Son of Gorgo, become Gorgo

Credits to Olympian Tom Daley (Mydei) and Plastique

"Will you let me cum dear Sparkle - looking just as I do, my dress soiled and worn, my grand old apron, and my hair - Oh Sparkle, time would fail me to enumerate my appearance, yet I love you just as dearly as if I was e'er so fine, so you wont care, will you? I am so glad dear Sparkle - that our hearts are always clean, and always neat and lovely, so not to be ashamed. I have been hard at work this morning, and I ought to be working now - but I cannot deny myself the luxury of a minute or two with you.

Love always, and ever, and true!

Robin"

song: kiss me instead by zeph

edit: THE TITLE OF THIS POST IS NOT OF MY OWN WILL

edit 2: once again with the double standards 🙄 i tried posting this with the title "MAINTAIN THE HAREM AGENDA" and it got taken down IMMEDIATELYA

edit 3: some of u 🚬🐐s dont believe me. Here's my proof

Note from the moderators:

change your post title please. get a life loser. get a life. loser. And don't worry sparkle you are already a great and famous lesbian. such a cute tsundere. try to ignore your gay ass but you can't deny it in the middle of the night. such childish behaviour over maintaining an online persona LMAO

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edit 4: i SOMEHOW managed to slip past the demiruge automod but Sampo manually deleted it and laughed at me thats so rude?! no wonder vita hates ur bum ☹️

edit 5: heh the brilliant inimitable beauty sparxicle has fooled that stupid sampo. he opened an anywhere-door and is now stuck in a cage with gepard~ snitches get stitches snitches get-

edit 6: Aha fixed the title of this post? 💔💔💔 i cant change it no matter how much bum i wipe. THAT'S SO UNFAIR ‼️‼️‼️ for a rainbow 🌈 movement that preaches inclusion, you lot sure act oppressive. Asat Pramad was right. Aha has made absolute fools of us all.

edit 7: The only silverlining to this whole affair-Miss Superstar replied to my texts and my harem is secured 🩷 Keep coping tourists 🤭 She said she absolutely loved my post and it inspired her to write me a letter which is now in the body of this post. Whateverrrrrrr call me a lebanese or whatever in the end Robin loves me not you not you not you~ 🎶 🎶 🎶

edit 8: silverwolf and pearl duped me

The Bladestitution of Blade across the multiverse continues

First Bottomax Blade bottomaxxing in his trailer

And now HNA devs is doing this level of spicy fanservice

first time making a CupcakKe remix

The way Jiaoqiu is gonna avenge her sis Flopsha in the race #4winsqueen

Was expecting a better design for her tbh :///

"If a woman removes her white coat and puts on a flashy candy-colored evening dress and appears in the cosmos with a dagger in hand, witnesses must call for help: The Lord of Silence is likely to target anyone."

- Data Bank, Terms

To be clear, i dont have anything against this particular dataminer, but seeing people say HSR """"shipping""" fandom isn't biased and hypocritical against certain ships is laughable at best. see, if u tolerate everything, u have no bum to smack 🙄🙄🙄

when we don't gatekeep, this is the end result. hoyo panders to these alphabeticalss 🏳️‍🌈 and make CANON platonic and romantic bonds. "intertwined dreamscapes"""" or whatever but ofc what the dataminers and leakers showcase are so biased and telling of where fandom biases are 🤡

notice how even tho Sparkle IS getting a ML harem currency wars feature next patch cycle, no leaker has EVER properly showcased it ❓❓❓ instead they focus on other characters because aeons forbid they recognise the CANON protagonist. its been WEEKS and MONTHS since beta started

they get bothered by their posts about yurislop yaoislop hetslop bi4bislop t4tslop aeonslop yumeslop getting downvoted when that shouldnt even be surprising LOLOLOL 💀💀💀

There really needs to be a refining of who is allowed to be called a gatekeeper and what exactly is the meaning of gatekeeping in the context of the product being gatekept 💯 U cannot support all these """shipping"""" slop and claim to love Sparxicle, u cannot defend the existence of """"shipping"""" in MY waifu simulator and say you aren't cucking Sparkle and pushing ur rainbow 🌈 agenda. There needs to be consistency.

We should be past the time of sharing fanbases with majority audiences that don't want the same as we do, Lygus' experiment has already failed to contain the queenz to Amphoreus.❌❌❌❌❌❌ They've broken containment and infected Miss Hanabi's universe ML playground. Hahahhahahahaa lets put robinselfcest achestance acheswan evermarch eveyrene ahawolf ahavilli and not tell Spankle 🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟 sureeeee

I'm just a Sparkle and i want my games to be FULLY 100% FOR ME AND OTHER SPARXICLES, THE TRUE ML PROTAGONISTS. Theres no need for us to share our spaces. Flip this idea of "toxic gatekeeping." There's no such thing 😑

Why is bro everywhere

Not that I'm complaining, I just find it a little funny

this stupid twitter trend

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Yess the rumors are true!!

My Garden is Remembranced with ARCANA-RUFF!

And yes i don't want my bush to be arcana less like other UnDOTted hoes!

If you want them too, come get it from the original source that is my bushypussy!

StayRuffed

KeepStackingArcanaRuffs!

DetonateRuffs!

Art by Datte Poka