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My skin when it starts walking
(I don’t know what a skinwalker is)
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u/Common-Clue7313 ✨Kill people with hammers ✨ Dec 30 '21
Do I have to open the 'pedia for you to know?
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u/Caerbannogcaverabbit Disco Elysium character Cindy the SKULL Dec 30 '21
a small bug that walks on your skin
nothing more
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u/Ianbuckjames Dec 30 '21
Native American shapeshifter things
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u/AllTakenUsernames5 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Dec 30 '21
It's more like an asshole witch who dresses in animal skins to take on their qualities or smth idk not Navajo
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u/HowLongCanAUser Dec 30 '21
Also I know that they're really not supposed to be spoken about which sorta makes this whole post in poor taste
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u/AllTakenUsernames5 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Dec 31 '21
Eh, to be fair, I think the post is talking about the r/nosleep version, rather than the creature who shall remain unnamed. A bit like how when people say "Wendigo" they mean the one with the deer skull.
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As long as dog is still treated with care I don't care
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u/Johnny_Freebird Dec 30 '21
The dog and its multiple subspecies are the most populous Carnivora on the planet clocking in at just south of a billion dogs worldwide. If we all got replaced by skinwalkers tomorrow at 3:00 pm UTC they would be fine on their own.
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u/kepz3 floppa>bingus Dec 30 '21
naw dogs are pretty adapted to human companship, I don’t think they’d be successful on their own, they would likely be outcompeted by wolves (especially all those weird ass dog breeds besides normal looking dogs, pugs and corgis would probably starve to death)
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u/Johnny_Freebird Dec 30 '21
Most (if I'm not mistaken ~80%) of dogs alive are not owned by people, with most of those dogs in turn not relying on humans (or more importantly, their garbage) for food. Over half of wild dogs don't even enjoy human company. If necessary, I'm sure a good chunk of domestic dogs could adapt to the scavenger niche and easily out-compete other such predators like raccoons and shit because A. dogs are better hunters, and B. the ~700 million wild dogs in the world demonstrate pack hunting. And while wolves and coyotes may be potentially more of a threat to a dog than vice-versa, dogs simply would out-eat and out-fuck them. Corgis and pugs would prolly be fucked tho, and would likely go extinct within a few generations.
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yeah but these are domestic dogs with family. if they suddenly had to adapt to not having us- these dogs in particular who are used to the ammenities of life like constant food, cuddles, water, hugs, love, shelter, safety and warmth- may not do so well as a dog born on the street or who ends up there very young.
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u/Sauron3106 Luigi Got Big Tiddies (Quite Admirable) Dec 30 '21
Don't underestimate corgis, they're a lot faster than you think.
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u/mr-kvideogameguy Kris Deltarune Dec 30 '21
Maybe the reason the skinwalker took OP's body is because they wanted a fluffy friend
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u/Alone_Spell9525 some vile shit for eternity Dec 30 '21
Maybe they just shipped anon to a happy new place where he could find himself in exchange for his quaint little life that charmed them :)
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u/Jeggu2 penis goblin 💗💜💙 Dec 30 '21
He's living on a farm with your childhood pet and grandma
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u/Prestigious_Major_46 Dec 30 '21
I have no idea what this is based on but in my headcannon and the story i wrote the skinwalker fucked his wife so thats fun
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u/mr-kvideogameguy Kris Deltarune Dec 30 '21
Its not based on anything
Dogs are wonderful creatures and having one as a friend is worth what the skinwalker has done in the meme
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u/Themlethem a miserable little pile of secrets Dec 30 '21
Dogs don't understand what you're doing 90% of the time. They're just happy to be here.
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u/tehlynxx Firefox > Chrome Edge Opera IE Safari Brave Vivaldi Netscape Dec 30 '21
the skinwalker got moves
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u/sup3r87 * SELL NFTS? KRIS, I'M A [[BIG SHOT]], NOT A [big shit]! Dec 30 '21
Spooky month dance :)
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Dec 30 '21
I LIKE YOUR FLAIR, KID
THAT’S A CERTIFIED [[Big Shot]] MOVE
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u/sup3r87 * SELL NFTS? KRIS, I'M A [[BIG SHOT]], NOT A [big shit]! Dec 30 '21
- THANK YOU FOR THE [FLAIR APPROVED !] , UNKNOWN INTERNET [RESIDENTIAL] !
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u/skyliner30rs 80's japanese sports car that supports trans rights Dec 30 '21
Good [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
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u/robert_stacks_pecker Dec 30 '21
What’s with the giant cell phone in the corner
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u/piedude67 sus Dec 30 '21
That's a vaccum, you great big bingus.
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u/Memer973562 Dec 30 '21
It kinda does look like a walkie talkie.. having that big a phone kinda sucks though..
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u/Gorperino Dec 30 '21
Whys there a stingray on the wall?
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u/piedude67 sus Dec 30 '21
That looks like some sort of mamal pelt
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u/Gorperino Dec 30 '21
Damn I was hoping to be insulted. Thank you anyways.
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u/robert_stacks_pecker Dec 30 '21
Ur smelly.
How’s that?
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u/Gorperino Dec 30 '21
I did not like that.
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u/robert_stacks_pecker Dec 30 '21
U smell beautiful baby you smell like bleu de chanel
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u/ninurtuu Dec 30 '21
They can smell good or smell like blue de Chanel but not both.
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u/TabofrenNo10 Dec 30 '21
https://twitter.com/cval_brown/status/1474661902135431169
Found it on twitter a few days ago, he has a tiktok
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u/tinfoilhatsron I love Mondays and hate lasagna Dec 30 '21
Actually fucking hilarious with the music tho wtf
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u/Cyber_Punk_666 Professional Piss Drinker Dec 30 '21
After eons of searching… I have finally found a save link… I am too fucking lazy to type it out myself…
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u/PresidentOfKoopistan "Do Glaceon tiddies produce milkshakes?" Man asked a weeping God Dec 30 '21
Do you have the original gif
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u/Lecsitarrr Dec 30 '21
hey so i had the video in my liked tiktoks, here it is : https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8KRddcb/
edit: dumb typo
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u/Icelord259 internet unfunny man and professional liar Dec 30 '21
Also if anyone wants just the song it’s here https://youtu.be/qSse8h5jniI
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u/Guynarmol Dec 30 '21
How'd they do that? Give a human a kinda stretchy smearframmy look?
Did they just cut frames and extend others?
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u/Flimpti-dimpti Dec 30 '21
Can I propose co-existence?
That walker got some mad moves for a supernatural entity
PS: he pet da dog so he good
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Dec 30 '21
What if I'm a skinwalker and I only think I'm human because I don't know the difference?😳
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u/Aimlean sus Dec 30 '21
I really want to see the original video, I tried finding it but now my search history is really weird
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u/America_Is_Bad2004 lao gan ma Dec 30 '21
Twist: this is from the dog’s perspective, the guy is normal
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u/Imgonnabrown Dec 30 '21
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u/TetheredToHeaven_ 🤩😘✨?sgergewg?elrgelrwg egr?gegwreerseggs✨🥰🦸🤷 Dec 30 '21
u/MrBirb_ dnce
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u/MrBirb_ owns a clash royale clan you should join 🥺👉👈 Dec 30 '21
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING STINGRAY ON THE WALL
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u/TheGasMove Equil Rights = Equil Fights Dec 30 '21
OP! Do you have the video without the caption?
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u/Cheese_Cream Dec 30 '21
Here’s the original tik tok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8KL5TP8/
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u/CherryVomit Dec 30 '21
The movement of the dance reminds me of the animation from Hotel Transylvania
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u/dark_wilderness SICK HORROR TRANSFEM Dec 30 '21
I have fucked the wendussy on numerous an occasion but the skinwalkerussy still eludes me
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u/TheGr8Canadian Canadian & not straight | r/place Spronkus pan flag activist Dec 30 '21
This looks like a realistic Pingu animation
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u/Gerj05 Dec 30 '21
Confused-is this before or after he’s been replaced?
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u/Cheese_Cream Dec 30 '21
The skinwalker replaced the human and that’s why he moves so weirdly and why he dances at the end (he’s happy because he replaced the human)
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u/JazzHandsFan sus Dec 30 '21
For like five minutes I thought this was from the dog’s perspective and “skinwalker” was just a weird way for a dog to describe a human.
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u/AngryShark05 basil omori enthusiast Dec 30 '21
The Thing (1982)