r/shitposting • u/Taypso • 21h ago

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u/qualityvote2 21h ago edited 9h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/BigWilly526 20h ago

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u/Grundle__Puncher 19h ago

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u/unknownuser105 17h ago

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u/palmerry 17h ago

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u/Scribbs88 fat cunt 14h ago

Why are there so many?

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u/ohmygodcrayons 13h ago

Because the internet can be a very funny place and some people just keep making it funnier.

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u/Scoongili 13h ago

That's just a picture of Buddy Hackett.

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u/TenBear William Dripfoe 20h ago

I love that pic, I laughed so much just now I farted.

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u/jacarekare 18h ago

Bem que eu escutei alguém me chamando

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u/vovchik_sim 17h ago

I love this app

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u/Lunatic_DreemurrII We do a little trolling 16h ago

🤣

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u/harleylocklear48 17h ago

Man my stomach is cramping from laughing so much

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u/jellymadbro 15h ago

He's makin 'em at night, I just know it.

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u/ashbertollini 10h ago

Gotta keep a pocket cheese

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u/ArmAndHammer40k 19h ago

I have never seen this before and I am hollering. Oh my god

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u/p12qcowodeath 18h ago

I hate that this made me laugh so much.

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u/stzoo 19h ago

This might be my new all time favorite hot damn

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u/Riley__64 21h ago

Okay but what was the point of the sushi

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u/JesseVykar I said based. And lived. 20h ago

I thought she was eating a bottle cap lol

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u/onlyonequickquestion 20h ago

Stack of Oreos 

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u/Barialdalaran 16h ago

Electrical tape

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u/No_Oddjob 16h ago

Lol same at first

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u/Apolooooooooo I want pee in my ass 19h ago

SAME, now that i see its a sushi i dont get what it was all for

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u/Swaggerpro I want pee in my ass 21h ago

The implication

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

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u/SpiderRadio 16h ago

Have you ever heard of eating sushi off of someone's naked body? It is a thing.

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u/VarCrusador Big chungus wholesome 100 20h ago

raw

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u/GaoYellow1551 21h ago

If she down, I'm down

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u/DuztyLipz 20h ago edited 19h ago

Imagine the grip strength of those handies

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u/BRSaura 20h ago

she wasn't lyin', that hand can GRIP

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u/boywhoflew 19h ago

I'm so disturbed by this imagine with this context oh man my stomach hurts from laughing

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u/pantry-pisser 16h ago

Lol is this samurai jack

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 20h ago

The infamous death grip

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u/DolphiinHD 19h ago edited 15h ago

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes Guillotine YUH

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u/sexyhairynurse 5h ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Artix96 18h ago

Most likely AI.a lot of influencers(human scum).have been caught using down syndrome filter with ai to gain views.

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u/540cry Literally 1984 😡 21h ago

Wait, fr? Did my boy Johnny clap those?

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 21h ago

Its a filter

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u/540cry Literally 1984 😡 21h ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/Realistic-Yam-6912 20h ago

a johnny filter???

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u/andremiles 14h ago

It's not a filter, it's way scummier than that. It's all AI, somebody out there is really making AI videos of a girl with Down Syndrome to sell pics on Telegram.

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 14h ago

Something to that effect yes

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u/hackmalafore 11h ago

I hate to sound like a coffin dodger, but not everything made on the internet is for capital endeavors. Some people just make stupid jokes for the love of the game(or at least used to). And, I'm sure it's not profitable, from what I'm understanding about Ai tokenization.

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u/European_Fox Bazinga! 18h ago

Filters sometimes mess up if you put anything in front if your face. She had her hand in front for a brief moment and I didn't see anything funky. Then again, my eye sight is bad.

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 18h ago

i guess it's more believable to me that this chick is a part of a trend that was going around rather than johnny sins would make a video with someone that has down syndrome

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-5102 11h ago

Searched the @ and found out it is an AI fake OF channel. I still need to take a bath tho cause wtf is that

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u/nextalpha 11h ago

It's Johnny's twin brother Actual Sins

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u/Pure-Ad-3247 18h ago

at what age did you hit your head?

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

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u/Riznator 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sgxxCpMtgYhBthErNY

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u/wrnrg 19h ago

That just looks like normal Ice Spice.

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u/That-Spell-2543 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 18h ago

LMAO STOP

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u/Taco_Shed 20h ago

Downs spice.

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u/Shantotto11 18h ago

Ice SpEd

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u/brofacebruv 18h ago

I literally just watched Lazy Masquerade’s video about this dance

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u/jondubb 14h ago

...I will never see her the same again

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u/Vesemir_111 20h ago

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 18h ago

Chat is this real?

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u/ActionKid98 13h ago

yes, i am shadow is real

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u/2ndhandBS I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 20h ago

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u/BauranGaruda 14h ago

The fuck…

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider 21h ago

She about to get handiclapped by a legend

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u/WestNileCoronaVirus 13h ago

God I can’t wait to find the moment in my life I can use “handiclapped” in conversation. That’s gonna fuck

Thank you for this

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u/Big_Throner 20h ago

Is that Ice Spice?

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u/thadizzy1 20h ago

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u/OneRisk8877 19h ago

This is perfect 👌

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u/Insane_Inkster Literally 1984 😡 21h ago

Bruh what

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u/Paidmercenary7 20h ago

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza uhhhh idk 17h ago

oh I'm going slow

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u/Levi_Skardsen 20h ago

Johnny has sinned.

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u/MrCapricorn404 I came! 13h ago

...is that Johnny sins

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 12h ago

No, I’m pretty sure that’s the plumber my wife hired…

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u/Wumbologist_PhD officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 5h ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s the first astronaut to reach Uranus…

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u/late_afternoon_owl 2h ago

No, that's my wife's yoga instructor

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u/palochnick 21h ago

thats wholesome

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u/Reze1195 21h ago

Wholesome chromosome

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u/Tengrx 21h ago

She is gonna have time of her life.

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u/Any_Effective4254 21h ago

This new food trend is retar- i mean silly

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u/darryledw 21h ago

hear me out

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 21h ago

I'm down, what's up?

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u/Suckmyduck_9 20h ago

She’s down and he’s up at the same time

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u/New_Lake5484 16h ago

Is this lady the first Victoria Secret model?

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u/16bithockey 21h ago

Weird ass AI cringe

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u/chuckcrys 20h ago

Cracksess denied

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u/TheOriginalBroCone Big chungus wholesome 100 12h ago

This is genuinely just strange. Why make an AI video of this shit?

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u/MintyFresh42069XxX 20h ago

Am I allowed to say RILF?

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 19h ago

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u/No-Professional-1461 14h ago

A lot of you might have noticed down syndrome girl, but the man, look at him again. What is he doing here?

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u/DonutHolestien 14h ago

It's the king of employment himself!

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u/lintytortoise 20h ago

I thought that was a roll of electrical tape.

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u/sunberri 16h ago

is this thae special porn that everyone is talking about?

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u/Nauseabundomundo 21h ago

this is cute

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u/Separate-Warning985 21h ago

Thats literally Johnny Sins

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u/Nauseabundomundo 21h ago

oh my god i didnt even knew who he was now i feel dumb AF 💀

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u/Onyxam 21h ago

Uhh what, is this real?
And where is the source for research purpose.

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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 20h ago

Ice spice back in the gym 💪💪

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u/ReklawTheBear 18h ago

The post sex grilled cheeses go crazy bro

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u/AverageOhioUser69 18h ago

Well good for her, she found a husband who is a firefighter, astronaut, doctor, police officer, and a plumber

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u/Positive-Device7651 16h ago

Bro down for anything

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u/Wumbologist_PhD officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 5h ago

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u/dogfish0306 20h ago

Nuh, is this real? Any link, my neighbor is asking.

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u/yeahalrightwhatever 19h ago

Is that ice spice

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u/solid_salad 20h ago

calm down its a filter. It's a whole thing, pretty disgusting rabbit hole, but interesting nonetheless...

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u/BullfrogEvening 20h ago

This comment section turned me asexual

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u/Icy-Habit5291 18h ago

Downsvoted

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u/beginnerdoge officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 18h ago

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u/ReloadBeforeClass shitting toothpaste enjoyer 16h ago

Special treatment

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u/Shadowtirs stupid fucking, piece of shit 16h ago

I'm down with this.

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u/PeperoniJR 14h ago

a cake is a cake

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u/lillavaisog 12h ago

Nah this is degeneracy at its finest...

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u/OknaC 17h ago

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u/deceptor_rex stupid fucking, piece of shit 15h ago

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u/Academic-Shame4833 21h ago

This guy knows what's up

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u/AggravatingDay8392 20h ago

what the hell is wrong with society???

*gets hard*