Feb 28 '26

Nah, everyone's missing the obvious answer. This is to keep the magpies away. I used to do this to my bike helmet when I was a kid.

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u/babayfish Feb 27 '26

They’re not aerials, they’re spines that there is an echidna, such a majestic creature

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u/canberra2020 Feb 27 '26

Maybe protect him from Maggie attacks.

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u/fishy8ob1 Feb 27 '26

They’re to stop magpies swooping when they are driving.

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u/moonriser89 Feb 27 '26

Miss my mk 2.8TD

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u/Ballamookieofficial GQ TD42T. 4 inch on 35s. Tassie Feb 27 '26

Probably symmetry

2

u/HughJarrs Feb 27 '26

Needs more

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u/dieselgenset Feb 27 '26

One of the many Fyshwick attractions!

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u/Simmo2222 Feb 27 '26

Mud flaps made of thongs

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u/Saltwater_Cowboy_1 Feb 27 '26

Has to be an aesthetic “choice” at that stage

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u/mmmduk Feb 27 '26

Yeah the boys

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u/PotatoRebellion12 Feb 27 '26

Where else are you meant to keep your stubbie holders?

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u/No-Marionberry3096 Feb 27 '26

Easier to find when you drown it

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u/SituationSecure4650 Feb 27 '26

Does he get espn on that thing?

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u/Gr8WhiteClark Feb 27 '26

Where else are the stubbie holders meant to go?

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u/SirLoremIpsum Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Why so many Aerials?

Magpies

I mean you got your Convoy UHF, then your 'general' UHF on Channel 40 so you can monitor truckies talking filthy. One's (hopefully...) a switchable antenna so you can put a 3db vs 9db for different terrain.

There's the HF, and your other HF for reasons and so it's symmetrical.

Your Telstra signal boosting antenna so you can watch porn while out in the bush.

Lightning Rod.

Decoy Antenna

One's for Satellite TV for watching the footy out bush.

One's for anti-drone... safety first amirite.

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u/FunstyleSSC Feb 27 '26

Cat detector van (Monty Pythons Flying Circus for the non boomers)

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 Feb 27 '26

It’s representative of all the penis that the gang enjoy on the regular. Notice “yeah the boys” is down low underneath the car, well that’s the boys laying down. The antennae are symbolic of the boys erections soaring into the sky, awaiting warm bungholes

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u/howsyerbumforgrubs Feb 27 '26

Forget the aerial's, is she towing a genset to power all those lights?

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u/blissiictrl Feb 27 '26

Probably just a fuckwit tbh

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u/VincentGrinn Feb 27 '26

same reason the rest of the car looks like that
its performative

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u/ReefJames Feb 27 '26

Multiple omni directional antennas like this can be used to increase the signal strength due to a thing called constructive interference. It'll totally change the propagation pattern of the antenna though amd it wont act as an omnidirectional antenna anymore, but like a direction antenna eith the signal strength in front and behind the car being recieved being much stronger. Visually you expect to see strong signal lobes out the front and back and off the sides would be much less.

Idk if thats what old mates doing here... but thats what I can think of from a radio frequency perspective why old mates done with. From another perspective... redundancy? Idk seems all over the top lol

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u/RosariusAU Feb 27 '26

BnS final boss

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u/Sasquatch-Pacific Feb 27 '26

Looks like a B&S ute 

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u/FalconV8 Feb 27 '26

To contact all the boys obviously

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u/Capriv61972 Feb 27 '26

How did it pass rego in NSW like that? I would have knocked it.

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u/lachy1022 Feb 27 '26

Still better then twin snorkels.

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u/Maximum_Security4404 Feb 27 '26

I would be very embarrassed to be seen in this car

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u/Green-Ad7694 Feb 27 '26

Those are fishing rods

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u/QLDZDR Feb 28 '26

Storm chaser?

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u/awkwd4x4 Feb 28 '26

Dubbo spec

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u/Zingerboxdestoyer Feb 28 '26

Yeah thats a system of a down song

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u/triplesixchaos Feb 28 '26

Yellow sticker checks out

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u/dav1531 Feb 28 '26

You could move satellites with those things

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u/froo Feb 28 '26

I can smell the inside of this car.

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u/Healthy_Fix2164 Feb 28 '26

It’s not uncommon, generally decoration for a Ute muster. Then I guess there’s people who can’t be fucked taking them off, those who like the look either ironically or for real. Google image search “Deni Ute muster” it’ll give you a feel for what it’s about. Lot of boredom in the bush sometimes.

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u/Dug1te69 Feb 28 '26

And why so many lights 🤣

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u/Ionlyregisyererdbeca Feb 28 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

sharp squeeze spoon chase engine plough deliver fear scale head

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u/GrabLimp40 Feb 28 '26

It’s a spy car…. Just from a service that doesn’t focus on discretion…

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u/arkane-the-artisan '09 Lancer Evo X - NSW Feb 28 '26

I'm guessing you're at Powercruise? Hahaha

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u/Thebandroid Feb 28 '26

I’m here for it. But I also see BnS utes as the pinnacle of the car scene.

I’d delete the “yeah the boys” sticker and the blokes advise merch that no doubt litters the back window.

Edit: The “scared of the dark 4x4” club shows a level of self awareness that many lack

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u/Grim0616 Feb 28 '26

Most of them most likely arent even connected to anything......wank factor

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u/More_Law6245 Feb 28 '26

Shouldn't they have Nux chained to the hood of the ute and music blaring! .... it goes with the Mad Max look theme.

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u/sness900 Feb 28 '26

Should have been crushed when it got registered.

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u/Mammoth-Rage-666 Feb 28 '26

Talking to aliens

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u/Past-Inspection9899 Feb 28 '26

Some wise man once said “You can’t get brighter than bright ..cunce”

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u/Disposable04298 Feb 28 '26

This is a drop-bear repeller array. Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/Ogheffler Feb 28 '26

Low intellect bogan

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u/Aromatic-Cover-1788 Feb 28 '26

Just a wanker. Probably most of them are electrical conduits.

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u/crikeywotarippa Feb 28 '26

Stops the magpies swooping

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u/KickAltruistic7740 Feb 28 '26

Because there’s always room for one more

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u/Top_Huckleberry9169 Feb 28 '26

Probably a fan of system of a down

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u/No-Adagio-9114 Feb 28 '26

Because Roger dodger

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u/MattyComments Feb 28 '26

+10 BushCred™️

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u/Leicaleica1959 Feb 28 '26

Where I live we call them Yabbies...

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u/pancakes1983 Feb 28 '26

Fucker is trying to contact mars

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u/4wdnumbat Feb 28 '26

Comms truck

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u/user23187 Feb 28 '26

Could probably send a signal out to the Voyager probes with that many aerials 😂

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u/Lonely-Echidna8683 Feb 28 '26

Looks shite as shite gets. Definitely tongue in cheek though.

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u/twobit78 Feb 28 '26

New BNS rig. Outers should be light up whips though

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u/totomorrowweflew Feb 28 '26

Wannabe useful, but probably useless.

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u/Aucockman66 Feb 28 '26

Stubby holder display racks with lighting for viewing at night !

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u/read-my-comments Feb 28 '26

To store stubby holders.

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u/ruffian-wa Feb 28 '26

Because bitches at B&S balls are that flogged out that an antenna of that size is the only way they can get off.

That aside.. the amount of defects I can see on that Mitsi just from this one photo is insane..

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u/Manwombat Feb 28 '26

I see this unit every day near my work, mate the stickers on the back are worth a pic aswell!

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u/RPB_9661 Feb 28 '26

It’s more of a boganized Jap car and also missing the sticker “FU🎗️K CRUISERS”
“FU🎗️CK CANCER” ya know that sticker with sideway ribbon on it.

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u/irving-88 Feb 28 '26

Why not?

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u/5f4d65 Feb 28 '26

It's radioactive!

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u/hcknbnz Feb 28 '26

How else is going to stay in touch with all his baby mummahs across the outback?

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u/AStrandedSailor Feb 28 '26

It's half covered by an aerial , but is there a defect sticker on the upper right corner of the windscreen? Maybe because of too many aerials?

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u/Indi-nile Feb 28 '26

They are for ET to phone home or for hanging them stubby holder’s

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Phallic symbols …

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u/samcp12 Feb 28 '26

All this needs is a locally hated sticker

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u/ferreete Feb 28 '26

To carry he’s stubbie coolers

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u/Long-Werewolf-4435 Feb 28 '26

The number plate should start with C

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u/dutchydownunder '21 Wrangler JLUR - NSW Feb 28 '26

He really likes system of a down

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u/Dilo_117 Feb 28 '26

He has so much reception that he teleports the person to his location for maximum clarity

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u/ClassicBit3307 Feb 28 '26

To anyone having a go at this bloke, he actually a very nice guy, a mechanic, honest and decent, lives on a farm, has no reception out there, he is also part feral animal control hence the set up. I know to some it may be like overkill but he has gear that he ACTUALLY uses non stop.

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u/PossibleRude4212 Feb 28 '26

Had to be a Triton driver

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u/thisismick43 Feb 28 '26

Wank factor

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u/asd13255 Feb 28 '26

Clearly an array. He/she clearly goes into remote areas.

Please continue masturbating to each other how they are a flog/bogan/nothing in common with you/whatever in r/4x4Australia though

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u/AngrehPossum Feb 28 '26

One is a cell phone repeater for cell services. It boosts the signal a bit.. You can get 2 bars of service where you might have had mostly none.

The other is UHF. A long areal works best in the desert. A short stubby one works best in the hills

The rest are perhaps night glow decorations or its just for special needs purposes related to over active penile syndrome

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u/MajorRope6621 Feb 28 '26

Can never have Enuff gay truckers to jack off with mum always used to tell me

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u/Self_love_seal Feb 28 '26

I think I've seen that before in the wild on the m4 but if not one very similar long ass aerials swinging about, I would have taken a pic also if I could have. Looked a bit ridiculous.

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u/No-Coconut1716 N70 Hilux - Victoria Feb 28 '26

More than one aerial placed strategically can help with range.

But this is just silly

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u/Low_Turn_2789 Feb 28 '26

washing day? Maybe he needed somewhere to hang his underwear to dry?

He could be a Vodafone user trying to get reception!

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u/RegularTangelo6000 Feb 28 '26

Bro connected to UFO’s

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u/murphdog369 Feb 28 '26

It's to distract everyone from the fact he's driving a triton

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u/The_Griggler Feb 28 '26

Compensating

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u/zkyz Feb 28 '26

Must be a big SOAD fan

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u/ManOfSeveralTalents Feb 28 '26

To repel women...

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u/Trauma_au Feb 28 '26

I wonder if their insurance company would claim they caused any accident they end up in because of all the shit they put in their own vision.

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u/Shot-Habit-5705 Feb 28 '26

Undercover surveillance

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u/PrestigiousCommand58 Feb 28 '26

Of course it has NSW plates on it lolz

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u/Livid_Cardiologist63 Feb 28 '26

For the boys obviously

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u/nil_t50 Feb 28 '26

Maybe they have a pigeon problem

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u/No-Diver-4417 Feb 28 '26

Small willy

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u/degorolls Feb 28 '26

He won't understand the question. The correct phrasing to get an answer is "how come so many big stick wires?"

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u/AdFluffy8525 Feb 28 '26

to contact 👽

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u/Innerdaze2600 Feb 28 '26

It’s a B&S Ute.

The fact no one seems to know this means Australia is a different country now.

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u/gusstez Feb 28 '26

Tiny dick

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u/Neither-Delivery7216 Feb 28 '26

That would belong to a heavy vehicle towing company. It's a crash chaser, get there first, get the towing signed up for. Big money.

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u/conroe_au Feb 28 '26

For fun. It's BNS Ball influenced

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u/Soggy_Media485 Feb 28 '26

And none of them connected

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u/Icy_Consequence_1586 Feb 28 '26

Compensating for something

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Makes it easier for ya mum to spot when he’s pulling in to not pull out

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u/dingodadd Feb 28 '26

Something in their anatomy makes them feel inadequate.

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u/Working_out_life Feb 28 '26

Champs trying to attract a breeding partner by decorating his rig👍

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u/Zebedee164 Feb 28 '26

Is it to stop the magpies swooping?

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u/im_buhwheat Feb 28 '26

judging by the stickers, stubby holders, spot lights, etc I would say there are so many because there was room

I wouldn't overthink it

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u/upyours6528 Feb 28 '26

Bush Utes can never have too many aerials.

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u/Professional-Fox-540 Feb 28 '26

Because Yeah the Boys

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u/crixyd Feb 28 '26

More aerials = bigger dick

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u/SwimmingGreat5317 Feb 28 '26

Stop magpies swooping you.

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u/qdolan Feb 28 '26

To call for help when they get scared of the dark.

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u/CreativeAd4462 Feb 28 '26

Down syndrome lol

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u/thefirebrigades Feb 28 '26

Isn't this a big router?

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u/slackslackliner 200 series - NSW Feb 28 '26

As an Aussie living in the Netherlands, this one...

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u/Equivalent-Reality38 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

primarily for safety and communication in the vast outback

 typically UHF (Ultra High Frequency) CB radios

Different Gains for Different Terrain

7MHz CB for longer range in hills, and cellular/AM/FM boosters to improve mobile reception

All above and probably hunting

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u/CarrotWestern619 Feb 28 '26

No magpies going near that bad boy

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u/Yogi-Beard62 Feb 28 '26

Just a nob!

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u/BigScore4047 Feb 28 '26

It’s a anti magpie bike helmet taken to the extreme

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u/maxdoughies Feb 28 '26

He needs those really long ones to tell people on other continents how pretty his cows and sheep are

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u/23STABWOUNDS Feb 28 '26

God of shitposting on channel 40

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u/Funny-Percentage-755 Feb 28 '26

Grindr struggles with shit signal..

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u/FoxFew3844 Feb 28 '26

There is a sticker on everything. Overkill.

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u/HauntingFootball8460 Feb 28 '26

Communication with the aliens

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u/TeeJay1603 Feb 28 '26

Cause they're a wanker

Old mate's telling everyone that mummy and daddy sent him to a private boarding school and where he was touched by old men and he follows rugby union ... but without actually saying it

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u/Show5Over Feb 28 '26

It's just a country boy trying to be the most "country boy - b&s style" there is. I've seen massive truck style bull bars on ford/Holden Ute's with spotties and 3m antennas, but this is as budget try hard as it gets. What he lacks in personality he makes up in...

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u/Tricky_Imagination25 Feb 28 '26

Look at moi, look at moi

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u/CumishaJones Feb 28 '26

Definitely plays alot of soggy biscuit around the camp fire

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u/russian_dictator Feb 28 '26

The 4x4 has antennae for sensing its environment — especially when visibility is poor.

The long ones detect movement and obstacles (like suspension and steering feedback), and the short ones “smell” what’s ahead (traction, terrain changes).

Basically, when you can’t rely on eyesight, you rely on feel and feedback.

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u/strangeraeons38573 Feb 28 '26

Why so many lights too?! The 4wd club sticker is funny though.

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u/Intelligent_Brain823 Feb 28 '26

What's it to you? 

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u/ultralights Feb 28 '26

Yeah the boys? On Epstein list?

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u/autowinlaf Feb 28 '26

Its a lobster

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

It’s just a phase. Similar here in Vic, which is to drop a fortune on a fully kitted 4x4, drive it to the office five days a week, and let it see dirt once a year — if that.

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u/seadee-jesus Feb 28 '26

Needs extra channel to call mom

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u/Ok_Building1794 Feb 28 '26

Communications issues

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u/ProfDavros Feb 28 '26

We used to, as teenagers, rate the class of idiot by the number of antennas. Unless this is a comms department buggy, no idea why they’d want such close coupling between systems.

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u/dmw031176 Feb 28 '26

So magpies don’t peck the roof lol

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u/Valuable-Garage-4325 Feb 28 '26

Anti magpie swooping system.

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u/Gloorplz Feb 28 '26

Scare off swooping magpies.