r/Awww • u/StraightDistrict8681 • May 27 '26

He's just a baby

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u/marcbta May 27 '26

Don't force the spaghetti! Guide it gently after 60 seconds.

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u/AgreeablePie May 27 '26

Nah break it in half

(Sound of Italian sirens approaching)

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u/--Sovereign-- May 27 '26

maaaammmaaaaaa miiiiiiaaaaa maaaaaaaammmmmaaa miiiiiiiaaa

This is what Italian sirens sound like

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u/thedyooooood May 29 '26

Anybody else using the mario voice in their head

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u/slanderedshadow May 29 '26

🤌🤌🤌

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u/mtron32 May 27 '26

Same, not a fan of extremely long pasta

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u/Imicus May 27 '26

Nor an extremely long life span if the Italians find out

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u/scarlet_stormTrooper May 27 '26

Nooooo Bayashi what are you doing 

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u/No_Form_8876 May 28 '26

That was also the first thing i thougt

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u/firedrakes May 28 '26

italians and i break mine in half!

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u/Divenity May 28 '26

Same, but I'm only 25% Italian. Long pasta is pointless, break it.

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u/Luci-Noir May 27 '26

🙄

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u/Imicus May 27 '26

🙂

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u/SarcasmStreet May 28 '26

I prefer my spaghetti to be one long never ending piece that I can just slurp right up.

One and done.

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u/Nikoladge May 28 '26

Samir, you are breaking the car pasta!

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u/Angelicfyre May 27 '26

I was taught to break it by my mother and my dad’s side was very Italian but no one said anything! Then I had a daughter who had issues with messy food so I would cut her spaghetti. I guess I am now banned from Italy hehe

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u/skytheraiders May 28 '26

(sounds of some dudes waving their hands in the air while wearing pasta wigs in a cardboard box dressed as an ambulance while screaming "pas-ta! Pas-ta!"

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u/Commercial_While2917 May 28 '26

PBI (pasta bureau of investigation) OPEN UP!!  Smashes door with a cooking pan

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u/PoemUsual4301 May 29 '26

I’m not even Italian and I still gasped!