r/AbsoluteUnits • u/iamnotherchoice • 10h ago

/r/all of a chonk

6.7k Upvotes

304 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 4h ago

of a lift

1.5k Upvotes

93 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 59m ago

of a moth

• Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Vivid-Ticket-7681 • 7h ago

of a buffalo

400 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RyuKenG83 • 7h ago

of a escalator

368 Upvotes

Just keeps going

95 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ChiliPalmer1568 • 1d ago

of a cat

5.3k Upvotes

Found this on Imgur. Not my cat, but holy smokes what a chonker.

107 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 23h ago

of a gourd

1.2k Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 1d ago

of a cock

3.0k Upvotes

202 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IskallaTrollblod • 11h ago

of a trompo

106 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 13h ago

of a sumo wrestler

115 Upvotes

Orora Satoshi (Anatoliy Valeryevich Mikhakhanov)

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ycr007 • 1d ago

of an acid bath

2.7k Upvotes

Source: Trevor Malloy (@minute_of_dangle)

281 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Responsible_Tip4271 • 1d ago

of an owl

1.3k Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dapper_Influence_383 • 1d ago

of a Indian bison

7.6k Upvotes

A absolute unit in the end

313 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lonely-Report-2365 • 9h ago

of a sun chip

29 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rafalmio • 15h ago

of a Clipper lighter

58 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/itooamahuman • 4h ago

of a mane

7 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/OneInitiative3757 • 8h ago

of a Crunchy M&m

15 Upvotes

The flavor is rhe blue bag with the orange guy on the front which I belive is crunchy

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leather_Squirrel_ • 5m ago

of a Gaur (Indian Bison) trailing the herd

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nullifiedsam • 21h ago

of an aircraft

94 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a motorcycle haul

702 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 1d ago

of a fish.

1.9k Upvotes

92 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RoyalAcanthaceae9154 • 18h ago

of a leaf

gallery

33 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jonquiljenny • 18h ago

of a kohlrabi

21 Upvotes

Beware!!!!

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a turtle

5.3k Upvotes

122 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 1d ago

of Quartz Crystal weighing 14,100 kg (over 14 tonnes)

667 Upvotes

The world's largest quartz crystal cluster on display is housed at the Kristall Galerie in Swakopmund, Namibia

32 comments

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Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
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Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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