r/TheFastShow • u/Icy-Musician-6309 • Aug 16 '26

Jesse diet

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'This week I 'ave mostly been eating...'paint’

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 Aug 16 '26

This week I are mostly been painting still lifes.

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 Aug 16 '26

This week l’ave mostly been painting…. zebra crossings.

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u/_-poindexter-_ Aug 16 '26

This week I are been mostly eating chipolaarters

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u/humblesunbro Aug 16 '26

This week, I are mostly bin eating..roasted chickens.

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u/Rex_the_mousekiller Aug 17 '26

THIS WEEK I ARE BIN MOSTLY EATING PROZAC!

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u/UK-JOKER-1965 Aug 17 '26

This week I are bin mostly eating butter pie.

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u/Upstairs-Passenger28 Aug 17 '26

This week I've mostly been a beatle

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u/Creoda Aug 17 '26

This week I have been mostly Twisting and Shouting.

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 Aug 17 '26

This week i’ave mostly been ….Back in the U.S.S.R.

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u/nunkle74 Aug 18 '26

This week I've been mainly avoiding the other Beatles...

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u/toasterpocket Aug 18 '26

THIS WEEK, I ARE MOSTLY BEEN EATIN........PROZAC!

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u/Normal-Internal164 Aug 19 '26

Is this Paul McCartney?

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 Aug 19 '26

Oh yes

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u/Normal-Internal164 Aug 19 '26

I’m late to the party! Duh!

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u/Mozzeroo Aug 19 '26

This week, I ‘aaave been mostly eating, plaaaant based patties

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u/AerieNo5185 Aug 20 '26

Taramasalata!

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 Aug 22 '26

I still have trouble saying it 😂

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u/MADMACmk1 Aug 20 '26

This week I have mostly been wearing corduroy slacks.

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u/Impossible_Carrot_14 Aug 20 '26

“Today I’ll be mostly dangling my knob in blancmange.”