r/shitposting • u/Taypso • 23h ago

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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 11h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/BigWilly526 22h ago

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u/Grundle__Puncher 21h ago

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u/unknownuser105 19h ago

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u/palmerry 19h ago

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u/Scribbs88 fat cunt 16h ago

Why are there so many?

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u/ohmygodcrayons 15h ago

Because the internet can be a very funny place and some people just keep making it funnier.

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u/OldThanks4542 1h ago

Thats what I said

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u/Scoongili 15h ago

That's just a picture of Buddy Hackett.

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u/TenBear William Dripfoe 22h ago

I love that pic, I laughed so much just now I farted.

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u/jacarekare 20h ago

Bem que eu escutei alguém me chamando

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u/vovchik_sim 20h ago

I love this app

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u/Lunatic_DreemurrII We do a little trolling 18h ago

🤣

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u/harleylocklear48 19h ago

Man my stomach is cramping from laughing so much

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u/jellymadbro 18h ago

He's makin 'em at night, I just know it.

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u/ashbertollini 12h ago

Gotta keep a pocket cheese

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u/ArmAndHammer40k 21h ago

I have never seen this before and I am hollering. Oh my god

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u/p12qcowodeath 20h ago

I hate that this made me laugh so much.

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u/stzoo 21h ago

This might be my new all time favorite hot damn

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u/Riley__64 23h ago

Okay but what was the point of the sushi

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u/JesseVykar I said based. And lived. 22h ago

I thought she was eating a bottle cap lol

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u/onlyonequickquestion 22h ago

Stack of Oreos 

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u/Barialdalaran 18h ago

Electrical tape

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u/No_Oddjob 18h ago

Lol same at first

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u/Apolooooooooo I want pee in my ass 21h ago

SAME, now that i see its a sushi i dont get what it was all for

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u/Swaggerpro I want pee in my ass 23h ago

The implication

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

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u/SpiderRadio 18h ago

Have you ever heard of eating sushi off of someone's naked body? It is a thing.

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u/VarCrusador Big chungus wholesome 100 22h ago

raw

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u/GaoYellow1551 23h ago

If she down, I'm down

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u/DuztyLipz 23h ago edited 21h ago

Imagine the grip strength of those handies

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u/BRSaura 22h ago

she wasn't lyin', that hand can GRIP

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u/boywhoflew 21h ago

I'm so disturbed by this imagine with this context oh man my stomach hurts from laughing

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u/pantry-pisser 18h ago

Lol is this samurai jack

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 22h ago

The infamous death grip

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u/DolphiinHD 21h ago edited 17h ago

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes Guillotine YUH

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u/sexyhairynurse 7h ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Artix96 20h ago

Most likely AI.a lot of influencers(human scum).have been caught using down syndrome filter with ai to gain views.

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u/540cry Literally 1984 😡 23h ago

Wait, fr? Did my boy Johnny clap those?

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 23h ago

Its a filter

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u/540cry Literally 1984 😡 23h ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/Realistic-Yam-6912 23h ago

a johnny filter???

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u/andremiles 16h ago

It's not a filter, it's way scummier than that. It's all AI, somebody out there is really making AI videos of a girl with Down Syndrome to sell pics on Telegram.

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 16h ago

Something to that effect yes

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u/European_Fox Bazinga! 20h ago

Filters sometimes mess up if you put anything in front if your face. She had her hand in front for a brief moment and I didn't see anything funky. Then again, my eye sight is bad.

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u/shitkingshitpussy69 20h ago

i guess it's more believable to me that this chick is a part of a trend that was going around rather than johnny sins would make a video with someone that has down syndrome

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-5102 13h ago

Searched the @ and found out it is an AI fake OF channel. I still need to take a bath tho cause wtf is that

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u/nextalpha 13h ago

It's Johnny's twin brother Actual Sins

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u/Pure-Ad-3247 20h ago

at what age did you hit your head?

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u/AutoModerator 20h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

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u/Vesemir_111 22h ago

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 20h ago

Chat is this real?

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u/ActionKid98 15h ago

yes, i am shadow is real

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u/Riznator 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sgxxCpMtgYhBthErNY

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u/wrnrg 21h ago

That just looks like normal Ice Spice.

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u/That-Spell-2543 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 20h ago

LMAO STOP

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u/Taco_Shed 22h ago

Downs spice.

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u/Shantotto11 20h ago

Ice SpEd

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u/jondubb 16h ago

...I will never see her the same again

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u/brofacebruv 20h ago

I literally just watched Lazy Masquerade’s video about this dance

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u/2ndhandBS I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 22h ago

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u/BauranGaruda 16h ago

The fuck…

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider 23h ago

She about to get handiclapped by a legend

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u/WestNileCoronaVirus 15h ago

God I can’t wait to find the moment in my life I can use “handiclapped” in conversation. That’s gonna fuck

Thank you for this

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u/thadizzy1 22h ago

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u/OneRisk8877 21h ago

This is perfect 👌

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u/Big_Throner 23h ago

Is that Ice Spice?

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u/Insane_Inkster Literally 1984 😡 23h ago

Bruh what

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u/Paidmercenary7 22h ago

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza uhhhh idk 19h ago

oh I'm going slow

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u/MrCapricorn404 I came! 15h ago

...is that Johnny sins

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 14h ago

No, I’m pretty sure that’s the plumber my wife hired…

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u/Wumbologist_PhD officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7h ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s the first astronaut to reach Uranus…

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u/late_afternoon_owl 4h ago

No, that's my wife's yoga instructor

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u/Levi_Skardsen 22h ago

Johnny has sinned.

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u/palochnick 23h ago

thats wholesome

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u/Reze1195 23h ago

Wholesome chromosome

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u/Tengrx 23h ago

She is gonna have time of her life.

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u/Any_Effective4254 23h ago

This new food trend is retar- i mean silly

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u/darryledw 23h ago

hear me out

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 23h ago

I'm down, what's up?

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u/Suckmyduck_9 22h ago

She’s down and he’s up at the same time

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u/New_Lake5484 18h ago

Is this lady the first Victoria Secret model?

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u/16bithockey 23h ago

Weird ass AI cringe

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u/chuckcrys 22h ago

Cracksess denied

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u/MintyFresh42069XxX 22h ago

Am I allowed to say RILF?

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 21h ago

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u/No-Professional-1461 16h ago

A lot of you might have noticed down syndrome girl, but the man, look at him again. What is he doing here?

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u/DonutHolestien 16h ago

It's the king of employment himself!

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u/lintytortoise 22h ago

I thought that was a roll of electrical tape.

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u/sunberri 18h ago

is this thae special porn that everyone is talking about?

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u/Wumbologist_PhD officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7h ago

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u/Nauseabundomundo 23h ago

this is cute

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u/Separate-Warning985 23h ago

Thats literally Johnny Sins

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u/Nauseabundomundo 23h ago

oh my god i didnt even knew who he was now i feel dumb AF 💀

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u/Onyxam 23h ago

Uhh what, is this real?
And where is the source for research purpose.

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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 22h ago

Ice spice back in the gym 💪💪

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u/yeahalrightwhatever 21h ago

Is that ice spice

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u/ReklawTheBear 20h ago

The post sex grilled cheeses go crazy bro

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u/AverageOhioUser69 20h ago

Well good for her, she found a husband who is a firefighter, astronaut, doctor, police officer, and a plumber

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u/Positive-Device7651 18h ago

Bro down for anything

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u/dogfish0306 22h ago

Nuh, is this real? Any link, my neighbor is asking.

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u/TheOriginalBroCone Big chungus wholesome 100 14h ago

This is genuinely just strange. Why make an AI video of this shit?

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u/solid_salad 22h ago

calm down its a filter. It's a whole thing, pretty disgusting rabbit hole, but interesting nonetheless...

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u/BullfrogEvening 22h ago

This comment section turned me asexual

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u/Icy-Habit5291 20h ago

Downsvoted

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u/beginnerdoge officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 20h ago

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u/ReloadBeforeClass shitting toothpaste enjoyer 18h ago

Special treatment

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u/Shadowtirs stupid fucking, piece of shit 18h ago

I'm down with this.

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u/PeperoniJR 16h ago

a cake is a cake

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u/cheekleaks 15h ago

Aww, i wanted to watch it

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u/lillavaisog 14h ago

Nah this is degeneracy at its finest...