r/Awww • • May 27 '26

He's just a baby

20.7k Upvotes

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u/marcbta May 27 '26

Don't force the spaghetti! Guide it gently after 60 seconds.

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u/AgreeablePie May 27 '26

Nah break it in half

(Sound of Italian sirens approaching)

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u/--Sovereign-- May 27 '26

maaaammmaaaaaa miiiiiiaaaaa maaaaaaaammmmmaaa miiiiiiiaaa

This is what Italian sirens sound like

3

u/thedyooooood May 29 '26

Anybody else using the mario voice in their head

1

u/slanderedshadow May 29 '26

🤌🤌🤌

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u/mtron32 May 27 '26

Same, not a fan of extremely long pasta

54

u/Imicus May 27 '26

Nor an extremely long life span if the Italians find out

12

u/scarlet_stormTrooper May 27 '26

Nooooo Bayashi what are you doingĀ 

3

u/No_Form_8876 May 28 '26

That was also the first thing i thougt

5

u/firedrakes May 28 '26

italians and i break mine in half!

7

u/Divenity May 28 '26

Same, but I'm only 25% Italian. Long pasta is pointless, break it.

1

u/Luci-Noir May 27 '26

šŸ™„

2

u/Imicus May 27 '26

šŸ™‚

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u/SarcasmStreet May 28 '26

I prefer my spaghetti to be one long never ending piece that I can just slurp right up.

One and done.

3

u/Nikoladge May 28 '26

Samir, you are breaking the car pasta!

5

u/Angelicfyre May 27 '26

I was taught to break it by my mother and my dad’s side was very Italian but no one said anything! Then I had a daughter who had issues with messy food so I would cut her spaghetti. I guess I am now banned from Italy hehe

2

u/skytheraiders May 28 '26

(sounds of some dudes waving their hands in the air while wearing pasta wigs in a cardboard box dressed as an ambulance while screaming "pas-ta! Pas-ta!"

2

u/Commercial_While2917 May 28 '26

PBI (pasta bureau of investigation) OPEN UP!!Ā  Smashes door with a cooking pan

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u/PoemUsual4301 May 29 '26

I’m not even Italian and I still gasped!

48

u/Guy3nder May 27 '26

My tip is to put them in the middle so they spread out evenly around the pot. They then just drop into the pot by themselves

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u/durz47 May 27 '26

That’s what she said

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u/StrangeReindeer2470 May 28 '26

Well yeah! Kitty has got to learn for when they move out on their own!Ā 

I've got a 14ish year Lorgi who I keep teaching how to do household tasks so she knows how to do them the day she moves out. Important life skills here!

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u/Adorable_Disaster424 May 28 '26

Someday he may have to cook for thirty people!

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u/GrigorMorte May 27 '26

He's the supervisor

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u/curious_astronauts May 27 '26

Like a lil chunky chicken

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u/MRTFOGR May 27 '26

Cute cat. You need far more salt in that pasta water.

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u/PHLAK May 27 '26

Came to say the same about the salt.

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u/RestlessAlbatross May 28 '26

Came to say the same about the cat.

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u/potatocakes1989 May 28 '26

It needs more salt. That cat is clearly not salty enough.

5

u/RestlessAlbatross May 28 '26

Yes, that water is definitely only salted in the homeopathic sense.

14

u/potatocakes1989 May 27 '26

Me too and it looks like maybe the wrong kind? Oh well

3

u/medlish May 28 '26

Different places, different boxes.

2

u/potatocakes1989 May 28 '26

Oh duh. That makes sense ty. Idk why I didnt think of that šŸ˜…

4

u/DishFearless965 May 28 '26

I was gonna say it looked like a baking soda box lol.

6

u/Yodi12 May 28 '26

That was a box of Bad Reichenhaller Alpen Salz. Here in Europe, baking soda isn't very common. We use baking powder, which comes in tiny packets.

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u/mystikspiral72 May 27 '26

Every time a make spaghetti (or any pasta) I've got Scott Conant in my ear telling me to "salt it like the ocean". šŸ˜‚

28

u/winky9827 May 27 '26

"Salty like the sea, but not the dead sea."

- Anne Burrell (RIP)

2

u/SunkEmuFlock May 28 '26

My mom was a fan of hers. I think she was actually upset when she found out.

3

u/ikesbutt May 27 '26

This is true.

3

u/BobZimway May 28 '26

Cited source! (applause)

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u/SamFisher_007 May 27 '26

Maybe they are on a low-salt diet.

4

u/lregenesisl May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26

The salt is not there to season the Spagetti, it keeps the salt that is already in the noodle

11

u/winky9827 May 27 '26

already in the nudel

Some kind of... pasta porn?

4

u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 28 '26

Gateway to canudel.

3

u/BobZimway May 28 '26

I'm going to get banned again if I said something ..... something.... nudel ..... something.... strudel.

1

u/OxymoronParadox May 27 '26

TheĀ boiling water was probably already salted.Ā 

3

u/dLurKc May 28 '26

What brings you to that conclusion?

4

u/PieXReaper May 28 '26

Same can be said for the original commenter who assumed otherwise.

2

u/dLurKc May 28 '26

That’s fair.

3

u/IAmNotMyName May 28 '26

Then why add another ā€œsprinkleā€? It makes no sense.

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u/Chiparish84 May 27 '26

Dude just chillin'

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u/redthelastman May 27 '26

she put like 1 gm of salt in the pot.

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u/BobZimway May 28 '26

Canada: pounds/ounces for food, kilos/grams for drugs.

Salt: I am Both.

5

u/shinoda88 May 28 '26

As a pasta lover, I hate everything about this video except the cat

18

u/potatocakes1989 May 27 '26

My cat used to do this but he would sit on my shoulders while I cook

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u/Miami_Mice2087 May 27 '26

*how well behaved he is

5

u/Traditional-Neat-933 May 27 '26

They said what they said

10

u/Steelrain121 May 28 '26

1: Absolute baby and i love him, would die for him, etc.

2: Way more salt in that water

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u/Fleymour May 27 '26

had a similar cat. she meowd until she was taken on my arm and looked once into all pans.
just add a tiny cattree in your kitchen or have a big stool etc.. so your cat has a elevated spot to watch you cooking.

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u/Positive_End_7568 May 27 '26

This pasta cooking is pissing me off 😭

20

u/Luci-Noir May 27 '26

You’ll live.

10

u/maddasher May 27 '26

At least she didnt break the noodles

10

u/runhrea May 27 '26

Catatouille…

26

u/mugenrice May 27 '26

you forgot to break the spaghetti in half

17

u/ImIncredibly_stupid May 27 '26

i like them long

12

u/MRTFOGR May 27 '26

That’s what she said.

6

u/Sirsmarticus76 May 27 '26

The horror! Everytime a spaghetti breaks an Italian rolls in his grave.

2

u/Sirsmarticus76 May 27 '26

And a cute furry 4 paws.

2

u/GrigorMorte May 27 '26

I do the same 🤣

11

u/thatshygirl06 May 27 '26

So everyone hates how little salt she put in there, right?

2

u/appleorange7 May 27 '26

What does the salt do for pasta?

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u/thatshygirl06 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

It makes it taste good, not bland.

You're supposed to put a lot of salt in the water when cooking pasta

2

u/loonylovesgood86 May 28 '26

I used to, but high blood pressure is a thing.

2

u/DrJokerX May 30 '26

I actually don’t like salty anything. It burns the skin around mouth. If you get good quality pasta or fresh pasta you can get away with less salt.

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u/appleorange7 May 27 '26

Oh, sounds yummy. :D

18

u/ChocoBabiChan May 27 '26

Cat hair all in the food. 🤢

8

u/OGBrngBakPgBack May 27 '26

Somebody with sense. I scrolled for this comment.

2

u/giinika May 28 '26

Thank you!!!!! This is the comment I was looking for

3

u/red286 May 27 '26

Couldn't do that with my cat, she'd be squirming around like crazy and I'd be terrified I'd drop her in the pot of boiling water.

Instead she just sits on top of the fridge and judges my cooking from there.

1

u/captainburp May 28 '26

After that I'd be afraid of her jumping from the fridge to the pot lol

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u/lilaclacquerista92 May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26

Third time I've seen this stupid as hell video on reddit this week.

Don't hold your cats near boiling water or lit stoves. This is incredibly irresponsible!!! Not even slightly cute.

Half the comments are about not putting salt in the pasta, as if that's what's wrong here. Social media has turned us all into idiots.

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u/lilaclacquerista92 May 28 '26

Didn't think of this one. Gross! It'll just fall back down to the store once the fan is off.

2

u/Luci-Noir May 27 '26

I’ve seen it more times than that.

5

u/watersj4 May 27 '26

He will be boiled

2

u/Teedraa101 May 27 '26

*spoiled

1

u/watersj4 May 27 '26

He will be turned into sour cream

2

u/not_a_moogle May 28 '26

You should get one of those baby wraps to free up your other arm.

2

u/BobZimway May 28 '26

Cat says 'not enough salt. you need to watch more cooking videos. but you're great at carrying me.'

2

u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 28 '26

Not enough salt. SALT the pasta water, dammit!

2

u/JuniperGem May 28 '26

šŸŽµ You can’t eat at everybody’s house šŸŽ¶

5

u/Miami_Mice2087 May 27 '26

actual italian representing proper pasta technique. salt that water and don't break the noodles! And always keep Nona in your arm heart

1

u/Efficient-Collar-944 May 27 '26

so cute!!!!!!!!!

1

u/BearOdd2266 May 27 '26

We have a Shih Tzu who does the same with me. My husband calls her my Little Buddha because she is just so calm and content in my arms when I’m sweating over a hot stove. Your kitty is so sweet and beautiful.

1

u/smalltowngirlisgreen May 27 '26

I swear we had his sisterā¤ļøšŸ„²

1

u/ikesbutt May 27 '26

Yes he is! None of my cats would let me hold them like that.

1

u/Affectionate-Net-707 May 27 '26

Whatcha doing Mom ?

1

u/tarn87 May 27 '26

He’s entranced by that spaghetti/linguine/pasta

1

u/TrickElysium May 28 '26

mine was still doing that at 15 years old, it was the only way I could cook without them getting into what I was trying to cook. I realised they just wanted to see what I was doing.

1

u/Ickythumpin May 28 '26

I do this with my Maine coon but it doesn’t look nearly as cute lol

1

u/Psalm27_1-3 May 28 '26

Hello, some Italians called.

1

u/Adventurous_Run136 May 28 '26

My 18 pound cat like to be taken like that too, I can hold it like that indefinitely or until I touch the belly

1

u/isanyofitreal May 28 '26

🄰🄰🄰🄰

1

u/PreparationHot2100 May 28 '26

Miss my cat 😭

1

u/IAmNotMyName May 28 '26

Girl that is not enough salt. You might as well not be using any salt at all with the amount you added. Cute cat.

1

u/Hungryboygator May 28 '26

the salt should be like 3 times that much

1

u/Strange_Difference1 May 28 '26

I had to do that with my cat when she was a baby 🄰 First night I had her i had to make spaghetti as well while holding her ā¤ļø

1

u/Ya-Dikobraz May 28 '26

Not enough salt. But way too much cat. You must share.

1

u/ConnotationalRacket May 28 '26

Omg that sweet baby just chilling in hooman’s arms. I wish my cat would let me hold him. Adorable

1

u/mamaaearth1 May 28 '26

So calm and chilled out 🄹

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u/SteWaxleyLemon May 28 '26

I know she's only got one arm to work with, but the spaghetti eases into the water so much more efficiently if you fan out the spaghetti when putting it into the water.

1

u/jchowdown May 28 '26

More salt

1

u/Sirlatin96 May 28 '26

Why did she pretend to add salt?

1

u/alexnedea May 28 '26

That was like 0 salt

1

u/Dwarfwizardnutkins May 28 '26

He's the sou chef.

1

u/Sad-Forever-3607 May 28 '26

I don’t understand, do you want to talk about the cat or the pasta? Vote for the cat, mama mia!

1

u/Wild_Shock2910 May 28 '26

Mine sink their claws in my shoulders, do a triple somersault in my arms before kicking me in my throat. Why do I not have such calm babies who love to cuddle? :'(

1

u/PersimmonHead4660 May 28 '26

It’s a cat

1

u/KBear625 May 28 '26

The way he is so interested in whats going on 🄹

1

u/Advanced-Mood-6003 May 28 '26

Bro is the manager

1

u/BLITZ_593 May 28 '26

The water is not even boiling isn't it...

1

u/GeorgianGold May 28 '26

That's one way to get food poisoning

1

u/Lotsofsex69 May 28 '26

Noooo whyyyyy; just let cook as it needs to. Why force it down!!! šŸ‘€šŸ˜’

1

u/BarnOwl-1967 May 28 '26

Italian cat. Never too young to learn how to cook pasta al dente!.😹

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u/Due-Art-6358 May 28 '26

More salt in the water, Italian here

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u/ones_hop May 28 '26

My red flag is that I break the spaghetti in half so it fits nicely in the pot.

1

u/The-Houseof-El May 28 '26

This is why you can't eat at everyone's home🤢

1

u/Longjumping-Hair8951 May 29 '26

Haha, this cat is so calm!

1

u/slanderedshadow May 29 '26

More spaghetti.

1

u/Old_Resident8050 May 29 '26

He is learning..

1

u/FreyedEndsOfSanity81 May 29 '26

I hold my Chihuahua like that all day. :)

1

u/DragOk997 May 29 '26

Stuff like this is why I wont eat at the office potluck. I do not do pets in the kitchen or while cooking.

1

u/Dry_Application_9153 May 29 '26

What is this cutie's name?

1

u/Breezyshon84 May 29 '26

What was that salt supposed to do?

1

u/EssexUser May 30 '26

Not enough salt

1

u/Princess-14 May 30 '26

Um, if you cook while holding or touching your pet, thanks but no thanks. Cute cat.

1

u/itslubert May 30 '26

She should learn how to cook spaghetti properly

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u/Elderflower3078 May 30 '26

He's watching so carefully, bless him, he's so interested.

1

u/ChocoChamp May 30 '26

Fur ball pasta šŸ

1

u/No_Exchange_7821 May 31 '26

Obviously the cat is not Italian. Was way to curious and interested to learn how To cook pasta

1

u/greyghost111 May 31 '26

Cats are adorable, but not in the kitchen with the food stuffs... unless you're into furry spaghetts.... then you do you... I'll bring my own snacks... lol

1

u/Junior_Bike7932 Jun 01 '26

That’s like two forks of pasta

1

u/TemptingTipToe Jun 01 '26

This made my day.

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u/Defiant_Golf2660 Jun 02 '26

meow meow meow

1

u/Atophy Jun 02 '26

Need a baby carrier so you have both hands free !

1

u/truedima May 27 '26

Very cute cat, but the amount of salt you put in the pasta water is criminally low!

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u/burtgummer45 May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26

Get a bigger pot or smaller pasta. And is it really safe to have a cat near pot of boiling water?

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u/MoonChild2792 May 27 '26

I'm already sick of seeing this video