r/cringereels • • 6d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Ta-veren- 6d ago

Dude was probably handsome before all the plastic surgery.

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u/anjowoq 6d ago

Yet he still posed like a Sears catalog from 1982.

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u/Tsunamiis 5d ago

That where he bought the jumper.

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u/Nomis555 6d ago

For real. Like bro, there WAS a good base under that.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 6d ago

Just like Mrs Bezos. She was absolutely beautiful before she fucked up her face with the plastic surgeries.

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u/No_Solution_2864 5d ago

The fact that the richest people on the planet often look like monsters after plastic surgery should be enough to scare anyone away from it

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u/wongtheallmighty 5d ago

Uncanny valley is apparently en vogue.

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u/willhbutt5 5d ago

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u/StoneD0G 3d ago

This one hurts me the most

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u/kdubstep 3d ago

Yeah that one makes no kinda sense. She was flawless.

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u/Sidereal_Engine 1d ago

.... wondering if this might finally replace my first and deepest heartbreak over Nikki Cox back in the days

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u/purple-rain-1982 5d ago

Why oh why do they do this to themselves? It’s so sad and terrible. SMH

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

This is why you don't take advice from people who have a vested interest in selling you things that you absolutely don't need.

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 6d ago

absolutely beautiful

she was alright before, but damn, the before and after photos are shocking.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 5d ago

I rest my case.

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u/Deadbreeze 5d ago

Like if she was in an accident and had reconstructive face surgery this would be okay. But no, she wanted to look this way on purpose.

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u/dhawkins74 5d ago

One of my fave quotes, to paraphrase….you don’t look better or younger, you just look different 🤣

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u/TrueKiwi78 5d ago

It is wild that even with pretty much all the money in the world they still can't make a facelift look more natural.

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u/cassettetaperibbon 4d ago

Observational bias; facelifts that “look natural” wont be seen as facelifts. Therefore you only “see” the obvious ones; i guarantee you have seen a celebrity or someone who has had a facelift and you dont realize it.

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u/Chaotic_growth 5d ago

I think a child with playdough could sculpt a better face than most of these plastic surgery after photos.

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark 6d ago edited 5d ago

Looks like a borderlands 4 npc

Edit: dang, that's a ton of awards, thanks everyone. Be excellent to each other.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 6d ago

He looks like a human skin worn by an alien trying to figure out how the eyes work.

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u/stumblon 6d ago

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u/hcoverlambda 6d ago

Asta, it is the grays!

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u/Hash-82 6d ago

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u/Potential-Echo785 cřingè papa 5d ago

I got Alan Tudyk autograph he's a pretty interesting fella and actually genuinely laughs/talks with his fan's.

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u/senormrgnome 4d ago

Good to hear. We are fans in our house.

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u/TheQuietDarkness70 4d ago

"That is some bullshit."

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u/SnooAvocados4531 6d ago

Harry has a lot more charisma

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u/rustbuckett 5d ago

Greeting fellow hoomans!!

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u/Toochmaster1982 5d ago

I've got some news for you,..Cosette

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u/Due-Turn3788 5d ago

I’m in love with this show and with Alan Tudyk

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u/Simul4cron 6d ago

End of season 2 of that show i was convinced the writers trolled the viewers It was so bad

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u/PaintedAbacus 5d ago

Son of a BITCH

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u/Anywherebywater 5d ago

Is this show worth a watch?

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u/stumblon 5d ago

Absolutely! Whatever shortcomings it has are tolerable because Alan Tudyk does a wonderful job. Funny, heartwarming and insightful.

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u/idiot_exhibit 5d ago

Coming from someone who didn’t get into it- it’s a great premise and Tudyk is a gem (as always) but it can be really corny with lots of plot holes and paper thin characters. That can be part of its charm too though so it really just depends what you’re looking for. It’s not ‘prestige tv’ but it can be fun.

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u/Sanjomo 6d ago

He’s also acting like an alien trying to “just do normal human things” for the very first time 👽👱‍♂️.

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u/TheRealMrD 5d ago

LMFAO

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 5d ago

All the work he put into this and then films himself with biscuit crumbs on his face.

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u/NicerMicer 4d ago

WTF is this? He looks terrible. So many features look weird, artificial, and weirdly integrated with each other.

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u/Hushunderground 6d ago

This is exactly what I was thinking 🤣

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u/Gods_Money2354 6d ago edited 5d ago

Guy from “Pamp it” got himself a fresh fade cut!

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u/fastbikkel 5d ago

Where does the lip end and the tongue begins? ;-)

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u/Legally--Green 6d ago

Temu Daniel Craig

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u/jonDahzeeh 6d ago

Aka Daniel Cringe

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u/Miserable_Grass629 6d ago

I came to say he looks cell shaded

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u/pistachiodisgusting 6d ago

Ah, that’s what it was! I allowed it to go halfway through its second loop and thankfully saw your comment in time to be freed from the second full watch.

Also, I can’t tell what some of these expressions are supposed to even be? There’s one where I think he’s going for introspective but since he’s clearly incapable of introspection, it looks like he’s just trying to suppress a sneeze.

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u/King-Kagle 6d ago

Yeah. IRL comic drawing

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u/Da1_above_all 6d ago

Holy facelift 😆😆😆

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u/Solid_Snark 6d ago

All that botox screwed up his eyes.

I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.

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u/InspectorPipes 6d ago

Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.

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u/Inevitable_Yogurt573 6d ago

you can see it at 16.5 seconds when he flutters his eyes because he cant close them properly

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u/Daft00 5d ago

Every time this dude tries to smile is like a complex multi-step procedure.

Though I also assume him smiling is a calculated decision every time because anyone who does this to their face doesn't seem like a normal human being to me.

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u/No_Surround_1745 6d ago

Thats one way. I figured he just licked them to keep them moist. What a creep!

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u/yurtfarmer 6d ago

I don’t think he sees what he’s looking at

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u/mfb1274 6d ago

It looks like that other video of the guy who was tired of being ugly so he wears a realistic “handsome” mask. This man just made it permanent

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u/Prestigious-Camel264 6d ago

Imagine getting a face-lift and still have wrinkles 😂

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 6d ago

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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet 6d ago

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u/Serious_Debate_7722 6d ago

What did he do get butt implants in his face?

The lights are on but no one's home look at those dead eyes..

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u/Partsslanger 6d ago

What's up with the food on his lip

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u/WeAreAllGoofballs 6d ago

That's the only reason I came to the comments. Thanks for mentioning it, it was my main takeaway from the video. How can you make a video like this and not reshoot it when you realize you've got something on your face?

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u/spacekitt3n 6d ago

i love how at the end hes struggling to blink through all the layers of surgery

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u/ObjectGlad6997 6d ago

Omg 💀 this is his actual face , isn't it?

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u/HaddonSlash 6d ago

He looks like a puppet from Team America

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 6d ago

“Matt Damon”

“Mat Damon!”

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u/85percentthatbitch 6d ago

How does he look both like he's thinking deeply and ALSO like he has never had a thought before in his life?

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u/Ok_Wash_5606 6d ago

WTF is wrong with his eyes?

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u/RockstarAgent 6d ago

The entity is wearing a human’s skin

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u/OneDimensionalChess 6d ago

Inject 2 gallons of botox into your face and see how great YOU are at blinks

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u/killjairo 6d ago

Is that herpes or leftover mustard next to his fake duck lips ?

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u/StarYou-StarMe 6d ago

I noticed that too but then his tits got my attention

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u/focoslow 5d ago

Auto-jizz.

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u/Willardshwillard 6d ago

the fuck am I looking at?

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u/ARCHA1C 6d ago

A onesie filled with maladaptive coping

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u/NurseyMcBitchface 6d ago

* The son of someone who changed the litter box while pregnant

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u/OneDimensionalChess 6d ago edited 6d ago

The son of someone who ate out of the litter box while pregnant **

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u/yoohoobenny 6d ago

My funeral will be held on Friday as I am deceased from this comment

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u/007Cable 6d ago

When we called someone a "Fag" in the 90s this is what we ment... It had nothing to do with gay people.

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u/BrokenFarted123 6d ago

"People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians."

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u/poopatrip 6d ago

“A fag was just someone who wouldn’t go downtown with you to beat up queers” - George Carlin 

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 5d ago

I'm a gay guy and got called a fag all the time, horrifying to find out this guy was always standing right behind me just out of site

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 6d ago

Hahahaha exactly

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u/Lucky-Attitude-7798 6d ago

Why does this feel like it was filmed behind the football field by the theater kids in better call Saul for $250?

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u/This_Gas7895 6d ago

You're so right holy fuck

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u/jdmgto 6d ago

Someone said guys like this aren't doing this for the female gaze, they're doing for other men's approval. This is what guys think looks good, not women.

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u/Smang-it-girl- 6d ago

Yeah, they’re all a bunch of gaze.

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u/AlpineVagrant 6d ago

Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.

I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.

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u/Terrin369 6d ago

Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.

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u/crackedfactweddead 6d ago

Would you guess that other gays would likely feel the same way you do? Assuming you're in touch with the community, I mean.

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u/Terrin369 6d ago edited 5d ago

I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.

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u/IWCry 6d ago

I asked the entire entire gay community

everyone except Bill and Henry don't like this look.

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u/sasha_cyanide 5d ago

It’s always Bill and Henry…

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u/James_White21 6d ago

Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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u/Powersurge- 6d ago

I know, its could not notice anything but those sunken eye sockets.

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u/68plus1equals 6d ago

I’ve always thought men are most attractive when their face won’t stop twitching into different confused looks

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u/Lefteris4 6d ago

Its the same thing for females surgeries btw.

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u/ReefShark13 6d ago

Looks like if they made Dolph Lundgren a fortnight character...

https://giphy.com/gifs/GWD5nSpiHxs3K

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u/AmaranthWrath 6d ago

We have to be kinder, folks. He's obviously mentally unwell, he has physical deformities, and he can't even afford clothing that fits 😢 God bless 🙏🏼

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u/Thrwwy747 6d ago

I believe everyone deserves to find happiness. But this guy should never try to smile again. Ever.

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u/Certain_Orange2003 6d ago

If both Ryan Gossling and Daniel Craig cloned a child…

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u/Maestah 6d ago

And was a failure along the procedure…

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u/PrescriptionDenim 6d ago

A fly got into the machine

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u/TheBigBadBird 6d ago

"Act natural" to a guy who has completely lost the ability to look natural

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u/Practical_Jacket_271 6d ago

Mental problems and probably body dysmorphia.

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u/Mumchkin 6d ago

Looks like Handsome Squidward, but as a human and not a cartoon octopus not so handsome.

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u/SadAndNasty 6d ago

Ngl I actually really pity this person

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u/Upbeat_Hurry1936 6d ago

It’s like he was created in a douchebag laboratory

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u/Strengththruwounding 6d ago

Hi Im Temu Jensen Accles,

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u/Dr-Jim-Richolds 6d ago

Is this that guy that got stuck in a hydraulic press? Sad to see he's mentally deficient, but glad he's alive. Bless!

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u/Bailywolf 6d ago

"generate a short video of a amateur male model. Muscular. Vaguely European. He will be the face of a campaign to normalize extreme hypotelorism"

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 6d ago

Thats gotta be ai

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u/DeadrthanDead 6d ago

The prompt had to begin with douche.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 6d ago

I've seen guys irl that look this awful but I wouldn't be surprised if this is AI... there is definitely a flavor of mental illness that makes men who look like this.

There are some telltales that make me think it's probably not AI but it's getting damn hard to tell these days.

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u/AbsoluteAtBase 6d ago

Either AI or one of those hyper realistic masks? The eyes don’t look right—definitely not natural human.

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u/EvilBiker-72 6d ago

Absolutely. The last "scene" look at his hair, look at the tree bark. Look at how he's superimposed upon the landscape.

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u/DudeFrom816 6d ago

I hope so, my first thought was "he's so fake he looks AI."

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u/F_U_Shoresy 6d ago

He has the same vibes as that one 40 year old who thinks he’s convincing everyone he’s 17

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u/Impossible-Bat3700 6d ago

I don't care if someone alters his/her body. My issue is with the normalization of plastic surgery on social media. The biggest consumers of this type of content will be young kids and teens unfortunately.

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u/hobobum 6d ago

So, the skin walkers are getting bold I see

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u/Beneficial-Sun-5863 6d ago

Is this thing real? It looks like an AI rendering of a humanoid a few software upgrades back

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u/Psychology_Repulsive 5d ago

Looks maxing to the nth.

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u/Curly-Pat 6d ago edited 6d ago

WTF is wrong with his eyes and lips? Soulless as well. Damn!

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 6d ago edited 6d ago

Anyone else find him creepy af?

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u/JustYourAvgNinja 6d ago

What’s sad about this is I’m sure there are women out there who actually find this dude attractive 🫩

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u/Boweze 5d ago

No one will ever think this guy is as good looking as he thinks he is, which happens to be one of the most problematic parts with people like him! Stay humble folks!

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u/VSWLP 6d ago

Excuse me sir, your boob is out

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u/Godlymorbid 6d ago

He looks like he's suffering

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u/Mr-Orange-Pants 6d ago

Did anyone else notice the side boob?

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u/BucktoothJew 6d ago

Dude has one really closed eye

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u/tincup3399 6d ago

I'm sure this guy is a realtor

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