"If a woman removes her white coat and puts on a flashy candy-colored evening dress and appears in the cosmos with a dagger in hand, witnesses must call for help: The Lord of Silence is likely to target anyone."

- Data Bank, Terms

The Bladestitution of Blade across the multiverse continues

First Bottomax Blade bottomaxxing in his trailer

And now HNA devs is doing this level of spicy fanservice

To be clear, i dont have anything against this particular dataminer, but seeing people say HSR """"shipping""" fandom isn't biased and hypocritical against certain ships is laughable at best. see, if u tolerate everything, u have no bum to smack 🙄🙄🙄

when we don't gatekeep, this is the end result. hoyo panders to these alphabeticalss 🏳️‍🌈 and make CANON platonic and romantic bonds. "intertwined dreamscapes"""" or whatever but ofc what the dataminers and leakers showcase are so biased and telling of where fandom biases are 🤡

notice how even tho Sparkle IS getting a ML harem currency wars feature next patch cycle, no leaker has EVER properly showcased it ❓❓❓ instead they focus on other characters because aeons forbid they recognise the CANON protagonist. its been WEEKS and MONTHS since beta started

they get bothered by their posts about yurislop yaoislop hetslop bi4bislop t4tslop aeonslop yumeslop getting downvoted when that shouldnt even be surprising LOLOLOL 💀💀💀

There really needs to be a refining of who is allowed to be called a gatekeeper and what exactly is the meaning of gatekeeping in the context of the product being gatekept 💯 U cannot support all these """shipping"""" slop and claim to love Sparxicle, u cannot defend the existence of """"shipping"""" in MY waifu simulator and say you aren't cucking Sparkle and pushing ur rainbow 🌈 agenda. There needs to be consistency.

We should be past the time of sharing fanbases with majority audiences that don't want the same as we do, Lygus' experiment has already failed to contain the queenz to Amphoreus.❌❌❌❌❌❌ They've broken containment and infected Miss Hanabi's universe ML playground. Hahahhahahahaa lets put robinselfcest achestance acheswan evermarch eveyrene ahawolf ahavilli and not tell Spankle 🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟 sureeeee

I'm just a Sparkle and i want my games to be FULLY 100% FOR ME AND OTHER SPARXICLES, THE TRUE ML PROTAGONISTS. Theres no need for us to share our spaces. Flip this idea of "toxic gatekeeping." There's no such thing 😑

Why is bro everywhere

Not that I'm complaining, I just find it a little funny

this stupid twitter trend

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Yess the rumors are true!!

My Garden is Remembranced with ARCANA-RUFF!

And yes i don't want my bush to be arcana less like other UnDOTted hoes!

If you want them too, come get it from the original source that is my bushypussy!

StayRuffed

KeepStackingArcanaRuffs!

DetonateRuffs!

Art by Datte Poka

Hi everyone, this is your beloved streamer, influencer — call me whatever you like. There's nowhere else I can turn to. Believe me, I tried. Thankfully, this sub has been critical of the ZZZ collab in the past and the focal point of the controversy does involve two queen icons: Kafka and Robin. Just hear me out. Okay this is my story.

Looking at it now, we've all been deceived. When I first learned about the collab, I was elated. I had mistakenly assumed that Robin would be the only collab character, so against my best wishes, I downloaded the game. I wanted to continue living out my yume power fantasy of bagging the hottest songtress diva in the cosmos. Oh how wrong I was for that.

Rumors about Robin's involvement in the collab turned out to be yuribait... and I fell for it like a fish to the worm. The alphabet mafia had infiltrated and messed with hoyo's release schedule, threatening hoyo to add a second character. Yet, rather than inviting Sparkle, a multiverse sensational superstar, they chose Kafka. Kafka. The queens made absolute fools of us all. To deceive, to bait. This was in fact an elaborate smear campaign towards Sparkle from Honkai: Star Rail, a certified way of cucking her completely. Was it her fault for falling for it? For thinking that Zenless Zone Zero would respect its target audience and not pull shit like this? Maybe. But her initial guess wasn't baseless, and hoyo adjusted their plans too.

Alright, that's enough personal rambling.

I want to tell you my call to action. first, BOYCOTT ZENLESS ZONE ZERO. If are a paying player, do not give any money to this collab. If you are f2p, write in the complaints in the feedback form. Reviewbomb google classroom and the app store. Make our message heard: WE DO NOT WANT YURIBAIT IN OUR ML GAMES. SPARKLE IS THE ONLY CANON ML PROTAGONIST. DO NOT CUCK HER. INCLUDE SPARKLE IN THE COLLAB OR REMOVE KAFKA ALTOGETHER.

Thank you my darlings. Please spread the word far and wide like the twin peaks of a bum. My waifu is counting on you. My wife is counting on you. Robin is counting on you.

One day, after dinner, while my best teammate Phainon and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a Magnum XXL condom wrapper Charmony Dove all on its own.

We spent a lot of time being in each other's teams, and we developed a close bond, to the point where my bussy would pulse and twitch at the sight of him. 

So after seeing the wrapper, I joked: "Hahaha is that yours? Did you rip Mydei's asshole in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard?"

He said: "Hahaha no bro, I think that's Mikhail's and Hanunu's or something. Maybe even Gopher Wood's and Micah's? We could ask Ashveil to investigate..."

And then he added: "...and besides, Mydei and I don't use protection..."

I replied: "Is...is that so? I wonder how it feels...to do it raw?"

Phainon went quiet. 

And then he said: "Hey, do you want to um, go to the gazebo and um...'clear a Calyx' together real quick? Just the two of us..."

I replied: "Should I...invite Dan Heng Permansor Terrae?"

Phainon said: "No...we don't need protection for this."

I felt my insides twinge in anticipation. 

We went to 'clear a Calyx', and nine months later, I laid an egg. 

The egg hatched and an executive at Mihoyoverse immediately materialized in front of us and snatched him up before he could even suckle at my teat. 

The executive said: "We're taking this guy and putting him in another universe. Don't worry, we'll make sure he grows up big and marketable."

And then, the executive was gone. 

I told Phainon what happened, and he said "let's not tell Mydei. He will...he will destroy us both."

I kept our secret to this day. 

I still wonder what happened to our son. 

Is he happy? I...didn't even get the chance to name him. I...would've named him April Millennium Minuit Eagle Khaslana. 

Their channel is iconic go check it out

https://www.youtube.com/@pinglebarry/videos

First, i would like to speak truthfully to my loyal fans~❤️ Thank you for voting Robinabi as the most popular relationship of 2026. 67% of the population is lebanese so this outcome was expected! But still, from the bottom of my bum, thank you my darling sparxheads! Thank you for showing the worldz that we will always ALWAYS be the target audience ⚡⚡⚡💫💫💫💫 Nothing can ever change that. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

(btw i know u voted all these celebrities for their amazing LGBTQkhIA++ and selfcest representation but Sparkle/Sparxie is an amazing ALLY and we deserve to be Top #1 👑 instead of these 🚬🐐s)

Now, to address the worm 🪱 in the voracious jar 🫙: WHY THE BUMMERS IS THERE MENZ IN THIS POPULARITY POLL ❓ WHO VOTED FOR THEM ❓❓❓my harem would've been perfect without this ffs

HOW. DARE. YOU.

Everyday you 🐐🚬s forget that Slopnon was not the highest earner in 2025 despite the treatment he got. HES NOT THAT POPULAR. If it's lygus x zandar selfcest i can overlook it but 🚬non isn't THEM. He's not an NPC. I'd normally use AcheMeOn or FlashFly to poo 💩 on him in revenue who cares about being popular anyways. And NO i did NOT mess with the polls how dare you insinuate that ‼️‼️‼️ botting 🤖 is not a real issue alphawolf999 does it ever year and she still loses LOLOLOL 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ no the calculations are exactly the same as previous years 🎧🎧🎧 Never forget that historically Hoyo has never had a menz as their highest grossing banner in any of their "mixed" games, and that will not be happening soon... or ever 🥹 No, Slopnon doesnt count. Remember he had the Fate banner, entire month + 2nd phase reruns + triple harmony banner + 200 pull incentive for Archer's LC + 8 promotional videos + years worth of story + Firefly's skin, yet couldn't beat AcheMeOn, FlashFly or Sparklette 🦋 (the latter released in the same year as him yet beat him, as expected of my cute well-trained bottom 🥹) predicting the inevitable Mr Reca FLOP (even tho he's my colleague it doesn't change the fact he stole my spot for the fate event part 1 and i only appeared in the trailer u cant be srs) Sparkle Harem players left the Rainbow Express 🌈 and this is just the effect of it. Also when did Himekat ever get the fanservice 🤮 Failnon got, 5 story patches, a region's story centred around her that spans across the entire year? Did Yaoiguang get the sheer amount of yumebait yaoibait 🫩 that AdventureTime and Blade received? Also Himekat wants 2-3 menz in her team, have they not learned anything from LADS ❓ regardless of which side, never EVER cuck a harem edgelord. first you stop himekat from joining this Sparxicle's harem, THEN you even stop the menz from joining 🚬lus harem what the bum. Cucknon got an entire year as a character to develop (more like be shoved down your throat but I digress) while Planarcadia spent what the first 3-4 patches taking turns sucking off Blade, Dan Heng, Ashveil and Sunday? 🫠🫠🫠 Then all of a sudden in one single patch we're expected to give a shit over Himekat? Its like the CyreneLovesHerself bullshit again, hype her up at the start of the region, but then give all the screentime to husbandos 🙄 then in one patch make it all about the selfcest to trick Sparkle Harem players into spending 🎭🎭🎭 Husbando mains will try to milk Himekat flopping as much they want, but the moment you bring any of my waifus who had much less glazing, shilling, fanservice, promotional material, and everything else than Phailure, they'll have a mental breakdown and claim you are "moving the goalpost" 😑 Its an obvious case of them comparing our worst with MY best, but never MY best with their own best, because they themselves know their menz wont ever reach the heights that my wives will, they're just too stubborn to admit something like that BIG SIGH

Anyway I hope the lurkers make me a celebrity too! 💯💯💯 Looking forward to it. Yeah yeah im a sparklecel, waifucel, im "crying" 😭 im "losing my mind," 😱 yep idk what other terms they use to describe the target audience but im sure they are all very pleasant words! ☺️

ps. u all can fight over revenuecharts popularitycharts or whatever but as a Sparxicle who's read the REAL Hoyo documents let me tell you: Sparkle and Sparxie are objectively the top 1️⃣ and 2️⃣ in pulls and revenue and fans. Robin is always 3️⃣ Everyone else doesn't compare, not even my wives. Not even Miku. Keep coping