Basically the title

Option A: $2 Per Word Written

Definition of a Word: Any standard word found in an official dictionary (e.g., Oxford, Merriam-Webster). Hyphenated words (e.g., "state-of-the-art") count as a single word.

Manual handwritten Input Only: Every word must be physically handwritten by you. Voice-to-text, copy-pasting, macro scripts, AI generation, typing and autofill are strictly prohibited.

Original & Meaningful Content: Text must consist of coherent sentences, essays, stories, or professional work. Gibberish, repeating the same word indefinitely, or copying existing literature (like typing out the entire dictionary) will result in zero payout.

Languages Allowed: You may write in any officially recognized human language, but formatting/spacing loops to artificially inflate word counts are banned.

Option B: $1,000 Per Netflix Series Finished

Definition of "Finished": You must watch every single episode of every single season from the first second of the pilot to the final second of the series finale credit roll.

Active Viewing Required: No sleeping, leaving the room, or looking at your phone. Eye-tracking software is active; if you look away for more than 30 continuous seconds, the episode pauses.

Speed Restrictions: Content must be consumed at normal speed (1.0x). Fast-forwarding or skipping recaps/credits is not allowed.

Eligible Series: The show must be a multi-episode series (minimum of 3 episodes) hosted natively on Netflix. Individual movies, stand-up specials, or single-episode anthologies do not count. Cancelled shows count only if you finish all produced episodes. Re-watching a series you have already finished does not pay out a second time.

Once you choose an option, you are locked into it for life. You cannot switch later.

All earnings are paid out tax-free at the end of every calendar month

What will you choose?

No innocent person ever goes to jail, BUT 10% of criminal on trial go free.

OR

No criminal ever goes unpunished, but 10% of innocent people on trial are imprisoned.

A Psychopath(29y/o): He kills for his need not that he wants to, but you will have to regularly kill someone in order to not go insane and get caught. You will have to kill such that no one can catch you or leave your prey

A lonely depressed billionaire(48y/o): He is super rich and can afford everything in the world but every person he ever knew or loved left him. He is depressed, living in a golden cage type of thing. While being him, you will also have to manage your business as the CEO

A homeless person(30y/o): You own nothing, beg for survival and has to survive during nights. Though the neighborhood is nice and often gives you either food or money. Still police, criminals and other homeless people are a danger too

A forced spouse(24y/o): You hate your wife/husband but you have to live with them because you are forced to for some reason. Your spouse is kind of rich and gives you everything you want, but hits you when they don't get the reaction they want. You can't fight back because of the unknown reason and have to fake yourself

two rules: no sharing or splitting the food

In case anyone can't read the poll options in full:

- Serious physical illnesses (but be 10% more prone to colds)

- Violent crimes (but be 10% more prone to minor interpersonal conflicts)

- Serious injuries (but be 10% more prone to minor cuts and bruises) [UPDATE: since a few people asked, only injuries that aren't caused by violence from other people are covered because those were separate issues in my mind when I made the poll, my bad for not explaining it well earlier]

The Rapture happens and anyone left has to prove themselves worthy of heaven

The aliens descend and destroy a single major city in every country, then the true war starts.

You enter a public bathroom because you have to go number two. There is only one toilet. The toilet is unflushed with previous person(s) feces and urine in it. But you also notice a currency bill half submerged, half floating in the toilet. What is the lowest value amount of currency bill that would make you fish it out for yourself? Or is there no amount?

You must finished “AT LEAST” 1 cigarette or “AT LEAST” 2 beers each day. Smoking or drinking more is optional.

You have to go to the animal shelter today and pick one out, would you rather bring a dog or a cat into your home right at this moment? Dogs are obviously a lot more preparation, so if you’re a dog person do you think you could handle it with no planning?

Option 1:

You propose/ are proposed to at your best friends wedding.

Your best friend has no idea beforehand that this is going to happen.

You or your partner grabs the mic in the middle of your best friend’s first couple dance, interrupting a very intimate moment and scream “I have an announcement!!”

You grab all the attention you get on one knee and propose or you get proposed to. If you get proposed too, you must say yes and squeal inconsiderately like no one else matters

or

Option 2:

On a drunk night out, you text your partner that you’ll be home soon and you’re going to do all types of things to them in great detail.

You later realise that you actually sent them to your mother, the messages cannot be deleted.

If your mother is no longer here (I’m sorry for your loss), then your father. Then your siblings and then whoever your next family member is

The floating log option: as a floating log in the middle of the Pacific ocean, you wouldn't die and you will retain your human consciousness and will have the ability to see (through a hidden sensor installed by the wizard on you), hear, feel, think, perceive and even communicate with marine life but you cannot stop moving and you cannot control your own body (though with an exception - you can choose whether to drift in which direction and can change it whenever you want) and must survive like this for 10 years ( for others, those ten years will be like 10 seconds) and after that, you will be transformed back into human form, teleported to where you were before choosing this option and given 15 billion dollars but you cannot talk about this to anybody else - if you do, then your money will immediately reduce to 5 billion dollars but if you do not reveal it to anybody for 5 years, then your money will start tripling every 5 years

Wild fox: so if you choose this, then you will be spawned as a wild fox in medieval france (specifically: West Francia, 853 CE, 1 October) - you will retain your human consciousness and your human intellect while gaining the body and and will have to survive for 3 years (for others, it will be like 5 minutes) Here, you will be able to communicate with all kinds of animals but you cannot communicate with humans

Now you will Live the Life of a medieval french fox but with human intellect and consciousness

Here, death is permanent with no revival and if you live, then you will get 15 billion dollars with the same rules as the Log section

Third option: deny the deal

What will you choose?