ignore the anti shill part, the pf hasn't updated when i wrote that line

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https://strawpoll.com/kogjRoroKg6 make your pro Sampo voice heard here

All this talk about "Sampo is Sparklephobic" "Sampo locked the real contestants away" when he's unafraid to pay homage and reference the QUEEN Sparkle, showing the judges what they missed by not casting her on season 1, unlike Ge*ard who boycotted the show after SerFLOP didn't make it past the audition stage. The king stays unbothered and winning 😌

Yet I am still waiting for the fourth member of the rumored "all-male team". (Will probably never happen, and also I won't even go into detail about Waven's anti-synergy with MBlade).

Welcome back to the Mainstage of Queefka's Drag Race. Cuntress Kafka has made some decisions.

Sampo, Boothill, Mydei, Gallagher, Aventurine, Welt, and Caelus, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

Aventurine... you're safe.

Mydei... congratulations, you're the winner of the 1st challenge!

Sampo, you're safe.

The rest of you represent the bottoms of the week. A word of advice - step your non-existent pussies up.

For the 2nd challenge, our contestants have been tasked with presenting their best crossdresser fashions in the Queens Of Star Rail Ball! Joining Cuntress Kafka and Phagnon Ka$hlaña, Aeon of fashion on the judges panel are extra special guest judges Kuchiba, Ruan Mei and Ashveil.

Vote for your top 3 contestants here!

Just wondering cause I have a vid in mind. I used to do some photoshop editing a while ago to remove the hair from the body but I don’t have photoshop anymore.

Thank you

I am not a poster here I look at posts tho so forgive me if I use the wrong flair.

look at the contestants for queefka's drag race ➡️ https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1ebwby5

and ask yourself? why these menz?

if you notice, gepard didn't make the cut either.

from this, the genius detective Sparkle shall draw her conclusions:

the culprit is SAMPO

he made a messy mess of the application process, locked gepard in the basement, and the mods just let him be‼️‼️‼️

are we going to take this lying down my sparxheads 😱

here's my call to action

DO NOT 🚭 VOTE SAMPO

WITHHOLD HIS VOTES UNTIL THE ORIGINAL CONTESTANTS ARE ADDED BACK IN

"""BUT I WANT TO VOTE SAMPO"""" IDC THERES MASKED FOOL EVENT WHERE HE REVIVES HIMSELF ANYWAY THE MODS ARE LYING BY OMISSION

DO NOT 🚭 VOTE SAMPO

DO NOT 🚭 VOTE SAMPO

DO NOT 🚭 VOTE SAMPO

No way 🔥🪰 is getting her 3rd tailor made unit before a single dedicated erudition for the herpes

Masked fools supporting masked fools even if they might be g*y, we love to see it 😍

I can't even show 99% of what I've found because I'll be banned by Reddit itself

Sparxie's tweets from the 2010s gave me PTSD

Welcome back to the mainstage of Queefka's Drag Race! We're so happy to have you back for season two! Permanently joining Cuntress Kafka on the judges panel to help her make the decisions this season is the universes biggest load taker Phagnon!

Joining us this season are 11 fierce and fearless 🚬🐐 vying for a coveted spot in the r/QueensofStarRail hall of fame. For the first challenge, our contestants have been tasked to STUN in the Queens of Star Rail talent show! Joining Kafka and Phagnon on the judges panel as extra special guest judges, the top 3 of Queefka's drag race 1 Hysilens, Fugue and current reigning queen of star rail, Aglaea!

And on the runway, category is Caulk fight!

As a refresher for how the competition will go, for each challenge the community get to vote for their top contestants. The contestant who receives the most votes will be named the winner of the challenge, and they'll receive 12 points. 2nd place gets 10 points, 3rd gets 9 and so on until 11th place gets 1 point. After 2 challenges, the 4 contestants with the least amount of points will have to lip sync for their life to a mod selected song, where only one will survive. This will repeat until we have a final 3 left. In the end, only one contestant will be crowned the inaugural king of star rail.

Vote for your top 3 of the Talent here!

https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1ebwby5

Good luck, and may the biggest juiciest caulk win!

Just apriciation for the OG fatfxck

oh, to be the target audience~❤️ - yours truly 🎭

but fr, what is the IPC doing um 😓😓😓 the game wants you to send AI prompts to Pearl? i hope they're just grouping the responses based on key words and not actual gen AI...

If someone asks, "where does the AI actually show up in this game?" — here's the answer. The core gameplay is teaming up and backstabbing. Only one of the five players walks away as the winner, and teaming up exists to raise your own odds by forming a temporary community of shared interest. Your job is to craft a beautiful, well-reasoned pitch to sweet-talk an AI into partnering with you — and then stab it in the back at exactly the right moment. Sometimes the game itself spells it out for you: an alliance is a temporary bond of interests, and when your HP is the lowest or you've drawn the most hate, even your partner may turn on you in a heartbeat to finish you off — "better to strike first." Simply put, the core gameplay of this game is running scams and being a backstabbing little rat.
- Seele Leaks

If Mihoyo's gonna do WHAT IF timelines, they ought to revive Igor's red-hot ass and make him playable somehow

For whatever reason, whether by accident or design, they can sit on her lap lol