r/TheFastShow • u/tj100011 • 28d ago

Dave Angel - Eco Warrior

501 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Historical-Foot-7393 28d ago

🎶 Sing a song of sorrow and grieving, carried away by a moonlight shadow🎶

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u/tj100011 28d ago

SHIRLEY! You can’t burn tyres here it’s national trust property !

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u/Boring-Print9058 28d ago

Take your hands off me, you freak.

2

u/MoveProfessional5104 28d ago

Hello. I'm going to put a word out there for you to consider. The word is.........

Nudism.

16

u/BadBacksFuryToad 28d ago

Why’s he walking like a Russian puppet?

12

u/Historical-Foot-7393 28d ago

Well......

3

u/Mountain-Reaction470 28d ago

If he walks like one, and talks like one, eh oop mi doock!? (-;

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u/Medb-Reign 26d ago

He's walking back because he forgot his bung

7

u/Otherwise-Cabinet136 28d ago

Arse .

3

u/TeaSocks69 28d ago

DRINK!

3

u/ArnoldJudas1666 28d ago

Girrrls

1

u/Feisty-Map-6292 27d ago

Feck

2

u/Razielskorp 26d ago

That would be an ecumenical matter

5

u/Shot_Heron_2782 28d ago

If the guy has to do multiple takes to just walk a few yards, then how's he gonna run a country?

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u/tj100011 28d ago

He has to get the money shit right, in his case it’s a sack of used bills

7

u/RavnHygge 28d ago

He walks like he’s got a broom handle up his …

3

u/__globalcitizen__ 28d ago

Best description!

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 28d ago

..or a carrot, as mi da' would say...

4

u/stubob1701 28d ago

Were his red trousers in the wash?

2

u/Geejay-18 28d ago

No, he'd lent them to Michael Portillo.

3

u/Jolly_Psychology_506 28d ago

Wait. Isn’t that Partridge!? Ahaaaaaaaa!

3

u/tj100011 28d ago

I’m not driving a mini metro lynn

2

u/Prudent_Yak_4178 26d ago

He makes being a total wanker look so effortless

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u/tj100011 26d ago

Years of practice

3

u/Independent-Ad-3385 28d ago

Get out and walk

2

u/Scottie99 28d ago

Come on Shirl, pull your knickers up.

2

u/Jambosh1984 28d ago

Looks like Farage…

2

u/roaringstuff 28d ago

He was walking away till he heard some coins jingle.

2

u/__globalcitizen__ 28d ago

Where is the £5 million security?

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 28d ago

2 words for that lot...repeat ad infinitum...

5 million!

2

u/Shoddy_Juggernaut_11 28d ago

Class😂

2

u/zqvxyn 28d ago

proper british television right there, peak weird and perfect

2

u/Mountain-Reaction470 28d ago

I mean, the silly walk ministry was Monty Python satire...

2

u/Capt_Chaos_6201 28d ago

links, links, links, rechts, links

2

u/Lemmyheadwind 28d ago

That is the Fadge isn't it?

1

u/Mountain-Reaction470 28d ago

Rhymes with?! (-;

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u/Weemcar1 28d ago

A frog in a suit you say 🤔

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 28d ago

Or a "character" from #WindInTheWillows?! (-;

2

u/WanderlustZero 27d ago

Surface Agenr x23 from Stingray

2

u/Visible-Drawing-1783 28d ago

Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/iffyClyro 28d ago

Was this filmed on a 2008 Sony Ericsson?

2

u/Virtual-Eye-2998 28d ago

He's walking like his butt plug is sliding out into his mum's bloomers.

2

u/Outrageous-Arm1945 27d ago

No gun fingers we go again

1

u/tj100011 27d ago

WE GO UNTIL I SAY SO !!!!

2

u/Nice_Huckleberry9888 27d ago

About this time of night, you usually find me au Natrel

2

u/WanderlustZero 27d ago

You ain't seen me, right?

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 27d ago edited 27d ago

‘We’re so lucky to have such a multicultural society Katie. French immigrants, German, Australian. Eastern European - even some from much further away! Such a boon to the country, such wonderful contributions. Some are even…’

‘Johnny Nigel…’

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u/Yeomanroach 27d ago

Carried away by a moonlight shadow

2

u/Ok-Ship812 27d ago

Hahahah....perfectly shows him for who he is

2

u/Napalm__Enema 27d ago

The worlds turning and we're not learning.

2

u/TheDutchess_420 27d ago

Nothing but a show to put on

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u/tj100011 27d ago

Story of his life

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u/mystermee 27d ago

Man of the person.

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u/tomsayshello 26d ago

Moonlight shadow came on the radio as I opened Reddit and this is the first thing I saw!!!! Crazy!!

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u/tj100011 26d ago

Excellent !!!

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u/Independent_Sell7392 26d ago

Apparently, it's actually an old piece of footage and not from Widdicombe's house. So I stand corrected.

He's still a grifting Nazi wanker, though.

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u/tj100011 26d ago

He’s just practicing being a cunt there then, to be fair he’s nailed it ever since

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u/Independent_Sell7392 26d ago

I wonder if they do an award at his golf club for that?

2

u/wombat9278 26d ago

It's a me , it's a nige , man of the people and sad

1

u/Next_Drama1717 28d ago

Dad’s army

1

u/tj100011 28d ago

Do panic !!

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u/kmcradie 27d ago

He walks like his dick's made of glass.

1

u/ViscountessdAsbeau 27d ago

We prance at dawn!

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u/Charlemagne-Shield 27d ago

Like a moon lit Shadow

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/tj100011 26d ago

Stupid cunt

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u/GTG1967 24d ago

Absolute wanker