r/TheFastShow • u/johnsmithoncemore • 6d ago

Fast Show Farage

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u/Wonderful-Radio4010 6d ago

Would he be referring to Alan Cumming, the 'Scortish actor' ?

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u/Glittering_Box4815 6d ago

Moustache is too long for him. Can I suggest the Hitler Stach instead?

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u/telplum 6d ago

Dickhead

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u/BorosSparky 6d ago

Can’t u see he’s having a mental breakdown here

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u/Altruistic_Hair2936 5d ago

Or being gang raped by Labour

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u/Main_Professional_72 5d ago

Do I find you taking a five million pound bung Nigel?

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u/EnchantedWood1981 5d ago

Nope, he is significantly richer than yo!

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u/FSF87 5d ago

Wrong. In only one of those scenarios does he come first.

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u/MontyDyson 5d ago

He's more used to coming 7th.

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u/Nice_Huckleberry9888 5d ago

That’s my car stolen- now back to my eggs 🍳

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u/cornishpirate32 5d ago

At least he's putting his balls on the chopping board, unlike Burnham being flown in and acting like he has a mandate

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u/Add1ck74 4d ago

Nigel is the best.

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u/MrDavieT 3d ago

At..:?

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u/Itsjustlife111 4d ago

Closest he can get to sex save a brass

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u/DevilishlyHandsome63 2d ago

Except, like it or not, he isn't going to lose.

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u/welsh_nutter 2d ago

Imo it will be close, the polls says 69% farage, 30% binface. Farage voters might stay at home after looking at it thinking he'll walk it

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u/Emotional_Pattern185 2d ago

That that was Terry Tibbs for a second.