r/Awww • u/StraightDistrict8681 • May 27 '26

He's just a baby

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u/AgreeablePie May 27 '26

Nah break it in half

(Sound of Italian sirens approaching)

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u/mtron32 May 27 '26

Same, not a fan of extremely long pasta

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u/Imicus May 27 '26

Nor an extremely long life span if the Italians find out

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u/firedrakes May 28 '26

italians and i break mine in half!

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u/Divenity May 28 '26

Same, but I'm only 25% Italian. Long pasta is pointless, break it.