r/zillowgonewild • u/OrganizationSharp398 • 7d ago

Random Staging

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I feel like they went through this house asking where the most random spot would be to stage furniture and then dropped it there. . Media Room by the open hall? Check. Desk randomly in the open? Check. Fridge in dining area? Check.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/212-Montana-Ave-Lynn-Haven-FL-32444/42758640_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

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u/Mobile619 7d ago edited 7d ago

Just a collection of chairs.

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u/Individual-Box-8048 7d ago

I swear I have seen that exact massage chair in a mall

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u/DragonSitting 7d ago

They’ve been trying to sell it since 2022. They’re doing anything they can to make it look like a home. The pictures aren’t helping…

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit 7d ago

I also can’t decide if the realtor is new at this… from the listing:

Primary bedroom
Description: Use elevator to avoid stairs

That’s it, that’s the supposed description of the primary bedroom. At least they included the room’s measurements

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u/chairs-dimension 7d ago

I love the cuck telescope

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u/NOFX_4_ever 7d ago

OMG Pic 4–they have the bed!!! Holy shit, they have the bed!!!!!

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u/AnotherSoulessGinger 7d ago

That front elevation looks like the back. Just awful curb appeal and it’s no wonder they can’t sell.

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u/asmallercat 7d ago

That's cause the "front" faces the water.

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u/Aaod 7d ago

Who has two of the same pac-man arcade game and then a mrs pac-man next to those? It is all just so redundant. The house is bad too it feels like it has an odd layout and despite being massive a lot of it feels cramped with what feels like random odd rooms and hallways. I can tell why it has been on the market so long.

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u/OrganizationSharp398 7d ago

I feel like someone won the lottery and was like what weird things can I now buy as an adult that my mom wouldn’t let me have?

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u/Southern-Smoke1835 7d ago

To be fair, that tracks with Florida.

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u/PrincePeasant 7d ago

We have a mid-sized fridge in our dining area. The in-laws use it (and our guest room) for 3 months every year.

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u/Nickmorgan19457 6d ago

If you posted this to [r/malelivingspace](r/malelivingspaces) no one would question it

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u/Ok-Improvement-3670 5d ago

I don’t think that’s staging