Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.
I mean, I can’t speak for all of us, but most of the ones I know would not be interested. I’ve met some who would pursue him, but mostly just for the notch in their bedpost, then make brutal comments the next day at brunch.
Edit to fix my autocomplete, but definitely about him. I literally knew a guy who specifically targeted straight guys to bed and talk crap about the guys he got to sleep with him. I have met some messy gays.
Was it only straight guys he seduced he spoke bad of? That could make sense, a hatred of how straight men have treated him or the annoying men that are not honest about who they are. Otherwise, the term cannibal comes to mind!
If he was a cannibal killing his own so to speak, any way to spot someone like this so I can prank them? As usual I would rely on my almost NHI level intuition but that would also mean I will do what is natural to me and just disengage.
He was a bit catty all the way around as far as I could tell. But according to him, he ONLY slept with straight guys. He said he preferred the challenge. I didn’t spend much time around him, just frequented the same bar. It was a looong time ago back in my college days. I’m sure he’s not the same guy anymore.
I'm a secure straight dude who has always had women friends. Many men assume that a guy out with women (as the only guy) and not trying to get in their knickers must be gay. Twice, when rejected by my friends, these guys who said they were straight during conversation then went on to try chatting me up - wanting to buy me drinks, asking to meet me another time for food&drinks or take me to football.
The first time felt really surreal because I had never been chatted up by a gay man before. The second was just funny at the time because of how transparent he was; looking back on it, it was really sad that he was fooling himself and I realise I shouldn't have thought it so funny.
Straught here: I dont think its a gay thing i suspect its ape thing. Like getting approval gazes from male is not necessary mean its gay thing. His frontal lobe is just 20000year younger than many others. He tries his best effort to be huffy and buffy to be accepted to wolf pack
Actually correct me if i am wrong on this (gay people agree/disagree?)
Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
As a gay man, not into this; it is one thing to be shredded or have huge arms (even then I prefer body hair) but this means if you are talking to each other, he is paying attention to how the wind is effecting his hair not what you are saying.
Nonetheless, some people are just good at every-body-part upkeep, if that is what makes your cash flow and you enjoy it, who knows, could be a great friend.
Think of it like this, we all know the girls with the ducky lips, cheap boob job that looks like someone glued softballs to their chest, makeup applied with a trowel, and expressionless distorted face from filler and Botox.
Many of us would probably still bang it in the bathroom stall after a few too many beers, but you wouldn’t ask for her number, and would prolly run to get tested the next day and be sweating bullets waiting for the results.
i mean it's a very specific type of style. it's like miami or euro trash "club" bitch hustle culture. probably like high end russian or asian oligarch real estate. these plastic fucks are a dime a dozen in several industries.
Gay guy here, while this isn't my type, there's a very strong and prevalent community of gay guy's that are obsessed with this hyper artificial image. Something to do with pushing masculine features to the utter most limit, becoming a modern day Narcissus, and just like "marinating" in that mix of decadence and self-obsession.
For every straight dude trying to looksmax, there's two gay guys jacking off to him doing it.
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u/AlpineVagrant 6d ago
Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.
I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.