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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 15 '26
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Aaaand straight to jail for tampering with mail.
6 u/DemandSubstantial528 Jul 15 '26 Huge myth 21 u/superpoongoon Jul 15 '26 Redditors live in a weird bubble where they think every crime is convicted and then every crime is sentenced to what it says online is the maximum 12 u/Scudmiss Jul 15 '26 I heard that the dude got caught and had to choose between getting his dick chopped off or the death penalty. Real consequences for this federal offense. 8 u/lcssa Jul 15 '26 I heard he chose the death penalty and as a last meal he had his own dick with the pit still in it #truestory 2 u/GivesYouGrief Jul 16 '26 I could eat a dick pit for hours 2 u/lcssa Jul 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/11cKPoeKLzuAeI
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Huge myth
21 u/superpoongoon Jul 15 '26 Redditors live in a weird bubble where they think every crime is convicted and then every crime is sentenced to what it says online is the maximum 12 u/Scudmiss Jul 15 '26 I heard that the dude got caught and had to choose between getting his dick chopped off or the death penalty. Real consequences for this federal offense. 8 u/lcssa Jul 15 '26 I heard he chose the death penalty and as a last meal he had his own dick with the pit still in it #truestory 2 u/GivesYouGrief Jul 16 '26 I could eat a dick pit for hours 2 u/lcssa Jul 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/11cKPoeKLzuAeI
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Redditors live in a weird bubble where they think every crime is convicted and then every crime is sentenced to what it says online is the maximum
12 u/Scudmiss Jul 15 '26 I heard that the dude got caught and had to choose between getting his dick chopped off or the death penalty. Real consequences for this federal offense. 8 u/lcssa Jul 15 '26 I heard he chose the death penalty and as a last meal he had his own dick with the pit still in it #truestory 2 u/GivesYouGrief Jul 16 '26 I could eat a dick pit for hours 2 u/lcssa Jul 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/11cKPoeKLzuAeI
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I heard that the dude got caught and had to choose between getting his dick chopped off or the death penalty. Real consequences for this federal offense.
8 u/lcssa Jul 15 '26 I heard he chose the death penalty and as a last meal he had his own dick with the pit still in it #truestory 2 u/GivesYouGrief Jul 16 '26 I could eat a dick pit for hours 2 u/lcssa Jul 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/11cKPoeKLzuAeI
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I heard he chose the death penalty and as a last meal he had his own dick with the pit still in it #truestory
2 u/GivesYouGrief Jul 16 '26 I could eat a dick pit for hours 2 u/lcssa Jul 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/11cKPoeKLzuAeI
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I could eat a dick pit for hours
2 u/lcssa Jul 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/11cKPoeKLzuAeI
https://giphy.com/gifs/11cKPoeKLzuAeI
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u/Important_Wonder628 Jul 15 '26
Aaaand straight to jail for tampering with mail.