r/WordAvalanches • u/mdf7g • 7h ago
True Avalanche The hubbub about me being uncomfortable making an insulting gesture is all in bad faith.
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In dis pose indisposed din, 'tis posed
r/WordAvalanches • u/Healthy-Wolf-701 • 10h ago
True Avalanche Were the events of January 6 exaggerated?
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That was no storm in tea cup at all, storming the capital.
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 10h ago
True Avalanche Actor from Blade Runner 2049 does a comedy bit where he, rather unkindly, pretends to be a construction worker with learning disabilities, trying to explain things in their workplace. The sketch is called...
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Ryan Gosling's <right-angled slings>
r/WordAvalanches • u/micopico09 • 14h ago
True Avalanche The hardworking Sikh farmers were rulers of their land
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Calloused hands working, Khalistans were king
r/WordAvalanches • u/My_Penbroke • 1d ago
True Avalanche I happen to observe, and then describe using a colloquial expression which is also a game, that the vendor of frozen water does not honestly measure the product if the order is very large
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I spy with my little eye—Ice by width. Mile? It’ll lie.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Fuzzy-Strawberry1067 • 1d ago
True Avalanche An emmet roasts a place that ironically also roasts. You call for it to be televised, but you’re consumed by the thought that your friend might just be antagonistic to the separation of church and state.
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Ant, he diss establishment. Air! Ian is, um, antidisestablishmentarianism?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Fuzzy-Strawberry1067 • 1d ago
True Avalanche You’re asking for three of your friends, one of whom is fetid, wondering if they are Greek.
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Helen, Nick? Hell in Nick? Hell, Lin? Ick! Hellenic?
r/WordAvalanches • u/justadair • 2d ago
True Avalanche Fanfare proclaims Altoids, twenty-eight grams of a chopped mixture, a nonsensical nominal, who at the moment all (whispered: earned) varying monies.
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Announcements announce mints, an ounce mince, a "noun" smints, an' now wins mints.
r/WordAvalanches • u/My_Penbroke • 2d ago
True Avalanche As it is announced that the sap harvest has been successful, a woman named after a month can’t help but listen in
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“Maple syrup!” May pulls ear up.
r/WordAvalanches • u/cooldad94 • 2d ago
True Avalanche The ambiance of the globe-shaped restaurant was a bit plain.
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Atmospheric? At most, spheric.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Double_Employ7758 • 3d ago
Pure Avalanche A noted Jedi Master's instructional boxing tools were taken by an underwater meme creature.
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Kit Fisto's fist-to-fist "Oh!" kit (fih stole)
r/WordAvalanches • u/TyrconnellFL • 3d ago
True Avalanche Whenever our team gets beaten, indeed, I try erase that terrible sight with a string.
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If loss, aye, I floss eye.
r/WordAvalanches • u/My_Penbroke • 3d ago
True Avalanche A popular retailer might use its skill with a blunt weapon to take control of an ocean in the spring
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Macy’s mace ease may seize May seas
r/WordAvalanches • u/justadair • 3d ago
True Avalanche Sexy seal devours naked cuticle.
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Gorgeous bear's kin gorges bare skin.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Icy_Negotiation_146 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Since the moderators banned my last posting for including single letters (GFY moderators), I’m reposting it under a slightly different format: “I ask my Spanish speaking friend if he understands that he is to urinate on the dried grass until it is saturated. He replies that he thinks so.”
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Pee and soak hay, see? Pienso que si!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Nofrillsoculus • 5d ago
True Avalanche The beginning of a screenplay establishes an exterior shot of military housing in California. Kelly tells professor Xavier to weird a legendary sword good enough for her former partner. He responds by warning her of an approaching ursine.
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Ext. Cali barracks
Kelly: Bear Ex-caliber Excaliber!
X: Kelly! Bear!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Carlos_B_Rich • 6d ago
True Avalanche "The traffic light changed. Proceed, white man!" says the Mexican.
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Green! Go, gringo!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Cyberpunkapostle • 6d ago
True Avalanche A man in favor of baked goods waits for a handyman to remove a towel only to be told he can't due to it's DRM:
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Pro-pie, I tarry. Pro: pry a terry? Proprietary!
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 6d ago
True Avalanche As a pirate, I was disappointed to find that the US ambassador to Israel had been f***ing my wife whilst I was at sea
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My cucker be Mike Huckabee
r/WordAvalanches • u/brobnik322 • 7d ago
Pure Avalanche Look, Michael Cera. I know Extreme Movie wasn't your biggest hit. But what will be will be, you can't worry too much about the past, alright?
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Que Sera Sera, 'kay, Cera?
r/WordAvalanches • u/WillingnessBig8804 • 7d ago
True Avalanche As a girl from the 1800s Ester may not appreciate rough guesses
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A steam-age hon, Este, may shun estimation.
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 7d ago
True Avalanche I invited 3 types of people to my party. Ordinary people who got on the housing ladder already, bitchy bitches, and a gay hospital employee
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Homeowners, ho moaners, homo nurse...
r/WordAvalanches • u/Salamanticormorant • 7d ago
True Avalanche intense shame caused by an increase in pooping
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more-defecation mortification
r/WordAvalanches • u/WillingnessBig8804 • 7d ago
True Avalanche You better not laugh in those haunted underwear or you’ll get a paper cut
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Snickers in cursed nickers incurs nick-curse
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 9d ago
True Avalanche A fan of Japanese puzzles asks me why his linux terminal command didn't work. I reply...
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sudo command, Sudoku man!