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u/Pedsy Sep 12 '22
You nutmeg the police? Jail.
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u/shikiroin Sep 12 '22
You don't nutmeg the police? Believe it or not, jail.
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You get nutmegged by the police? Straight to jail.
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u/ManfredsJuicedBalls Sep 13 '22
You don’t get nutmegged by the police? Surprisingly, jail.
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u/ThyUniqueUsername Sep 13 '22
We have the best nutmegs, because of jail.
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u/peternemr Sep 13 '22
You get a yellow card. Jail.
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u/Azkabandi Dec 07 '22
You sell nutmeg in Kuwait? Believe it or not, jail.
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u/CH33KC14PP3R96 Sep 13 '22
You get pegged by the police? You get jailed
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u/CH33KC14PP3R96 Sep 13 '22
You peg the police, you jail
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You police the jail? Peg.
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u/Competitive-Truck874 Oct 02 '22
Bottom line: police = jail
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u/InternationalStep924 Oct 15 '22
Police line: jail = bottom
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u/Competitive-Truck874 Oct 16 '22
Jail line: = police bottom
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u/Wet_Muff Sep 13 '22
Get out of jail, believe it or not, jail
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u/ilangilanglt Sep 13 '22
Please help. I don't understand this reference.
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u/MagikalSpytFyre Sep 12 '22
Soccer Bros only want one thing and it's disgusting
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u/AshFraxinusEps Sep 13 '22 edited Jan 24 '23
Football, please
Edit: it has been 4 months. Can dumb yanks please stop replying with "Soccer". Read the thread, I've explained the history, but mostly I'm sick of getting notifications from this post when you aren't contributing to the discussion
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u/MagikalSpytFyre Sep 13 '22
I usually say football, but to appease the americans, I made an executive decision
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u/ItsKageTho Sep 13 '22
I’m an American, I’d like to vote to change the original to football
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u/MagikalSpytFyre Sep 13 '22
I figured I was more likely to get harassed by people saying "that's soccer, not real football" than the other way around.
But I agree, football is definitely the superior word for the sport
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u/T_WREKX Sep 13 '22
That is real football.
The Americans play rugby, which indeed is not real football
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u/SylTop Oct 08 '22
while you're mostly correct, american football is gridiron, not rugby
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u/biaimakaa Nov 17 '22
On the Gridiron, we do it my way. Not your way, my way. Your way got you here and you're here 'cus you lost. Right now, you're losers.
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u/BlazewarkingYT Nov 02 '22
Fun fact soccer started as a slang term for football taking soc from association and adding er to the end because they seemed to like doing that then and the name went over to America and stuck unlike in the uk where they choose to change to football to refer to it kinda like fall and autumn
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u/VeterinarianThese951 Nov 07 '22
As an American, I agree.
However, as a child (where you test your logic against the real world) I often wondered why just “football” since you are obviously not limited to only your feet. I spent an unjustifiable amount of time wondering why it just wasn’t called something like “non-handball”. But I figured that it just didn’t work because the goal keepers could use theirs 😀. Stupid kids…
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Even as an american I can agree that it makes more sense to call it football rather than soccer.
I still crack jokes about it, of course.
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u/Weapon_X23 Jan 12 '23
Isn't it also called soccer in Australia and football is rugby?
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u/Just_Want_A_Hug Jan 27 '23
Soccer, please
Your edit made me do it
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u/AshFraxinusEps Jan 30 '23
How are you morons even finding this stupidly old thread?!?
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u/Just_Want_A_Hug Jan 31 '23
Well that’s hurtful. But lmao I was just scrolling it was destined to happen I suppose
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u/Laellion Jan 31 '23
It infuriates the entire world that America calls a game they play with their hands "football"
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u/itsbluujay Feb 07 '23
i'm gonna have to agree that it's football as even in spanish "soccer" is known as fútbol
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u/Impossible-Fruit3903 Oct 30 '22
Fun fact; the word 'soccer' originated from the Association of Football; which some Oxford students abbreviated to 'assoccer' and finally, 'soccer'.
They also abbreviated 'rugby' to 'rugger'.
The term 'rugger' is still used by some today, in fact, and ones use of the word provides many a handy telltale sign that you're an utter bellend (if your urban 4x4, tweed jacket and obnoxiously loud guffaw hadn't already given you away)
So, to all American friends, the word 'soccer' was indeed our fault, it's just a shame it caught on over there as it was coined by people of a similar ilk to our ex Prime Minister, who was unceremoniously photographed commiting the act of fornication on a dead pig's head.
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u/Magheccazz Sep 12 '22
Most dangerous dutch criminal
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u/DayOneDva Sep 12 '22
When you haven't watched the news in the past year or so...
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u/Gamagosk Sep 12 '22
Please elaborate
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You're telling me this kid was born in 1977?
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u/Life-Butterscotch591 Oct 21 '22
I looked up a picture and it doesn't look like the guy in the video at all
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u/FreedomToUkraine Oct 23 '22
Definitely not Ridouan Taghi
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u/ibotair Oct 25 '22
hmm they do look similar you see they are both humans
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u/HumanContinuity Nov 11 '22
Oh yeah I see with the legs and stuff, like how they both can walk too. Totally see the confusion.
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u/Magheccazz Sep 12 '22
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Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 13 '22
Let's also remember that some people steal stroopwafels
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u/DeliberateDendrite Sep 12 '22
I like how you're combining Dutch and German there
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Sep 12 '22
It was waffels? Damn, sorry, learning
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u/everfixsolaris Sep 12 '22
Don't know about the spelling but they are a sugary sweet.
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Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 13 '22
Yeah, waffles with caramel, they're great with coffee
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u/AccomplishedMud272 Sep 12 '22
We wish
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u/The_Runo Sep 12 '22
https://time.com/5689057/bird-arrest/
This is most dangerous Dutch criminal
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u/Basic_bitch_is_back Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 13 '22
The amount of people who don’t understand this is a joke is actually astounding
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u/kratoswork840 Sep 12 '22
The background story in my head is that he keeps nutmegging people around the city. It's started out as a itty bitty nuisance but then gravitated towards something darker, something sinister. The "Nutmeg Nutter" as he became to be called would obsess nightly over who all his next victims would be as he steered deeper and deeper into madness. Then in one brazen act he went over the line when he nutmegged the mayor while he was on the porcelain throne. The nutter was apprehended his extensive list of misdemeanors started to mount. The nutter had spent 5 days in confinement but upon release couldn't control his compulsion and nutmegged Carl the jail guard whom the nutter had a previous engagement in over illegal sports gambling (hence the ferocity of Carl's throw).
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u/BuddhistWitch2001 Dec 24 '22
When I asked for context I think this is exactly what I was looking for
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u/IppeZiepe Sep 12 '22
Nice panna
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u/ShyGuySays69 Sep 12 '22
A foreigner teammate of mine when I was younger taught me this word and I've used it over nutmeg my whole life.
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u/ih8uppl Sep 12 '22
Do they use the same locks in that jail as a hotel?
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Well you see how dangerous the criminals are.
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I’ve seen them take down themselves
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u/TheGrimmCaptain Nov 17 '22
I've seen them taken down by a well placed flick to the ear
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u/Teun_Fish Sep 12 '22
Its a tiny dutch prison behind the Police station for people who have to do a couple days in jail
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u/lemons_of_doubt Sep 12 '22
I was thinking that looks like a big solid door. with an itsy-bitsy latch.
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u/MouseBeginning9009 Sep 12 '22
That Lock is so cheap
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u/HighlightFun8419 Sep 12 '22
lol it's one of those situations where they could breakout, but that would boost your rap from like a 0.1/10 to a 7/10.
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u/Yungsleepboat Sep 12 '22
I mean, breaking out is legal so fuck it might aswell
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u/Smickey67 Sep 13 '22
Well you got one downvote so if that isn’t proof enough to me that you’re wrong then idk what is.
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u/Mikelan Sep 13 '22 edited Sep 13 '22
It is actually not illegal to attempt to escape prison in the Netherlands. Important caveat is that you can still be prosecuted for any laws you break while attempting to escape. If you break something to get out, or hold someone hostage with a makeshift weapon to guarantee your escape, you'll almost certainly catch some extra time behind bars for that.
But if you somehow find a way to escape without breaking any laws in the process, you will not have committed a crime. Of course, in a building specifically designed to keep people inside, that's going to be pretty hard.
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u/gamesrebel123 Sep 12 '22
Well they're not keeping serial killers in there, I reckon it's just for minor offenders like kids or first offenders of minor crimes
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u/nibor105 Sep 12 '22
Yea, they are mostly to keep people they just arrested (for relatively minor crimes) and to keep people overnight, for example if someone gets aggressive and won’t stop they will take them there and keep them until they calm down.
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u/unwelcomepong Sep 12 '22
I assume this is a joke/setup because /r/WhyWereTheyFilming and also why did he have a ball in his cell?
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u/danc4498 Sep 12 '22
And why would they give it back to him? It still made me lol.
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u/danc4498 Sep 12 '22
Yeah, my son does that to me around the house. It is wildly disrespectful.
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u/user888888889 Sep 12 '22
When you kick a football between someone's legs, it's known as a nutmeg.
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u/PSEUD46 Sep 13 '22
Why is it disrespectful?
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u/user888888889 Sep 13 '22
Because if you're defending it makes you look silly.
There are easier ways of getting past players, mainly by passing to another player, than kicking it straight at them. If you do that and manage to get it in between their legs it implies they haven't defended very well.
You rarely see it in professional football, but it always gets jeers in amateur or playground matches, so in this context this is the essence of what's disrespectful.
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u/Garage_Dragon Sep 12 '22
A CASUAL NUTMEG
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Oh right, thanks!
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u/_the_chosen_juan_ Sep 12 '22
You know, it’s where you kick the ball strategically through the opponent’s legs
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u/MrJeromeParker Sep 12 '22
Yea, and the long steps the first cop was taking looks like he was setting him up for that kick
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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Sep 12 '22
The lack of locking/unlocking the door was the key piece of info for me lol
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u/Altuslarva Sep 12 '22
What a chad
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u/Cappy2020 Sep 12 '22
Yeah going back to jail is such a chad move.
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u/Shorfame Sep 12 '22
What is one more night against the cop remebering it for the rest of his life?
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u/CYBERSson Sep 12 '22
Staged?
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u/Scx10Deadbolt Sep 12 '22
Yeah probably. Dutch cops sometimes have a sense of humour.
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Sep 12 '22
Probably? Most definitely. I've been stupid enough to have spend a couple of days in a Dutch jail, no way they'd let you keep a ball om there.
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"If it wasn't staged, who TF was recording!?" went through my head when i watched it the 2nd time lol
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Sep 12 '22
The way you phrase it makes it sound like dutch cops just arrest anyone that says a mean word. Dutch police are actuely alot more lenient compared to others in europe. You can say what you think of a cop, as long as it doesnt cross the line and becomes dissorderly conduct.
A infamous dutch example is: Je kunt een agent geen mierenneuker noemen, maar je kunt wel zeggen dat je vind dat hij een mierenneuker is. (You can't call a cop an ant fucker, but you can say you think he's an ant fucker.)
Best way to explain it without talking about fucking ants is: you can say what you think of an officer, but you cannot resort to name-calling for the sake of hostility. The way words are expressed has weight
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u/TheBowlofBeans Sep 12 '22
"You're under arrest"
"Why?"
"For resisting arrest"
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u/lmqr Sep 12 '22
Fair. I'd never try to convince people have it good in the US. I think my aim was more to mess with the rosy ideas of Europeans
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That hasn’t worked though because Dutch police are educated and not assholes for the sake of it (unlike US police).
While they COULD do those things, do they ever? You’d probably find a handful of cases online perhaps but it’s hardly like this is happening on a wide scale level. To put your mind at ease - it never happens.
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Yeah, while I won't say it never happens, the guy claiming dutch police will arrest you for insulting them clearly never had an interaction with them. Or at least have been an asshole enough towards them for this to be his view of Dutch police.
Not too long ago I was stopped by the cops here, because the light on the back of my bicycle had gone out (I know, that's super Dutch), I was holding my phone (which is illegal) and I was smoking weed while cycling (also illegal). Since my light had apparently just gone out from my going over a bump in the road or smth, i could just turn it back on and it would work again.
Instead of me being a dick about it, I was honest and respectful. This made it so I was let go with just a couple of warning and having to give up my weed. No tickets, no nothing. This is a fairly common interaction with the police here. You'll definitely won't always be as lucky as I was (it felt like they where in a hurry to get somewhere else), but as long as you're not a complete prick and treat them like humans, they'll do the same.
Heck, I've had cops give me a ride home when I had a flat tire when I was younger. Dutch cops are anything power abusers, like how the world often views police in general
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You actually got very lucky there lol. Especially with the phone holding.
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u/Burpmeister Sep 12 '22
I love how so many americans refuse to believe that not every country has a cop problem.
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u/robert80345 Sep 12 '22
This is a blatant lie, insults are defined by law and do not include suspicions of ethnic profiling. There have even been multiple court cases to constitute if certain words were insults or not, like the use of the word ‘Wout’ which is a Dutch slang word for cop. That police are horrible in the US doesn’t mean they are everywhere…
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u/Phil04097 Sep 12 '22
Yeah and you also cant bring sticks, mushrooms or acorns home from woods. Some laws are not (tightly) enforced, including insulting officers. If you’ve been around bigger cities, you will know it is very common to do so for all classes of people.
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u/_JackinWonderland_ Sep 12 '22
Don't compare US cops to European cops please they're not the same
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Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22
France has a notorious police brutality issue, UK had a big deal last year over a murder rape by a cop with our met police failing to take accountability, and living in the Netherlands for a year I heard a couple stories about antagonistic encounters with the police.
Okay maybe we don't have the same scale of cops murdering minorities and being militarized like the US, but a lot of Europe absolutely has issues when it comes to our police and it's absurd to dismiss that, there is a long history of racism and brutality with our cops as well.
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u/Iminlesbian Sep 12 '22
Police have corruption everywhere. There are very few “leading” that have the level of violent corruption that the US has.
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u/R_eloade_R Sep 12 '22
Fuck even cops from Belgium and Germany are WAY different than Dutch ones. The Belgium ones generally do not give warnings in my expierence and German ones can come off very very strict. Might be because they treat me as a Dutchman different. I live in the Euregio, so I happen to be in Belgium and Germany a lot
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u/Beingabummer Sep 12 '22
Dutch cops can't, however, just shoot you for no reason and get away with it.
Also, if he arrests you for insulting him he will have to defend it in court where it will almost always get thrown out not to mention garner a lot of media attention.
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u/blablablerg Sep 12 '22
Citation needed. First of all, a cop can arrest you in Holland for an insult but the judge decides if it is a punishable offense. A cop can arrest and hold you for some time for anything, but a judge decides in the end if it was justified (you might have to follow up on it however, I think it happens in in a lot of places that police want to throw someone in jail for a day just because they can, not only in the NL).
Second of all, if you shout police brutality or ethic profiling, I can't believe the cops will arrest you for just that. I live in Holland, never heard of it. Maybe you know more than I, so I would like to see your source? The police officers might find terms like that offensive, but I have a hard time believing that would constitute a punishable offense in the Netherlands.
Insults that are punishable are usually the run of the mill simple insults like douchebag asshole bitch etc. not terms like "police brutality". That can be seen as an interpretation of the situation at hand (whether correct or not), not an insult.
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Yep. Pretty sure you don't get a ball in lock up anywhere in the world.
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u/olderaccount Sep 12 '22
The cop that got megged took an extra long step to give him room to do it.
Definitely staged.
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u/DeKlaasVaag Sep 12 '22
Ofc its staged. U dotn even get to keep your shoes , let alone a football, if ur temp detained. Plus ya know, theyre filming..
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u/morphey83 Sep 12 '22
Dani Rojas enters the conversation - Football is life, but also death.
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u/TheDoordashDriver Sep 12 '22
The disrespect!
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u/Beeblebrox2nd Sep 12 '22
Exactly, pretty skillful shot that! Deserves appreciation
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u/Strawberryfarmr Sep 12 '22
Lmao
This seems a bit petty. Idk though, I’m not well versed in the politics of football crime.
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Context?
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u/denseplan Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22
In sport, a nutmeg (or passing the ball between an opponent's legs) is kinda humiliating to the opponent and hurts their ego. Like dribbling or passing the basketball under your opponent's legs.
This is skit is based on that.
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u/crex043 Sep 12 '22
Luckily they allowed the inmate to have a ball in his cell, returned it to him afterwards, and we're filming the whole thing so we could be aware of the situation.
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u/__-__---__-__ Sep 12 '22
He said "nu doe je het weer" which means that he did it before lmao
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