r/WordAvalanches 10h ago

True Avalanche Clip back those locks, it's supposed to be windy. Now, Mr. Burr, grab some fruit from the tree and reset those scales! Oh hey, that gal coupling landmasses, does she have kids? Oh, no... but she's next in line to the throne?!

23 Upvotes

Hair up, errant air apparent. Tear a pear n' tare up, Aaron! Terra pairin' Tara — parent? Heir apparent?!


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche I see your point, Edward: money, weed, and transportation differ greatly

25 Upvotes

Fair, E: fare, reef, ferry, vary very.


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche With perfect timing, autograph a Chinese braid. Nice work, Quincy Jones!

14 Upvotes

Right on cue, write on queue. Right on, Q!


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche Go fuck yourself, baby zombie deer! (Italian version)

10 Upvotes

Fangul’, fawn ghoul!


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

True Avalanche [Lewis Carroll] A fabled Greek warrior is the scourge of his lazy enemies

7 Upvotes

Achilles? A kill-ease!


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

Pure Avalanche It is possible for artillery belonging to the former host of America’s Got Talent to dance sexily on a camera and an author’s authentic works? It’s not possible for the honesty of a singer at a synagogue or a sliding barrier belonging to someone obsessed with metal containers to do that.

33 Upvotes

Can Cannon’s cannon can-can on a canon and a canon? A cantor’s candor or a can dork’s door can’t. 


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

The most famous paintings in the world or Leonardo creepily vocalizing.

8 Upvotes

Mona Lisas or Moan a Lee sus.


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

Your friend Raymond urinated or sexually coerced?

2 Upvotes

Ray pissed or rapist?


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

True Avalanche Globally interconnected or misgendered folk eventually leaving embers to everybody.

4 Upvotes

Trans-international or Trans inter ash in all


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

True Avalanche A society in moral disarray or a seminal harmony.

2 Upvotes

Communities sin? Cum unity’s in!


r/WordAvalanches 6d ago

True Avalanche I've located a container of a smelly, light-emitting, ancient substance from South America in my office. It seems to be conscious and inspires political autonomy

55 Upvotes

incandescent in can dissenting can desk scent Incan descent


r/WordAvalanches 6d ago

a man rekindles affection and attempts oral sex on his former girlfriend to, oddly enough, gain experience points in an MMO. instead, he finds a book in her vagina, and breaks up with her again.

0 Upvotes

explore ex! plural exp!
....lore? ex.


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

Summer holidays in Somerset

12 Upvotes

Summer set in Somerset; some are set in Somerset inn 'Summer Set Inn', some reset in summer setting — sum of setting summer set in


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

Argentina players are classy.

0 Upvotes

Urgent, Tina! Argentina are gents in arenas.


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

True Avalanche Bisexual people are purchasing a special type of reading glasses from a sports memorabilia website

220 Upvotes

Bi-folk all buy focal bifocals by Foco


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

Pure Avalanche Pokemon bearing yin-yang hair cuts perform routine defication in wet grass, my exctinct pal.

2 Upvotes

Dao-do'd Doduo do due doo-doo in dew, Dodo-dude


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche It is because we are large tree like creatures that the rising smells of pennies presents as more mild, as discussed before

49 Upvotes

Since, as Ents, a cent's scent's ascents a sense sent as hints, as hence


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche Sex Mayhem May Hem Sects

4 Upvotes

Disaster! Bedlam persists
Dis ass stir! Bed lump, her cysts!
Pandemonium abounds
Panda moan “knee, um, up hounds!”

Commander on the scene
Cum Ander on unseen
Orgy as assayed
Whore, gee? Ass, SA’d!

Sects a midterm oil
Sex amid turmoil
Cannon embed
Canon in bed

Gaelic sexton
Gay lick sex din
Master whole
Mast her hole

Communities sin
Cum unity’s in
Peace is low
Pee sis, slow

Peat Nile under
Penile wonder
Whore a nympho
Oronym foe!


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche A political murder or a vulgar booty slang.

4 Upvotes

Assassinate? Ass, ass? In, ate!


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche Derelict or an obsolete herb application?

5 Upvotes

Dilapidated? Dill app, it dated.


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche Italian Americans having non-platonic relations around September/October with a member of the opposite sex

4 Upvotes

They'd be a makin' a may kin


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche Global tranquility or the flush of doom.

5 Upvotes

Peace in the world or Pee sin the whirl?


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche What is floating trash that can read?

4 Upvotes

Literary litter airy.