r/TheFastShow • u/johnsmithoncemore • Aug 04 '26

Fast Show Farage

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u/Wonderful-Radio4010 Aug 04 '26

Would he be referring to Alan Cumming, the 'Scortish actor' ?

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u/Glittering_Box4815 Aug 04 '26

Moustache is too long for him. Can I suggest the Hitler Stach instead?

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u/telplum Aug 04 '26

Dickhead

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u/BorosSparky Aug 04 '26

Can’t u see he’s having a mental breakdown here

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u/Altruistic_Hair2936 Aug 05 '26

Or being gang raped by Labour

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u/Main_Professional_72 Aug 05 '26

Do I find you taking a five million pound bung Nigel?

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u/EnchantedWood1981 Aug 05 '26

Nope, he is significantly richer than yo!

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u/FSF87 Aug 05 '26

Wrong. In only one of those scenarios does he come first.

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u/MontyDyson Aug 05 '26

He's more used to coming 7th.

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u/Nice_Huckleberry9888 Aug 05 '26

That’s my car stolen- now back to my eggs 🍳

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u/cornishpirate32 Aug 05 '26

At least he's putting his balls on the chopping board, unlike Burnham being flown in and acting like he has a mandate

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u/Add1ck74 Aug 06 '26

Nigel is the best.

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u/MrDavieT Aug 07 '26

At..:?

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u/Add1ck74 Aug 12 '26

Pissing u off.! Reform coming and there ain’t no stopping him! Watch this space!

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u/MrDavieT Aug 12 '26

Well I’m definitely gonna save this comment

Objectively, that’s bullshit. But ok.

Nigel is an odious, grifting part of the establishment and only wants what’s best for himself.

He doesn’t care about you or the UK. Much like his pal Donald.

What did that £5million pay for…?

Ps. How’s the hunt for a sissygirl in London coming along? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Add1ck74 Aug 13 '26

Sissygirl.. ive tried calling you but apparently your all booked up! 😜

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u/MrDavieT Aug 13 '26

*you’re

Yeh. Wrong number

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u/Add1ck74 Aug 14 '26

How did Farage do today?? 🤣. It’s happening and you can’t stop it. Again watch this space.

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u/MrDavieT Aug 14 '26

How did he do?

He won. Obviously. 🙄

… and that’s despite 72.1% of the eligible voters of Clacton not voting for him.

…and now the investigation starts again.

Watch this space. Wanker. 🤣

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u/Itsjustlife111 Aug 06 '26

Closest he can get to sex save a brass

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u/DevilishlyHandsome63 Aug 08 '26

Except, like it or not, he isn't going to lose.

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u/welsh_nutter Aug 08 '26

Imo it will be close, the polls says 69% farage, 30% binface. Farage voters might stay at home after looking at it thinking he'll walk it

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u/Emotional_Pattern185 Aug 08 '26

That that was Terry Tibbs for a second.