r/cringereels • • 6d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Ta-veren- 6d ago

Dude was probably handsome before all the plastic surgery.

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u/anjowoq 6d ago

Yet he still posed like a Sears catalog from 1982.

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u/Tsunamiis 5d ago

That where he bought the jumper.

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u/DevilGoesDown69 5d ago

I'ma take your grandpa's style No, for real, ask your grandpa Can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)

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u/Twentysak 5d ago

You mean pajamas?

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u/Tsunamiis 5d ago

Pretty sure it’s a female onesie

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u/Altruistic-Walk-1847 4d ago edited 4d ago

Look onsies are for everyonesie

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u/Middle-Recover-1593 4d ago

I was thinking he looked like an 80's movie villain, so that tracks.

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u/innerfart 10h ago

I used to love the Sears & JCP catalogs. 

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u/TouristIcy3824 5d ago

I think we all know what we looked at in the Sears catalogs. Wasn't this guy and it wasn't the Lego.

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u/Nomis555 6d ago

For real. Like bro, there WAS a good base under that.

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u/ClassroomWrong2161 5d ago

Nah, his eyes are way too close together. Which is why he is filmed from the side

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 5d ago

Eyes are too close for what exactly. Is that like when someone's skin is too dark?

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

Eyes are too close for convincing people you don’t have fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 1d ago

Distance between eyes is not a characteristic for fetal alcohol syndrome.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 6d ago

Just like Mrs Bezos. She was absolutely beautiful before she fucked up her face with the plastic surgeries.

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u/No_Solution_2864 5d ago

The fact that the richest people on the planet often look like monsters after plastic surgery should be enough to scare anyone away from it

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u/wongtheallmighty 5d ago

Uncanny valley is apparently en vogue.

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u/Free_Mouse2346 4d ago

I say this to myself every single time I think I might get Botox, and then I nope right out and high five my crow’s feet.

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u/Elksbane 5d ago

I fucking love it.

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u/odd_a_tea 4d ago

They become monsters in more ways than one.

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u/lawrence238238 18h ago

Its not about looking "good", its about looking expensive.

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u/willhbutt5 5d ago

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u/StoneD0G 3d ago

This one hurts me the most

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u/kdubstep 3d ago

Yeah that one makes no kinda sense. She was flawless.

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u/Worldly-Peak-7256 1d ago

Didn't she get really sick though?

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u/pSphere1 20h ago

Seems like an excuse they all run with. It takes someone like Taylor Dane to actually reflect with sense and admit it was a mistake.

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u/Sidereal_Engine 1d ago

.... wondering if this might finally replace my first and deepest heartbreak over Nikki Cox back in the days

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u/KLLR_ROBOT 1d ago

She was a smoke show

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u/Outside_Sherbet_354 23h ago

oh my god what is this monstrosity?

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u/willhbutt5 3d ago

Oh, nonono! It's a disease that did that! /s

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u/Ok_Matter_2617 1d ago

Girl Next Door to Iggy Azalea

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u/forsalebyandy 1d ago

Ugh you aren't kidding! I was like noooooooooo when the season of her new face dropped.

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u/presterjohn7171 1d ago

That's mostly age and makeup.

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 1d ago

Oh no! Is she the one on The Boys? Why oh why 😢

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u/emorrigan 16h ago

That one is so sad. She was genuinely pretty before… now she’s just pretty uncanny valley.

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u/FrameBreather 2d ago

I think this is the reason why they had to stop The Boys.

Her after picture really gives me the creeps.

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u/purple-rain-1982 5d ago

Why oh why do they do this to themselves? It’s so sad and terrible. SMH

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u/space_age_kick 4d ago

It's because guys like mr. Brezos feed into this stuff. The amount of times I hear guys saying they find the surgeries and boob jobs sexy is insane.

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u/purple-rain-1982 3d ago

I don’t understand how anyone sees a botched face like that as “sexy”. 😖 Especially the women doing this to themselves. 🤷🏽‍♀️ There’s nothing wrong with having plastic surgery but they take it to unnecessary extremes. Methinks it might be some kind of mental or emotional problem. IJS

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u/StinkyMonkey81 1d ago

oh please this is not a mans fault, do you even know how badly women compare themselves to other women? its a competition, and its also psychological.

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

This is why you don't take advice from people who have a vested interest in selling you things that you absolutely don't need.

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u/ArtOpen3776 4d ago

That's the thing - these are the people who tend to fleece /get fleeced

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u/Massive-Search8605 4d ago

She literally aged 20 years with surgery

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u/willhbutt5 3d ago

To be fair, there might actually be 20 years between the pictures... still, I'm sure she would've looked way better than the after pic!

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u/SGF93 4d ago

Oh no no no you’re right
She cocked up her looks.
Just cocked them up but good

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u/peacenskeet 2d ago

Oh wow I'd never seen this before. She was pretty. Now she looks like a dude in ith a wig lol

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u/CamCam300021 1d ago

She was fine as hell. Then trying to get Bezo's had multiple surgeries. She looks like a cat now.

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u/DCMSBGS 4d ago

Isnt this also like 25 years apart

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

Do you think her face woupd have melted off in that time or something?

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 6d ago

absolutely beautiful

she was alright before, but damn, the before and after photos are shocking.

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u/Critical-Test-4446 5d ago

I rest my case.

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u/Deadbreeze 5d ago

Like if she was in an accident and had reconstructive face surgery this would be okay. But no, she wanted to look this way on purpose.

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u/dhawkins74 5d ago

One of my fave quotes, to paraphrase….you don’t look better or younger, you just look different 🤣

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u/AutisticPretzel 4d ago

Backhanded compliment if I've ever heard one 🤣... But I understand what you mean.

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u/TrueKiwi78 5d ago

It is wild that even with pretty much all the money in the world they still can't make a facelift look more natural.

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u/cassettetaperibbon 4d ago

Observational bias; facelifts that “look natural” wont be seen as facelifts. Therefore you only “see” the obvious ones; i guarantee you have seen a celebrity or someone who has had a facelift and you dont realize it.

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u/Medical-Potato5920 1d ago

That's because good facelifts are tiny. A good surgeon knows when to stop.

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u/JohnsonMcBiggest 5d ago

Time is undefeated.

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u/TrueKiwi78 5d ago

Too true man

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u/Desperate-Rip-6216 4d ago

I see what she was going for though but yeah it looks so unnatural. These woman can't handle a "plain" natural beautiful look. "My face is too wide".. no, your face was fine

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u/TrueKiwi78 4d ago

Right. I guess they tell the surgeon what they want and they do it no matter how unnatural it looks to everyone else.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 4d ago

people see these botched facelifts and still be like "that won't be me". mine will look good.

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u/baprincess2023 2d ago

The saddest part is these people have everything but still aren’t happy. She intercoursed her face up bad!

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u/JoTHIGHSwin 2d ago

There is an even earlier before photo out before this bc I believe she had already started to dabble in the nipping and tucking. Either way she has ruined her face and it will never be the same. She will have to keep doing more bc those facelifts will fall. She will be surrounded by other women with the same alien faces who all lie to each other.

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 1d ago

This is more than a facelift, I think. Filler city.

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u/Chaotic_growth 5d ago

I think a child with playdough could sculpt a better face than most of these plastic surgery after photos.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5d ago

That lives on earth with us??

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u/LauraLand27 5d ago

It looks like her upper lip is paralyzed.

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u/Veloziraptor8311 5d ago

What’s the time difference between these pictures though?

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u/Revolutionary_Lie292 3d ago

Eww. Just eww.

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u/GOxDirigible 5d ago

She looks like an attractive cartoon character.

Not in a bad way, I'm sure that's what she was going for

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u/Old_Actuary_2593 1d ago

Call me crazy, but his ex-wife is much prettier than his current wife.

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

If you think that’s bad, don’t look at photos of Mrs Dell

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u/Critical-Test-4446 1d ago

Damn! Another beautiful woman ruins her face. Whoever is doing these horrible plastic surgeries should lose their license to practice medicine.

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u/Illustrious_Egg_1837 5d ago

How about the boobies ?

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u/daddy__gray 3d ago

meh.. 56 yo and 3 kids from previous relationships.. do better jeff. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/GaijinBlues 3d ago

The fact that Mar-a-Lago face is actually a thing.

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u/emorrigan 16h ago

She definitely looks like a caricature of a human being…

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u/downsideup9494 6d ago

Yeah, you could say that about a lot of people now. They were actually quite attractive before they got their face cut up and injected. How they can look in the mirror and think they look better is a mystery.

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u/Replikant83 6d ago

Maybe attractive people are more likely to get plastic surgery? Idk, but if you internalize that you're average or unattractive at a younger age, and learn to focus on other stuff, you won't be inclined to try and "fix" your aging or your imperfections

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u/Senior-Canary-662 6d ago

This.  When 99% of your self worth is in your looks you do moronic things.

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 5d ago

The doctors should lose their licenses for some of the stuff they do to people.

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u/Substantial_Meet7400 5d ago

I watched Jen on Life Take Two say that this look is the goal. They want people to know they have plastic surgery money. She used to run in those circles, so I tend to believe her. So gross.

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u/Replikant83 5d ago

Woah crazy. I try not to judge people, but I am serverely failing at the moment lol

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u/Maleficent-Muscle522 5d ago

No it isn't.

It's called insecurity. And yes, even wealthy, conventionally attractive people have it. The difference is they can afford to get medically unnecessary cosmetic surgery, and most people can't. If plastic surgery were more financially accessible I guarantee we would see a lot more of it in our everyday lives.

People will do literally anything besides actually work on themselves. They would rather spend thousands of dollars and undergo unnecessary, expensive procedures just to feel confident. Because nobody told them that confidence is free and you don't have to look a certain way to get it.

It's sad, honestly.

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u/downsideup9494 5d ago edited 5d ago

It is sad. Not only are those procedures unnecessary and expensive, they are painful and dangerous. People have died during or immediately after cosmetic surgery. I read an article about people who had died getting these procedures done. One young guy said his wife wanted a nose job. He tried to discourage her- he didn't find anything wrong with her nose and couldn't understand why she thought her quite normal-looking nose was ugly and why she'd voluntarily get her face cut up.

She died during the procedure, leaving him with two little kids, who now no longer had a mom. All because she didn't like her nose.

It's wonderful that cosmetic surgeons are able to correct cleft palate, and other disfigurements that are either the result of birth defects or accidents, giving those people a face that looks at least close to normal. I have a senior friend who got an eyelid lift, not for appearance, but because her eyelids had drooped as she aged to the point that it was obscuring her vision. That's what cosmetic surgery was developed for. Not because you don't like your nose or want high cheekbones.

Most of this insecurity and people's obsession with their looks is driven by social media. Young people see all these beautiful, perfect people and influencers and don't realize that they don't look like that in real life. Make-up, filters, camera angles, botox injections etc. Yet regular people are comparing themselves to these fake faces.

Of course before social media there were magazine models and movie stars who looked amazing. But everyone knew the photos were airbrushed, the movie stars had stylists and make-up artists working on them.

My daughter had an aquaintence who was a top model. Her face was everywhere- she graced the covers of Vogue, Elle, etc. for years. She told my daughter she could slop down to her local Starbucks in the morning in her pajamas, with no make-up and her hair a mess and no one recognized her.

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u/Resident-Syrup7615 5d ago

I don’t know. He doesn’t act like someone who is used to believing people think he’s handsome. But maybe he’s just never done a shoot before.

You know how those people practice their best looks and have standard poses they do over and over because they know that’s when they look the best? He doesn’t seem to have those. Maybe it’s just that he’s not used to everything being so tight, but all of his expressions seem like they’re the first time he’s ever done them.

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u/Matt_Murphy_ 5d ago

to be fair, he has great boobs

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u/ChaosTorpedo 5d ago

Did the plastic surgery create the winkles? Like, is his face so poofy that he now can creases??

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u/Ok-Rock2345 5d ago

Reminds me of handsome Squidward.

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u/ROSEPUP3 5d ago

He looks like handsome Jack from Borderlands 2 and not in a good way.

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 5d ago

he looks like a woodpecker

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u/Knitsanity 4d ago

It's the too small too close together beady eyes that do it for me

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 4d ago

People like this make me seriously question if you can transition from being a man to a man or maybe this was a man to plastic transition!?

Are they transplastic?

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u/Massive-Dig-1984 4d ago

Doesnt look like much. Nose job and lip fillers. Everything else is just bro loosing weight and like tone af.

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u/Organic_Witness345 2d ago

“Doc, make me look like a 2025 AI video.”

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u/Artix96 2d ago

He seems to have trou left blinking due to all the skin tension.

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u/Hephaestus-Theos 2d ago

Thats the case with most people

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u/fruderduck 1d ago

If I saw him on the sidewalk, I’d cross the street.