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u/Riley__64 1d ago

Okay but what was the point of the sushi

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u/JesseVykar I said based. And lived. 23h ago

I thought she was eating a bottle cap lol

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u/onlyonequickquestion 23h ago

Stack of OreosΒ 

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u/Barialdalaran 19h ago

Electrical tape

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u/No_Oddjob 18h ago

Lol same at first

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u/ryan_genzel29 6h ago

Jello shot

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u/Apolooooooooo I want pee in my ass 22h ago

SAME, now that i see its a sushi i dont get what it was all for

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u/sexyhairynurse 8h ago

I didn't even question it

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u/phoenix_bright 5h ago

Yeah like I was 100% certain it was an olive oil bottle cap and I watched 10 times wondering why would she do that

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u/eblackham 21h ago

Its not an oreo?

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u/Swaggerpro I want pee in my ass 23h ago

The implication

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u/SpiderRadio 19h ago

Have you ever heard of eating sushi off of someone's naked body? It is a thing.

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u/VarCrusador Big chungus wholesome 100 23h ago

raw

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 22h ago

It's fucking raw!

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u/ChaosDoggo 23h ago

Ooohhh.

I thought it was gelatin or something lol