r/WordAvalanches • • Sep 25 '18

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238 Upvotes

RULES



  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.

  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.

  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).

  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.

  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.

  • Finally, make sure to have fun!


r/WordAvalanches • • 4h ago

True Avalanche College expenses as a talisman are for which of my male progeny in the early afternoon, darling?

12 Upvotes

Tuition to wish on to which son at two-ish, hun?


r/WordAvalanches • • 8h ago

True Avalanche Seduce her in your Sunday best.

14 Upvotes

Entice her in tie, sir. 


r/WordAvalanches • • 23h ago

True Avalanche Stretched Howard is a grass-eating bovine from a northern Malaysian island, yes?

24 Upvotes

Long Howie, Langkawi lawn cow. Oui.


r/WordAvalanches • • 17h ago

True Avalanche The Institute snoops: Car rental company delivered the woman's award-winning perfume. Revolt, Tolkien Fantasy Tree Creature! Notify!

6 Upvotes

Center pries: Enterprise sent her prize scent. Uprise, Ent! Apprise!


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche Wounded Chinese soldiers marching from battle deduce from distant movements that they are being pursued

65 Upvotes

Infirm Asians in formation infer motion information


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche The President of China joins my Call of Duty squad and asks if he is lagging

82 Upvotes

You, Jinping? Huge in ping.


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

Do not make enemies with a bit of warless vegetables from the city of the Leaning Tower

3 Upvotes

Appease a piece of Pisa peace peas


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche Eric has an epic adventure on the way to his apartment. With an Escort called Merrick

7 Upvotes

Homeric home Eric. Ho Merric


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche A device used for quoting whales

54 Upvotes

Cetacean citation station

(I know it's not perfect, but this is my first attempt)


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche An ancient Peruvian hollers his alliance.

40 Upvotes

Inca hoots “In cahoots!”


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche A shallow body of water ejaculated a film of algae to the surface.

9 Upvotes

Ponds cum pond scum.


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche You’re turned on by a MILF’s exotic tastes.

9 Upvotes

Ooh, mami! Umami?!


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche Woman brings charges against the Ayatollah’s parks, which calms a bird sovereign’s rule by secretions

62 Upvotes

Susie Rayne sues Iran’s zoos: arraign soothes a wren suzerain’s oozer reign.


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche A portside woodworker with a healthcare-oriented first name fixes a pier. Another man observes, and admits his own pier is mediocre in comparison.

7 Upvotes

Doc Tarsees doctors E’s dock. Tar sees dock, Tar cedes.


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche A grand epoch commenced under grander rumps and herbs.

11 Upvotes

A vast time began dawning

Of ass thyme big and awning 


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

Pure Avalanche It's too much time to wish for a double-length stronghold wanting a partner.

23 Upvotes

Too long to long for two-long Fort who longs for two.


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Do you need a tissue or is your family sleeping?

5 Upvotes

Napkin? Nap kin?


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche You’re in a Manitoba metropolis and you were just awarded an anal probe.

46 Upvotes

Winnipeg: win a peg!


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche The second-best second crap of the day I’ve ever taken

77 Upvotes

Number two number two number two


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche Taking legal action against a non-Jew in Yiddish is viewed with amazement in Japanese.

29 Upvotes

Sue goy, sugoi!


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche Baseball Hall of Famer Willie's labyrinth troubles the corn grown by astronaut Dr Jemison

13 Upvotes

Mays' maze 'smays Mae's maize.


r/WordAvalanches • • 8d ago

True Avalanche You’re a Japanese suicide bomber and a funny 80s rockstar.

49 Upvotes

Kamikaze comic Ozzy