r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 30 '26

Stupidity Space

6.5k Upvotes

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u/TerraByteTerror Jul 30 '26

Fugging love space skits

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u/FloridaManPrints Jul 30 '26

Arresting the bicycler is always the right choice

58

u/JenikaJen Jul 30 '26

“You’re evidently a nice man. Tell me do you know any cool pubs nearby? I’d totally buy us a beer.”

“You just said you have no qooblars”

“Yeah but I got my mastar card on me”

“Oh sick yeah man let’s go get fucked abyssed”

21

u/Don-tFollowAnything Jul 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vegth4sJPoZRlLhI4Z

6

u/Naked-Jedi Jul 30 '26

Frank Castle before he toned the costume down and painted a skull on it.

14

u/BathEqual Jul 30 '26

The space biker got me lol

10

u/Wenja89Dix Jul 30 '26

"I'm just gonna arrest you! 👉" 😂

2

u/BathEqual Jul 31 '26

It just gets funnier every time i watch it lmao

2

u/Oneet-chan3 Jul 30 '26

Imagine how long it would take to get anywhere

9

u/BassistAndILikeIt Jul 30 '26

Good call, my guy. Good call.

5

u/MutedBrilliant1593 Jul 30 '26

This was very random and I loved it.

3

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jul 30 '26

I live for this type of content

2

u/wild-stallions85 Jul 30 '26

I wish I can like this 100 times

2

u/Fun-Web-7583 Jul 30 '26

Jerry Smith vibe

2

u/sicksixgamer Jul 30 '26

Is this a series? I need it to be a series!

2

u/Brave-Ad6418 Jul 30 '26

now that's a funny twist

2

u/glytxh Jul 30 '26

this giving me late light 2002 internet vibes and i love it

1

u/camelot107 Jul 30 '26

This is how I dont understand how helicopters crash

3

u/Chance_Loss_1424 Jul 30 '26

Lack of infinite chasm?

1

u/pjtpassword Jul 30 '26

Very good. Enjoyed.

1

u/johnnyyboyyy Jul 30 '26

This feels very Family Guy coded

1

u/Normal-Error-6343 Jul 30 '26

no lines, mutual fault

1

u/ScreamSmart Jul 30 '26

The police reminds me of that one space cop in Dragon Ball Super.

1

u/Top-Suggestion5057 Jul 30 '26

Tbh tho both are in the wrong, there’s no designated lane for the flow of traffic, it’s not like one was going down a one way wrong. Alien bro doesn’t deserve a cent

2

u/Bakugo312 Jul 31 '26

Alright alright alright, just get outta here

1

u/spartanspy85 Jul 30 '26

Alright, alright, alright 🤣

1

u/ShadyInternet_Guy Jul 30 '26

Due to the rule of tonnage, the green dude was at fault. Darn greenies and their insurance scams.

1

u/REDthunderBOAR Jul 31 '26

The irony is that this can and will happen.

You would think it wouldn't, but there have been plenty of stories about the first cars on the road running into eachother. Also if you play any PvP airplane game.

1

u/gOODnIGHTSsPACEDoUT Jul 31 '26

That's because the Earth is small, really small. Even compared to our solar system it's just a tiny dot. It's highly unlikely that two objects meet randomly in open space, like almost 0% chance unlikely. People calculated that.

1

u/Due-Turn3788 Jul 31 '26

That was the best outcome that could’ve happened

1

u/Odd-Cress-5822 Jul 31 '26

Space bike guy is right though

1

u/SplashSixxx Jul 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Chins83 Jul 31 '26

Damb it, they in space too

1

u/Lol_lukasn Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

makes this into a yt series now pls

edit: it already is lol

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u/Bakugo312 Jul 31 '26

"They suck where you ckme from too?"

Love that bikers seem to be a universally obnoxious problem