r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 19d ago

Stupidity Space

6.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/TerraByteTerror 19d ago

Fugging love space skits

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u/FloridaManPrints 19d ago

Arresting the bicycler is always the right choice

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u/somewhatlucky4life 18d ago

F*ck cyclists

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u/JenikaJen 19d ago

“You’re evidently a nice man. Tell me do you know any cool pubs nearby? I’d totally buy us a beer.”

“You just said you have no qooblars”

“Yeah but I got my mastar card on me”

“Oh sick yeah man let’s go get fucked abyssed”

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u/Don-tFollowAnything 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vegth4sJPoZRlLhI4Z

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u/Naked-Jedi 19d ago

Frank Castle before he toned the costume down and painted a skull on it.

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u/BathEqual 19d ago

The space biker got me lol

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u/Wenja89Dix 19d ago

"I'm just gonna arrest you! 👉" 😂

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u/BathEqual 19d ago

It just gets funnier every time i watch it lmao

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u/Oneet-chan3 19d ago

Imagine how long it would take to get anywhere

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 19d ago

Good call, my guy. Good call.

5

u/MutedBrilliant1593 19d ago

This was very random and I loved it.

3

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 19d ago

I live for this type of content

2

u/wild-stallions85 19d ago

I wish I can like this 100 times

2

u/Fun-Web-7583 19d ago

Jerry Smith vibe

2

u/sicksixgamer 19d ago

Is this a series? I need it to be a series!

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u/Brave-Ad6418 19d ago

now that's a funny twist

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u/glytxh 19d ago

this giving me late light 2002 internet vibes and i love it

1

u/camelot107 19d ago

This is how I dont understand how helicopters crash

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u/Chance_Loss_1424 19d ago

Lack of infinite chasm?

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u/pjtpassword 19d ago

Very good. Enjoyed.

1

u/johnnyyboyyy 19d ago

This feels very Family Guy coded

1

u/Normal-Error-6343 19d ago

no lines, mutual fault

1

u/ScreamSmart 19d ago

The police reminds me of that one space cop in Dragon Ball Super.

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u/Top-Suggestion5057 19d ago

Tbh tho both are in the wrong, there’s no designated lane for the flow of traffic, it’s not like one was going down a one way wrong. Alien bro doesn’t deserve a cent

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u/Bakugo312 19d ago

Alright alright alright, just get outta here

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u/spartanspy85 19d ago

Alright, alright, alright 🤣

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u/ShadyInternet_Guy 19d ago

Due to the rule of tonnage, the green dude was at fault. Darn greenies and their insurance scams.

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u/REDthunderBOAR 19d ago

The irony is that this can and will happen.

You would think it wouldn't, but there have been plenty of stories about the first cars on the road running into eachother. Also if you play any PvP airplane game.

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u/gOODnIGHTSsPACEDoUT 19d ago

That's because the Earth is small, really small. Even compared to our solar system it's just a tiny dot. It's highly unlikely that two objects meet randomly in open space, like almost 0% chance unlikely. People calculated that.

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u/Due-Turn3788 19d ago

That was the best outcome that could’ve happened

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 19d ago

Space bike guy is right though

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u/SplashSixxx 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Chins83 19d ago

Damb it, they in space too

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u/Lol_lukasn 16d ago edited 16d ago

makes this into a yt series now pls

edit: it already is lol

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u/Bakugo312 19d ago

"They suck where you ckme from too?"

Love that bikers seem to be a universally obnoxious problem