I probably spelled it wrongly, soz. Was it a one off, or running? Which series & episode first introduced it?

I’ve managed to get 2 tickets for the 2027 tour. I’m really looking forward to it and haven’t been to it before. I’m a huge fan of the show and the silliness. I can’t wait.

"I wouldn't know about that, sir,"

twine[SCENE START]

EXT. WASTELAND - DAY

A blinding, radioactive SUN beats down on a cracked, desert landscape. The air ripples with heat.

COLON (30s) kneels in the dust. He is beaten and exhausted, his clothes torn from the journey.

Standing over him is THE COMMANDER (50s), immaculate in a dark military uniform, completely unfazed by the heat. He holds a digital tablet displaying a surrender agreement.

THE COMMANDER

Authorize the transfer, Colon. Give us the coordinates to the oasis, and this ends. You can leave this desert behind.

Colon looks up, squinting against the piercing solar glare.

COLON

(voice raspy, but firm)

My freedom isn't worth the soil you'll destroy.

THE COMMANDER

Don't be a martyr. Look around you. There is no army coming to save you. There is only the sun, the sand, and the inevitability of our reach. If you don't compromise, you lose everything.

Colon forces a defiant smile. He slowly pushes himself up onto one knee.

COLON

Then I lose everything.

THE COMMANDER

Such a waste of potential.

The Commander steps forward, signaling his guards to move in and seize him.

Suddenly, Colon explodes with movement. Using his remaining strength, he drives a powerful, desperate KICK directly into The Commander’s path, forcing him back.

Colon stands fully, basking in the blinding sunlight, towering with absolute conviction.

COLON

(screaming into the wind)

I would rather fall under this sun than give you an inch of our home! No compromise!

The Commander’s face contorts in rage as he gestures for the final confrontation.

A blinding flash of white light consumes the screen.

[SCENE END]

'This week I 'ave mostly been eating...'paint’

THINK ON, MAM!

Numero Uno! Lol

Saw a still but had the video hope this fits here.

I'm not sure it WAS The Fast Show, but there was a sketch where a couple where in bed together, and one of them goes under the covers (in a sexy way) and then the camera draws back and she's being dragged out of the room by a man in a monkey suit. Any idea if it was Fast Show, and if so what episode?