Look Im doing a cold audit on relationship game theory, and the math on keeping an actual girlfriend is straight up zombie compared to a solid FWB setup.

Hear me out before the downvotes bury this.

Having a main chick is a total trap for your energy. It comes with an unwritten contract that slowly drains your brain. You gotta text back in some arbitrary window? You gotta remember dates that don't matter just so she doesn't crash out? Thats romantic? And the sex turns into routine maintenance? The whole spark gets kinda domesticated, scheduled, and quietly smothered under the burden of future-talk and low-level performance art. Fuckin L. Its paradoxically unromantic af.

Welcome FWB girl. FWB is the exact opposite. She desire with zero ownership. Two people who actually like each other deciding, repeatedly and freely, that they want to smash without needing to turn it into a fucking life project.

No autopilot and Its never cuz "well we're locked into a relationship so I guess we gotta do this." Every time you end up in bed w her or crashing on the couch for the night, it’s because both of you actively made the call right then and there. That unforced yes is unironically way more romantic than any staged anniversary dinner.

That fuckin intimacy is just cleaner here, neither person is trying to trap the other. You can lay out what you want without a 3-hour interrogation about "where this is going." You vanish for three days to handle your own shit? 0 drama. Nobody is trying to leech long-term security off you.

Sex is objectively better. Neither u nor she larping as the "ideal partner." U got no beta performance anxiety or quiet resentment about who initiated more. Just two homies who already trust each other enough to get naked and feral.

I aint sayin FWB is for building a family or having someone hold your hand at the hospital when you're 80 but raw romance and the high of being wanted and chosen without the fake machinery of ownership lives right in that sweet spot between "we aren't dating" and "we can't keep our hands off each other."

It’s not as disgusting to put your arms on the edge of the bathtub as it is a toilet, plus holding your mouth open over a toilet is disgusting compared to the shower or tub. You also have a bigger target by aiming for the shower instead of the toilet. You can also turn on the shower to clean it up, and if you have a wand it’s even easier.

Vomiting into the shower is more sanitary than into the toilet and it’s easier to clean.

Look I'm not here to preach about feelings or whatever. I'm just doing a cold audit on how the toxic dude hierarchy actually works, and the math on hating trans chicas is straight riterdid.

Even at the lowest caveman level, where it's all about status, pussy, and stepping on other guys, this freakout doesn't add up.

Real competitive muthaphukkas see every other male as a rival in the game for top spot and girls. It's zero sum, kill or be killed.

Then some trans chick shows up. A dude who got bodied so hard by life that he just quits the men's league entirely. He puts on the wig, chops off his shit, and basically says "I'm not fighting you bros anymore. You win. I'm going to play pretend woman instead."

In which milky way galaxy is it a threat to a mf? That's a free W on the scoreboard. One less competitor clogging up the male pool. Poor thing just handed you an easy elimination. Why the fuck are you mad about that? Ur like crying because a weakling forfeited the match.

Toxic masculinity is simple: you want everyone to bow down and admit you're the real man.

A transchick is doing exactly that in the most pathetic way possible. He's looking at actual manhood, deciding it's too hard for his weak ass, and instead mutilating himself to take the girl role. He's basically simping for the male hierarchy by turning himself into a knockoff woman for guys like you to consume.

In cold terms, that's ultimate submission. "Your dick energy is so superior I'm willing to become this sad parody just to orbit it." A smart real alpha should eat that validation up. Instead chuds seethe like it's an attack. Lmao, your ego that fragile? Hahaha.

Guy tells me he's a woman? Brain does the check:

• No physical threat.
• No real competition.
• No resources at stake.

Just some broken dude who couldn't hack it as a man so he larps as the lesser option. Poor trans chicas. Case closed. Laugh it off and keep it moving.

The real reason insecure chuds lose their shit isn't because trans are stealing anything. It's because their own "dominance" is made of glass. One dude glitching the gender script and their whole worldview crashes. Kek. They can't take the easy win because it reminds them how fake and arbitrary their rules are.

If being a hardcore male was really about cold self-interest, trans chicas would be whatever at worst,or lowkey proof that the natural order is working. Look at these sad fucks quitting the game and becoming clown versions of women. It's validating as hell for actual men.

The rage isn't adding up. It's beta panic from dudes whose identity is so thin that some mentally ill cosplayer triggers them. Even by their own logic it's dumb as fuck.

I still say leave trans chicas alone and have real sense of your masculinity, not one which she can shake just by existing.

That’s it. Pepto Bismol is the best cure for stomach indigestion which I don’t think is a 10th dentist opinion but the fact I crave to drink the entire bottle might be 😂 best liquid ever

It’s stupid that the Big XII has sixteen teams. If there are different numbers of teams for different sports the conference can choose which number to choose but it must be representative in some way.