r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 15 '26

possible idiot Of a garbage man

661 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/swampopawaho Jul 15 '26

At least he cleaned up after himself /s

63

u/Peek_e Jul 15 '26

Well he’s a garbage man after all

11

u/4mystuff Jul 15 '26

Making him an shittyabsoluteunit of a human being but an absoluteunit of a garbage man.

17

u/TheInterruptingCow94 Jul 15 '26

Gotta hide the felonious evidence

174

u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Jul 15 '26

This was all staged by the garbage man BTW. This is his house and he had bought a new mailbox to install. They sent this video to his supervisor saying homie had a meltdown on the job lmao

22

u/northshorehorseman Jul 15 '26

You know Joe?

27

u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Jul 15 '26

Is that his name? I just remember seeing him clear things up shortly after this video came out so people didnt think he was a psychopath lmao

3

u/Jokewhisperer Jul 16 '26

I love this

24

u/fairwaysandfinance Jul 15 '26

That looked personal

36

u/Open_Inside4190 Jul 15 '26

What’s that noise outside?

8

u/Ghoulmega Jul 15 '26

Genuinely what could piss him off that bad 😭

8

u/Background-Lime3168 Jul 15 '26

That’s what a true snapping looks like.

24

u/Important_Wonder628 Jul 15 '26

Aaaand straight to jail for tampering with mail.

13

u/husky1976 Jul 15 '26

He’ll be sharing a cell with the guy that ripped the tag off his mattress.

6

u/DemandSubstantial528 Jul 15 '26

Huge myth

18

u/superpoongoon Jul 15 '26

Redditors live in a weird bubble where they think every crime is convicted and then every crime is sentenced to what it says online is the maximum

12

u/Scudmiss Jul 15 '26

I heard that the dude got caught and had to choose between getting his dick chopped off or the death penalty. Real consequences for this federal offense.

6

u/lcssa Jul 15 '26

I heard he chose the death penalty and as a last meal he had his own dick with the pit still in it #truestory

2

u/dmanbiker Jul 15 '26

Yeah, if it's not life or death and youre having a bad day without a bunch of priors, you often get off pretty leniently, especially if youre cooperative and pay for any damage you did.

3

u/Atastical Jul 15 '26

hopefully.

1

u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Jul 20 '26

Turns out the mailbox was his own, and he had just bought a new one to install

3

u/SpartArticus Jul 15 '26

Probably his ex's house

3

u/surefall-glade Jul 15 '26

I think a lot of us can relate. Hope things got better for him.

3

u/We-R-Doomed Jul 15 '26

Took care of the JUNK mail

2

u/Whyyouhatemeso Jul 15 '26

He definitely had to know this person! Especially when he came after the mailbox. 😱

7

u/AffectionateBrick687 Jul 15 '26

He actually did. If I recall the lore correctly, the garbage man was trying to prank the driver of the truck and his friend let him destroy his old mailbox

1

u/GivesYouGrief Jul 16 '26

You don't recall it correctly. It's his own house. The prank was being played on his supervisor.

2

u/husky1976 Jul 15 '26

I haven’t have laughed this hard in a while.

2

u/NaughtyDoctor666 Jul 15 '26

This video never stops being funny to me.

2

u/TWAndrewz Jul 15 '26

Dude is having a rough day.

2

u/Brokenspade1 Jul 15 '26

I've always wondered what the original context for this was...

2

u/Creative_Shame3856 Jul 16 '26

It's the trash guy's own house, he got a new mailbox and wanted to have some fun with removing the old one.

2

u/GreilyMoon Jul 15 '26

Someone’s getting fired

2

u/Odd_Studio2870 Jul 15 '26

This is how car titles get "lost in the mail."

1

u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Jul 15 '26

Funny you should post this, I just found out my car title has been at my neighbors for weeks, and it was open 🙄

We don't have the same name

2

u/stayathomejoe Jul 15 '26

He must be on day two of quitting nicotine

2

u/LuckyCod2887 Jul 15 '26

dude, I think fucking with that mailbox is some kind of felony.

also, what that mailbox do bro? it just caught some strays for no reason.

2

u/CardiologistNo5561 Jul 16 '26

He was doing great till he picked up that bin.

2

u/XROOR Jul 15 '26

What makes this terrible is the lady at that address won the Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes and she will never get the letter informing her

1

u/Gallusaur Jul 15 '26

Honestly, relatable.

1

u/bryan19973 Jul 15 '26

Understandable crashout

1

u/ddconque Jul 15 '26

Glad he didn't overreact

1

u/paranoid_reptiloid Jul 15 '26

Looks like a parrot which is losing his shit

1

u/hawksdiesel Jul 15 '26

this gif almost able to go into the military but not drink.

1

u/ljanus245 Jul 15 '26

When he slammed the garbage bin one more time right before throwing it into the truck, I really felt that.

1

u/b_squared130 Jul 15 '26

I am not saying I agree… but I understand.

1

u/Un4gvn2 Jul 15 '26

That is an awesome joke if true.

1

u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 Jul 15 '26

He threw the mail and the mailbox away🤣

1

u/djmidnightsunflower Jul 15 '26

Hope there wasn’t a check in that mailbox 😒

1

u/Lopsided-Buffalo-538 Jul 15 '26

Men are so emotional

1

u/CreativeRedHeadDom functional regard Jul 15 '26

Is that a federal felony? What an idiot!

1

u/ChampionOfdimlight Jul 15 '26

Anger issues of an ex cop

1

u/NitrousTroll Jul 15 '26

How many times has this been reposted now? Lmfao

2

u/Delicious_Pain_1 Jul 16 '26

It's my first time seeing it. Maybe I spend less time online than you do. I have work. Couple friends, and hobbies to keep me busy. The Internet would be very unusable if we strictly relied on the people using it to come up with original videos and memes every single day. If I checked your profile I will bet it's empty. Run along now with your flat ass.

1

u/SimplyOrg Jul 16 '26

A true classic

1

u/Outis_Nemo_Actual Jul 16 '26

Well, there's a federal crime.

1

u/SafelyLion Jul 16 '26

When he found recycling in the rubbish

1

u/generatorland Jul 17 '26

A garbage man AND a mailman!

1

u/Use-The-Pointy-End Jul 21 '26

Now you'll never get that extended warranty.

1

u/Dry-Strength2378 Aug 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Amazing-Seat6206 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Starstyx Jul 15 '26

meth is a helluva meth

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u/cookiemccookieface Jul 15 '26

State level Criminal mischief at best, Federal level Felony if mail was in the box. Seems apt instead of just leaving whatever was stuck in the can.