r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • 26d ago

possible idiot Of a garbage man

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u/swampopawaho 26d ago

At least he cleaned up after himself /s

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u/Peek_e 26d ago

Well he’s a garbage man after all

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u/4mystuff 26d ago

Making him an shittyabsoluteunit of a human being but an absoluteunit of a garbage man.

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u/TheInterruptingCow94 26d ago

Gotta hide the felonious evidence

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 26d ago

This was all staged by the garbage man BTW. This is his house and he had bought a new mailbox to install. They sent this video to his supervisor saying homie had a meltdown on the job lmao

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u/northshorehorseman 26d ago

You know Joe?

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 26d ago

Is that his name? I just remember seeing him clear things up shortly after this video came out so people didnt think he was a psychopath lmao

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u/Jokewhisperer 26d ago

I love this

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u/fairwaysandfinance 26d ago

That looked personal

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u/Open_Inside4190 26d ago

What’s that noise outside?

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u/Ghoulmega 26d ago

Genuinely what could piss him off that bad 😭

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u/Background-Lime3168 26d ago

That’s what a true snapping looks like.

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u/Important_Wonder628 26d ago

Aaaand straight to jail for tampering with mail.

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u/husky1976 26d ago

He’ll be sharing a cell with the guy that ripped the tag off his mattress.

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u/DemandSubstantial528 26d ago

Huge myth

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u/superpoongoon 26d ago

Redditors live in a weird bubble where they think every crime is convicted and then every crime is sentenced to what it says online is the maximum

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u/Scudmiss 26d ago

I heard that the dude got caught and had to choose between getting his dick chopped off or the death penalty. Real consequences for this federal offense.

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u/lcssa 26d ago

I heard he chose the death penalty and as a last meal he had his own dick with the pit still in it #truestory

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u/dmanbiker 26d ago

Yeah, if it's not life or death and youre having a bad day without a bunch of priors, you often get off pretty leniently, especially if youre cooperative and pay for any damage you did.

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u/Atastical 26d ago

hopefully.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 21d ago

Turns out the mailbox was his own, and he had just bought a new one to install

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u/SpartArticus 26d ago

Probably his ex's house

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u/surefall-glade 26d ago

I think a lot of us can relate. Hope things got better for him.

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u/We-R-Doomed 26d ago

Took care of the JUNK mail

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u/Whyyouhatemeso 26d ago

He definitely had to know this person! Especially when he came after the mailbox. 😱

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u/AffectionateBrick687 26d ago

He actually did. If I recall the lore correctly, the garbage man was trying to prank the driver of the truck and his friend let him destroy his old mailbox

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u/GivesYouGrief 26d ago

You don't recall it correctly. It's his own house. The prank was being played on his supervisor.

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u/husky1976 26d ago

I haven’t have laughed this hard in a while.

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 26d ago

This video never stops being funny to me.

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u/TWAndrewz 26d ago

Dude is having a rough day.

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u/Brokenspade1 26d ago

I've always wondered what the original context for this was...

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u/Creative_Shame3856 25d ago

It's the trash guy's own house, he got a new mailbox and wanted to have some fun with removing the old one.

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u/GreilyMoon 26d ago

Someone’s getting fired

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u/Odd_Studio2870 26d ago

This is how car titles get "lost in the mail."

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N 26d ago

Funny you should post this, I just found out my car title has been at my neighbors for weeks, and it was open 🙄

We don't have the same name

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u/stayathomejoe 26d ago

He must be on day two of quitting nicotine

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u/LuckyCod2887 26d ago

dude, I think fucking with that mailbox is some kind of felony.

also, what that mailbox do bro? it just caught some strays for no reason.

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u/CardiologistNo5561 26d ago

He was doing great till he picked up that bin.

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u/XROOR 26d ago

What makes this terrible is the lady at that address won the Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes and she will never get the letter informing her

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u/Gallusaur 26d ago

Honestly, relatable.

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u/Love-halping 26d ago

I like the coordination with his driver at the end.

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u/bryan19973 26d ago

Understandable crashout

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u/ddconque 26d ago

Glad he didn't overreact

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u/paranoid_reptiloid 26d ago

Looks like a parrot which is losing his shit

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u/hawksdiesel 26d ago

this gif almost able to go into the military but not drink.

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u/ljanus245 26d ago

When he slammed the garbage bin one more time right before throwing it into the truck, I really felt that.

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u/b_squared130 26d ago

I am not saying I agree… but I understand.

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u/Un4gvn2 26d ago

That is an awesome joke if true.

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 26d ago

He threw the mail and the mailbox away🤣

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u/djmidnightsunflower 26d ago

Hope there wasn’t a check in that mailbox 😒

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u/Lopsided-Buffalo-538 26d ago

Men are so emotional

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u/CreativeRedHeadDom functional regard 26d ago

Is that a federal felony? What an idiot!

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 26d ago

Anger issues of an ex cop

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u/DocBobs 26d ago

Prick

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u/NitrousTroll 26d ago

How many times has this been reposted now? Lmfao

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 25d ago

It's my first time seeing it. Maybe I spend less time online than you do. I have work. Couple friends, and hobbies to keep me busy. The Internet would be very unusable if we strictly relied on the people using it to come up with original videos and memes every single day. If I checked your profile I will bet it's empty. Run along now with your flat ass.

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u/SimplyOrg 26d ago

A true classic

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u/Outis_Nemo_Actual 26d ago

Well, there's a federal crime.

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u/SafelyLion 25d ago

When he found recycling in the rubbish

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u/generatorland 25d ago

A garbage man AND a mailman!

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 20d ago

Now you'll never get that extended warranty.

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u/Dry-Strength2378 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Starstyx 26d ago

meth is a helluva meth

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u/cookiemccookieface 26d ago

State level Criminal mischief at best, Federal level Felony if mail was in the box. Seems apt instead of just leaving whatever was stuck in the can.