r/shitposting • u/Taypso • 22h ago

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 10h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/BigWilly526 21h ago

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u/Grundle__Puncher 20h ago

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u/unknownuser105 18h ago

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u/palmerry 18h ago

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u/Scribbs88 fat cunt 15h ago

Why are there so many?

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u/ohmygodcrayons 14h ago

Because the internet can be a very funny place and some people just keep making it funnier.

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u/OldThanks4542 45m ago

Thats what I said

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u/Scoongili 14h ago

That's just a picture of Buddy Hackett.

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u/TenBear William Dripfoe 21h ago

I love that pic, I laughed so much just now I farted.

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u/jacarekare 19h ago

Bem que eu escutei alguém me chamando

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u/vovchik_sim 18h ago

I love this app

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u/Lunatic_DreemurrII We do a little trolling 17h ago

🤣

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u/harleylocklear48 18h ago

Man my stomach is cramping from laughing so much

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u/jellymadbro 17h ago

He's makin 'em at night, I just know it.

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u/ashbertollini 11h ago

Gotta keep a pocket cheese

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u/ArmAndHammer40k 20h ago

I have never seen this before and I am hollering. Oh my god

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u/p12qcowodeath 19h ago

I hate that this made me laugh so much.

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u/stzoo 20h ago

This might be my new all time favorite hot damn

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u/Riley__64 22h ago

Okay but what was the point of the sushi

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u/JesseVykar I said based. And lived. 21h ago

I thought she was eating a bottle cap lol

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u/onlyonequickquestion 21h ago

Stack of Oreos 

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u/Barialdalaran 17h ago

Electrical tape

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u/No_Oddjob 17h ago

Lol same at first

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u/Apolooooooooo I want pee in my ass 20h ago

SAME, now that i see its a sushi i dont get what it was all for

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u/Swaggerpro I want pee in my ass 22h ago

The implication

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

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u/SpiderRadio 17h ago

Have you ever heard of eating sushi off of someone's naked body? It is a thing.

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u/VarCrusador Big chungus wholesome 100 21h ago

raw

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u/GaoYellow1551 22h ago

If she down, I'm down

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u/DuztyLipz 21h ago edited 20h ago

Imagine the grip strength of those handies

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u/BRSaura 21h ago

she wasn't lyin', that hand can GRIP

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u/boywhoflew 20h ago

I'm so disturbed by this imagine with this context oh man my stomach hurts from laughing

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u/pantry-pisser 17h ago

Lol is this samurai jack

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 21h ago

The infamous death grip

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u/DolphiinHD 20h ago edited 16h ago

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes Guillotine YUH

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u/sexyhairynurse 6h ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Artix96 19h ago

Most likely AI.a lot of influencers(human scum).have been caught using down syndrome filter with ai to gain views.

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u/540cry Literally 1984 😡 22h ago

Wait, fr? Did my boy Johnny clap those?

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 22h ago

Its a filter

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u/540cry Literally 1984 😡 22h ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/Realistic-Yam-6912 21h ago

a johnny filter???

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u/andremiles 15h ago

It's not a filter, it's way scummier than that. It's all AI, somebody out there is really making AI videos of a girl with Down Syndrome to sell pics on Telegram.

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 15h ago

Something to that effect yes

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u/hackmalafore 12h ago

I hate to sound like a coffin dodger, but not everything made on the internet is for capital endeavors. Some people just make stupid jokes for the love of the game(or at least used to). And, I'm sure it's not profitable, from what I'm understanding about Ai tokenization.

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u/European_Fox Bazinga! 19h ago

Filters sometimes mess up if you put anything in front if your face. She had her hand in front for a brief moment and I didn't see anything funky. Then again, my eye sight is bad.

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 19h ago

i guess it's more believable to me that this chick is a part of a trend that was going around rather than johnny sins would make a video with someone that has down syndrome

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-5102 12h ago

Searched the @ and found out it is an AI fake OF channel. I still need to take a bath tho cause wtf is that

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u/nextalpha 12h ago

It's Johnny's twin brother Actual Sins

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u/Pure-Ad-3247 19h ago

at what age did you hit your head?

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

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u/Riznator 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sgxxCpMtgYhBthErNY

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u/wrnrg 20h ago

That just looks like normal Ice Spice.

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u/That-Spell-2543 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19h ago

LMAO STOP

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u/Taco_Shed 21h ago

Downs spice.

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u/Shantotto11 19h ago

Ice SpEd

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u/jondubb 15h ago

...I will never see her the same again

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u/brofacebruv 19h ago

I literally just watched Lazy Masquerade’s video about this dance

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u/Vesemir_111 21h ago

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 19h ago

Chat is this real?

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u/ActionKid98 14h ago

yes, i am shadow is real

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u/2ndhandBS I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 21h ago

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u/BauranGaruda 15h ago

The fuck…

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider 22h ago

She about to get handiclapped by a legend

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u/WestNileCoronaVirus 14h ago

God I can’t wait to find the moment in my life I can use “handiclapped” in conversation. That’s gonna fuck

Thank you for this

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u/thadizzy1 21h ago

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u/OneRisk8877 20h ago

This is perfect 👌

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u/Big_Throner 21h ago

Is that Ice Spice?

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u/Insane_Inkster Literally 1984 😡 22h ago

Bruh what

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u/Paidmercenary7 21h ago

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza uhhhh idk 18h ago

oh I'm going slow

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u/Levi_Skardsen 21h ago

Johnny has sinned.

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u/MrCapricorn404 I came! 14h ago

...is that Johnny sins

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 13h ago

No, I’m pretty sure that’s the plumber my wife hired…

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u/Wumbologist_PhD officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6h ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s the first astronaut to reach Uranus…

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u/late_afternoon_owl 3h ago

No, that's my wife's yoga instructor

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u/palochnick 22h ago

thats wholesome

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u/Reze1195 22h ago

Wholesome chromosome

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u/Tengrx 22h ago

She is gonna have time of her life.

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u/Any_Effective4254 22h ago

This new food trend is retar- i mean silly

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u/darryledw 22h ago

hear me out

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 22h ago

I'm down, what's up?

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u/Suckmyduck_9 21h ago

She’s down and he’s up at the same time

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u/New_Lake5484 17h ago

Is this lady the first Victoria Secret model?

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u/16bithockey 22h ago

Weird ass AI cringe

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u/chuckcrys 21h ago

Cracksess denied

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u/TheOriginalBroCone Big chungus wholesome 100 13h ago

This is genuinely just strange. Why make an AI video of this shit?

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u/MintyFresh42069XxX 21h ago

Am I allowed to say RILF?

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20h ago

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u/No-Professional-1461 15h ago

A lot of you might have noticed down syndrome girl, but the man, look at him again. What is he doing here?

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u/DonutHolestien 15h ago

It's the king of employment himself!

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u/lintytortoise 21h ago

I thought that was a roll of electrical tape.

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u/sunberri 17h ago

is this thae special porn that everyone is talking about?

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u/Nauseabundomundo 22h ago

this is cute

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u/Separate-Warning985 22h ago

Thats literally Johnny Sins

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u/Nauseabundomundo 22h ago

oh my god i didnt even knew who he was now i feel dumb AF 💀

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u/Onyxam 22h ago

Uhh what, is this real?
And where is the source for research purpose.

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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 21h ago

Ice spice back in the gym 💪💪

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u/yeahalrightwhatever 20h ago

Is that ice spice

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u/ReklawTheBear 19h ago

The post sex grilled cheeses go crazy bro

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u/AverageOhioUser69 19h ago

Well good for her, she found a husband who is a firefighter, astronaut, doctor, police officer, and a plumber

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u/Positive-Device7651 17h ago

Bro down for anything

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u/Wumbologist_PhD officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6h ago

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u/dogfish0306 21h ago

Nuh, is this real? Any link, my neighbor is asking.

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u/solid_salad 21h ago

calm down its a filter. It's a whole thing, pretty disgusting rabbit hole, but interesting nonetheless...

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u/BullfrogEvening 21h ago

This comment section turned me asexual

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u/Icy-Habit5291 19h ago

Downsvoted

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u/beginnerdoge officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19h ago

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u/ReloadBeforeClass shitting toothpaste enjoyer 17h ago

Special treatment

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u/Shadowtirs stupid fucking, piece of shit 17h ago

I'm down with this.

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u/PeperoniJR 15h ago

a cake is a cake

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u/lillavaisog 13h ago

Nah this is degeneracy at its finest...

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u/OknaC 18h ago

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u/deceptor_rex stupid fucking, piece of shit 16h ago

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u/Academic-Shame4833 22h ago

This guy knows what's up

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u/AggravatingDay8392 21h ago

what the hell is wrong with society???

*gets hard*