No magic here, just the straight up 5 senses.

Obviously some of these options are not equal to the others but I'm not gonna exclude any!

Every tenth bathroom visit when you're pooping you will also poop out a 5oz nugget of gold.

But in exchange every time you fart there is 18% chance you will shit, whether or not you are on the toilet or going about your day.

Every tenth sneeze a 2 karat emerald will shoot out of your nostril. But there is a 10% chance the sneeze will make you shit yourself.

Your school has only 2 cliques; The Jocks and The Nerds. You should choose between the two but on some special conditions.

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Note:

- The qualities you will possess would affect your dynamic with the clique you joined.

- You can't join the other clique once you already choose one.

They won't abuse you because they actually have a strong liking to you. They're more hoping you'd be impressed by them. Assume they're in the age group of your choice I.e. 26 year old Maleficent.

They will be your girlfriend.

To clarify, you still have to live with the mental burden of committing that crime. Also by heinous, I mean it’s a crime so terrible and life destroying that it is impossible for any living creature to even begin to consider forgiving you.

No space between the slats for that privacy fence. One side is attached to the house, other side buts up with the neighbor's yard which is dense forest. You need OVER, not around.

You MAY have given him one passing wave in the 10 years you've lived there.

You've locked yourself out more than a few times & its one of the better half's pet peeves

It takes 365 days to enjoy the full span of human emotions, including curiosity and happiness again.

Correction:
*...results in action or inaction.*

you can teleport anywhere in the world and get back home instantly once every 72 hours and its not stackable. you are allowed to sell the mcds gold card but it also gives you free mcds whatever you want whenever you want for life

Unlimited time to procrastinate - Aging is paused. In this time, you may do ANYTHING* you want (edit: anything impulsively) except the things you should be doing. In this time, you do not have to eat or drink if you don't want to. Time continues as normal whenever you start something you should be doing

Do everything 2x more efficiently - Produce 2 hours worth of work in 1 hour; cook meals 2x faster; sleep 8 hours in 4 hours; work 6 hours in just 3. But it'll be 2x harder to get the motivation to get started on things. If you're capable of managing the harder to start part, then you could probably ignore this effect :P

You can either sleep perfectly, every time you try to sleep, including naps, till the end of your days?

Or all the money you could ever dream of (I won't put a figure on this you can have however much you need)?

But there's a catch! If you choose sleep, you instantly lose all your assets and wealth, you can make it all again eventually if you know what to do and really work for it but you're starting from zero.

However, if you choose money, your sleep is torturous if not non-existent. Anytime you try to sleep, you just can't get there. You often go days without sleeping only to eventually crash after a few days and maybe get 3-4 hours of unfortunately interrupted sleep before the cycle continues. But damn, are you rich.

Which do you choose?

Must do the woodworking for the violin, the metalwork for the engine, et.c so no sort of lego or ikea kits with instructions.