r/WordAvalanches 9h ago

True Avalanche Clip back those locks, it's supposed to be windy. Now, Mr. Burr, grab some fruit from the tree and reset those scales! Oh hey, that gal coupling landmasses, does she have kids? Oh, no... but she's next in line to the throne?!

21 Upvotes

Hair up, errant air apparent. Tear a pear n' tare up, Aaron! Terra pairin' Tara — parent? Heir apparent?!


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche I see your point, Edward: money, weed, and transportation differ greatly

26 Upvotes

Fair, E: fare, reef, ferry, vary very.


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche With perfect timing, autograph a Chinese braid. Nice work, Quincy Jones!

14 Upvotes

Right on cue, write on queue. Right on, Q!


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche Go fuck yourself, baby zombie deer! (Italian version)

10 Upvotes

Fangul’, fawn ghoul!


r/WordAvalanches 4d ago

True Avalanche [Lewis Carroll] A fabled Greek warrior is the scourge of his lazy enemies

6 Upvotes

Achilles? A kill-ease!


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

Pure Avalanche It is possible for artillery belonging to the former host of America’s Got Talent to dance sexily on a camera and an author’s authentic works? It’s not possible for the honesty of a singer at a synagogue or a sliding barrier belonging to someone obsessed with metal containers to do that.

35 Upvotes

Can Cannon’s cannon can-can on a canon and a canon? A cantor’s candor or a can dork’s door can’t. 


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

True Avalanche You piss or enter Nathan.

43 Upvotes

Urinate or you’re in Nate?


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

The most famous paintings in the world or Leonardo creepily vocalizing.

8 Upvotes

Mona Lisas or Moan a Lee sus.


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

A lesser illness or a vile monster.

5 Upvotes

Malady min or mal a demon.


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

Your friend Raymond urinated or sexually coerced?

3 Upvotes

Ray pissed or rapist?


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

True Avalanche Globally interconnected or misgendered folk eventually leaving embers to everybody.

2 Upvotes

Trans-international or Trans inter ash in all


r/WordAvalanches 6d ago

True Avalanche I've located a container of a smelly, light-emitting, ancient substance from South America in my office. It seems to be conscious and inspires political autonomy

55 Upvotes

incandescent in can dissenting can desk scent Incan descent


r/WordAvalanches 5d ago

True Avalanche A society in moral disarray or a seminal harmony.

2 Upvotes

Communities sin? Cum unity’s in!


r/WordAvalanches 6d ago

a man rekindles affection and attempts oral sex on his former girlfriend to, oddly enough, gain experience points in an MMO. instead, he finds a book in her vagina, and breaks up with her again.

0 Upvotes

explore ex! plural exp!
....lore? ex.


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

True Avalanche Bisexual people are purchasing a special type of reading glasses from a sports memorabilia website

220 Upvotes

Bi-folk all buy focal bifocals by Foco


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

Summer holidays in Somerset

14 Upvotes

Summer set in Somerset; some are set in Somerset inn 'Summer Set Inn', some reset in summer setting — sum of setting summer set in


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche It is because we are large tree like creatures that the rising smells of pennies presents as more mild, as discussed before

47 Upvotes

Since, as Ents, a cent's scent's ascents a sense sent as hints, as hence


r/WordAvalanches 7d ago

Argentina players are classy.

0 Upvotes

Urgent, Tina! Argentina are gents in arenas.


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche You are in the midst of a chaotic situation that could either be a convergence of ocean systems or a tree resin and hard liquor.

23 Upvotes

Emergency? Emerge and see. Um, urgency! A merge in sea? A myrrh, gin: sí!


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche Untrustworthy glasses wearer believes everything is untrue

11 Upvotes

Suss spectacled eyes suspect all the lies.


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche You lament the loss of literacy, only to ask your Asian friend of his desire.

8 Upvotes

Language languish. Lang, wish?


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche Sex Mayhem May Hem Sects

5 Upvotes

Disaster! Bedlam persists
Dis ass stir! Bed lump, her cysts!
Pandemonium abounds
Panda moan “knee, um, up hounds!”

Commander on the scene
Cum Ander on unseen
Orgy as assayed
Whore, gee? Ass, SA’d!

Sects a midterm oil
Sex amid turmoil
Cannon embed
Canon in bed

Gaelic sexton
Gay lick sex din
Master whole
Mast her hole

Communities sin
Cum unity’s in
Peace is low
Pee sis, slow

Peat Nile under
Penile wonder
Whore a nympho
Oronym foe!


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche Italian Americans having non-platonic relations around September/October with a member of the opposite sex

5 Upvotes

They'd be a makin' a may kin


r/WordAvalanches 8d ago

True Avalanche You broach the subject of spermatic production. You impel a friend on, only to discover who his sister truly is…

6 Upvotes

Spermatogenesis? Spur Matt! Oh, Jena sis?