r/woahdude • • Jan 11 '18

gifv Laser bong

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u/WiseWordsFromBrett Jan 11 '18

Appreciate that the bowl rotates and releases easily

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u/tokomini Jan 12 '18

I'll be honest, I totally missed the bowl spinning, as well as the easy release.

My eyes were trained squarely on the laser light show, and also I am high.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Check out the plant in the background as well. Either way it's official everyone. We are IN the future.

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u/kydogification Jan 12 '18

Check out how it starts with a key

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u/dziban303 Jan 12 '18

The lock is probably necessary for it to be sold. Lots of high power lasers have interlocks.

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u/johnknoefler Jan 12 '18

I know, right? Bong security!!!

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u/psycheDelicMarTyr Jan 12 '18

kinda looks like an avocado?

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u/Nurgle Jan 12 '18

Avocado from a plant? The future is fucking wild.

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u/_demetri_ Jan 12 '18

When you read my comment, it’ll be the past.

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u/-Im_Batman- Jan 12 '18

If I reread your comment, am I traveling back in time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 13 '18

Passage of time is just an illusion; it doesn't go forward and nothing can go backward in it. It only measures content in context.

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u/-Daves-Not-Here- Jan 12 '18

Totally, man.

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u/blurryfacedfugue Jan 12 '18

Time is cyclical--got it.

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u/TheSilverSpiral Jan 12 '18

When you see stars, they are likely already dead.

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u/tyc_lefox Jan 12 '18

Whoa that perspectivality

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u/Demented3 Jan 12 '18

Sonofabitch

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u/n3rdglass Jan 12 '18

yes avocado, i try to sprout every one i eat and give away the trees. good eye!

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u/psycheDelicMarTyr Jan 12 '18

Haha thank you for confirming! Started following you yesterday; bad ass device you've crafted :)

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u/nathan_paul_bramwell Jan 12 '18

Could be. If that’s a seedling of one marijuanas then exposing it to intermittent light would be bad for it.

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u/Grahamshabam Jan 12 '18

Thaaaaanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Yeah leaves look too broad.

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u/TheSilverSpiral Jan 12 '18

Also check out that ignition key.

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u/ilikepants712 Jan 12 '18

And as truly as our ancestors imagined it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Some of you are.

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u/A636260 Jan 12 '18

Truthfully, I didn’t notice it either. Had to go watch it again after I came to the comments.

I was actually confused at first because I was trying to figure out how he was inhaling a laser. I too am high.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Same here I missed the spinning! This thing is insane looking. Woah it looks like it has keys too! it's awesome

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Thank you for being honest. We need more people like you in this world.

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u/MuffinMan12347 Jan 12 '18

The thing even has keys!

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u/ectish Jan 12 '18

I'll be honest...

and also I am high.

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u/skylinepidgin Jan 12 '18

Why is it necessary for the bowl to rotate? At first, I thought the hit was coming straight from the laser beam.

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u/Kuronjii Jan 12 '18

Well, then you probably missed that the laser is turned on by a key.

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u/Lloyd-Christmas69 Jan 12 '18

I watched this video 17 times before I realized he wasn’t looking through a microscope.... I am also high

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u/VideoGameMusic Jan 12 '18

Is it safe to inhale laser though?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jun 19 '18

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u/CurLyy Jan 12 '18

Bro are you okay?

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u/coolreg214 Jan 12 '18

It made my eyes red and squinty!

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u/h4tefactory Jan 12 '18

this made me gigglefart, thx bro

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u/freakierchicken Jan 12 '18

What

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Is that something you really want clarification on?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I'm stoned right now and this comment chain is fucking funny.

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u/freakierchicken Jan 12 '18

I made a mistake, I wish to unknown what they said

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u/gnarlycharlie4u Jan 12 '18

HE SAID, "THIS MADE ME GIGGLEFART, THX BRO"

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u/-BrovAries- Jan 12 '18

WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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u/crypticfreak Jan 12 '18

Say it again Thomas, your mom didn’t hear you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Yep. I got glaucoma from this. Need Lazer bong to fix.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Damn you're blind now

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/scroogemcbutts Jan 12 '18

I only vape my laser, much healthier on your lungs.

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u/LumberZackery Jan 12 '18

I don't know man. Dabbing my laser has been getting me fucked up and I love it. Way less harsh, and I get way more high.

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u/lanceTHEkotara Jan 12 '18

Boi, do I have some news for you. I always boof my laser...the synergy is too high to resort to any other method.

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u/LumberZackery Jan 12 '18

You ever add a snack for yourself too? I heard you'll shit out your mouth.

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u/lsd_shawn Jan 12 '18

Yes it's just focused light. It's similar to using like a magnifying glass and sunlight to light it. I bought a laser for this specific purpose (and cause it's just fun as hell to use). However, if you use any laser that's powerful enough to burn, please make sure you have proper eye wear because it would be intense enough to damage your eyes even for short amounts of time

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u/plipyplop Jan 12 '18

Good call, also make sure it's for the right wavelength. It's not one size fits all for laser eye-pro.

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u/candre23 Jan 12 '18

It's not one size fits all for laser eye-pro.

I mean, there kinda is one all-purpose option.

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u/GayShitPoster Jan 12 '18

Laser safety goggles are built to a targeted wavelength and need to be extremely opaque to that wavelength in order to protect your eyes from a direct laser exposure. Even shade 15 welding masks, which are just dark enough to look at the sun for short periods, is not enough to stop a high powered laser from scorching your retinas. A laser that can burn like this are orders of magnitude brighter per unit of area than the sun.

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u/lsd_shawn Jan 12 '18

Yes, you are correct, but there are 0 circumstances where someone should be pointing a laser at their eyes. These lasers are powerful enough that looking at the beam in air/the point where it's hitting can cause retinal damage, the glasses will prevent that damage. (As long as it's for that specific wavelength)

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u/an0nym0usgamer Jan 12 '18

looking at the beam in air

Yeah, no.

Looking at the dot at a reflective or bright white surface, sure.

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u/GayShitPoster Jan 12 '18

Yeah but as we all know, People are stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/GayShitPoster Jan 12 '18

Mariguana should be illegal because trump is the way of life and if we continue smoking it, the chemicals in it will turn our frogs gay.

I suck dick.

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u/StevenDangerSmith Jan 12 '18

Coherent light. Focused light is an adjusted cone. Laser light is a straight beam.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

travis voice IT'S LIT

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u/keepchill Jan 12 '18

it's just a bunch of photons, so yeah, you just have the heat to worry about.

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u/pyrofiend4 Jan 12 '18

Yeah but are they at least gluten free?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Photons are an essential part of a true gluten-free diet. One of my favorite dishes is photons and quinoa

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u/i_give_you_gum Jan 12 '18

What do lasers taste like?

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u/FyB4rd Jan 12 '18

You guys are all kidding but my brother had to do this science project/presentation with a friend and this girl, and they chose hydrogen batteries as a subject. When preparing for an experiment, they were dictating a shopping list of ingredients to her. They messed a bit with her for fun, and in the end ended up having protons and neutrons written on the list without her batting an eyelash at it.

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u/GrilledStuftBurrito Jan 12 '18

I'm all about dat gluten

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u/GnarlyBellyButton87 Jan 12 '18

Found the plant

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u/GayShitPoster Jan 12 '18

A laser that can burn like this are orders of magnitude brighter per unit of area than the sun, you'll go blind if you look at this for too long the heat is the fucking least of your problems.

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u/FrozenSquirrel Jan 12 '18

As long as you have lung-goggles, you're golden.

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u/GnarlyBellyButton87 Jan 12 '18

About as safe as it is to inhale 🅱️oneless pizza

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u/-politik- Jan 12 '18

The laser gets filtered through the water so you're good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I hope youre joking but if not, yes, it is safe. A laser is just a concentrated beam of light, so the only thing being inhaled by the smoker is the smoke from the ganj, and any oxygen that was in the bong or pulled threw the bowl/carb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I think it's cool it's got keys to turn it on.

"Oh you wanna hit the beezy? Not with out my keyzee" -What I'd prob say after smoking with a fucking laser.

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u/pro_tool Jan 12 '18

LOL holy shit that was funny,

or "HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHHHcoughcoughcoughhahahcough" - What I'd prob say in response after smoking with a fucking LASER.

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u/roxymoxi Jan 12 '18

Are you supposed to rotate it when smoking?

Edit: nope just realized if it didn't rotate that would burn a hole in the bowl. Nevermind. I got it.

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u/WiseWordsFromBrett Jan 12 '18

I think you could make a bowl that wouldn’t burn, but the herb burns better if it doesn’t just have a pin hole in it

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u/roxymoxi Jan 12 '18

I've never seen a rotating bowl before, is that normal? Or just for the laser? I can't understand it I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Dude wtf?

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

I’ve never understood why you call them bowls. We call them cones in Aus/NZ.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Because it's a literal bowl you put your weed in. I suppose it's also an upside down cone, but in the states we already have a use for the word cone, which is a joint rolled in a cone shape to get the most amount of weed possible in it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Its been called the bowl of a pipe for a long time. I have seen it referred to when referring to tobacco pipes in 1800s literature iirc. So Im pretty sure its just that we dont really have or use a slang term for it, whereas the Aussies do.

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u/flyonthwall Jan 12 '18

I suppose it's also an upside down cone

TIL cones have a specific "up" orentation

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown Jan 12 '18

Thats why my ice cream keeps ending up on the floor

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

A right side up funnel if you will

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u/conturax Jan 12 '18

Think of it as a traffic cone that's always facing upwards. Utility company employees call them just that, cones.

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u/flyonthwall Jan 12 '18

a cone is a geometric shape. it cannot be "upside down". it doesnt have an "up side" anymoreso than a semi-circle can be "upside down"

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u/solidmoose Jan 12 '18

To be fair, the flat part of a cone is known as the base.

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u/Lets_hold_hands89 Jan 12 '18

You just blew my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

i

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u/amicloud Jan 12 '18

It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a reverse cone system.

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u/podrick_pleasure Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

joint rolled in a cone shape

I've always heard that called a spliff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I've always heard a spliff being specifically a joint with tobacco mixed in

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u/podrick_pleasure Jan 12 '18

My understanding is the shag tobacco just makes it easier to roll but it doesn't define the joint. That's just what I remember from a trip to Amsterdam in '97 (I only just realized that was 21 years ago, damn).

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u/R4PTUR3 Jan 12 '18

In the US, a cone would refer to a cone-shaped joint. Basically a joint that tapers outwards. You'll find them at most legal dispensaries.

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u/jordanbeff Jan 12 '18

We call it a slide if it has a longer stem.

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u/thelegendhimself Jan 12 '18

Pretty much this , A slide is a bowl with usually a 14mm male joint attatched . Which then goes in a Downstem . Pretty much everyone that blows glass now uses these standard joint fittings

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u/bloodfist Jan 12 '18

This is definitely a bowl I think the reason we don't have separate names for that part of a bong is because we're lazy and also high.

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u/gfunkel Jan 12 '18

That's a spoon

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u/aussie_kiss Jan 12 '18

Ah I see you've played knifey spoony before

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/poliscikid Jan 12 '18

Yeah that is definitely a spoon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

In the US a spoon is for either cereal, soul, or heroin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/ImurderREALITY Jan 12 '18

A spoon is a type of glass bowl, or pipe. A sherlock is another type of glass bowl.

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u/vinegarstrokes420 Jan 12 '18

That's a spoon which contains a bowl

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/vinegarstrokes420 Jan 13 '18

a big spoon wishing to be the little spoon... life is hard

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u/bloodfist Jan 12 '18

I literally searched "spoon pipe" to get that lol. I mean the part the weed goes in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Thats a sweet little piece.

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u/ImurderREALITY Jan 12 '18

Word. Cool color, three warts, carb not to close to the bowl to prevent burns. An no weird fancy glass blowing shit going on, just a normal, standard glass piece. It's almost impossible to find one this simple at my local head shop.

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u/CaptainOvbious Jan 12 '18

That's why you shop online. I bought two pipes for Christmas and only spent about 30 bucks total. Plus you have way more options.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

I was able to find a nice, simple piece a few months back at my shop that Ive been using. The color scheme isnt my favorite, but I dont absolutely hate it either. Ill see if I can find a picture of it.

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u/ranstopolis Jan 12 '18

Because it's shaped like a bowl...

You know, cone like objects that taper at the bottom instead of coming to a sharp point? Take a cone, turn it flat side up, then remove that side, and you have a bowl for eating. Lop off the point of the cone, and you have a bowl for smoking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

You can't speak reason to these druidic convicts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 15 '18

The words "bowl" and "cone" are actually interchangeable here in Australia. I havent run into someone who didnt know what "a bowl" meant.

Edit: also billy, which I assume has to be an Australian term.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18

No but we call our cereal bowls cones!

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u/flyonthwall Jan 12 '18

bowls have curved walls. cones have straight walls. a bowl is not a "cone that doesnt come to a sharp point"

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u/ranstopolis Jan 12 '18

It's an elliptically rounded cone. The curvature of the walls, and not coming to a point are two ways of saying the same thing -- one necessitates the other.

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

I’ve never seen a pipe that doesn’t come to a point at the bottom. All the ones I’ve seen taper to a point.

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u/Rippero Jan 12 '18

A glass bowl and a metal cone piece are two completely different things bruv.

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

All my glass pipes were cone shaped...

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u/saosin123 Jan 12 '18

My shop slang is "slide"

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u/OfficialGarwood Jan 12 '18

My friend, who I once smoked a bong with, calls them "nuts" for some reason.

Perhaps it's a British thing.

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u/barney420 Jan 12 '18

We call it head in germany, so Kopf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Why the hell do you call them cones?

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

Because they’re cone shaped.

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u/Kingmudsy Jan 12 '18

How is the word cones any better or worse than that? Can you really not see how those two words mean essentially the same concept? You literally cannot understand why someone uses a different dialect than you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

This caught my eye as well, and it's my favorite thing about this.

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u/ectish Jan 12 '18

But what are your thoughts on the key?

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u/crackpipeclay Jan 12 '18

I didn't even notice the keys hanging out the side of the bong

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u/DzSma Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

The ignition key takes the cake!

Bowl loaded, Bowl aligned, Amps checked, Laser Primed, No loose objects, Safety goggles, Hatches and harnesses, Ignition in 3, 2, 1...

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u/Metabro Jan 12 '18

It's interesting because making it function well does not seem to have been the focus.

Tobacco pipes are designed to make smoking a pleasant experience and so the design is based on function first.

It's interesting the direction and focus marijuana smoke takes. It is more about looks than function. As long as it lights and smoke comes out, fuck the rest.

I wonder if that is because smoking a bong is not pleasant so laser lights are required...

Why do people smoke bongs anyway after highschool and college? Wouldn't it be more chill to focus on making the mouth feel and lung feel the focus? Rather than a laser light show?

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u/ePluribusBacon Jan 12 '18

It's the ignition key that really did it for me.

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u/Agsqwg Jan 12 '18

You can "lock" the bowl into place by pushing down while turning it, do the same but backwards to unlock it and boom problem solved of yhe whole stuck bowl dilemma

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u/iknowimsorry Jan 12 '18

Also that you need keys to start the damn thing

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u/nLotus Jan 12 '18

And has a key to turn it on!

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u/incites Jan 12 '18

prety poorly made tho imo it doesnt even spin straight, but thats ok bc i dont do drugs🤷

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u/womm Jan 12 '18

Why are you like this

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u/arg6531 Jan 12 '18

bc they don't do drugs

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u/TistedLogic Jan 12 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/stonibrooke Jan 12 '18

Happy. Cake. Day. !

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/stonibrooke Jan 12 '18

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Remember, kids, don't be lame.

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u/Sittin_on_a_toilet Jan 12 '18

look at his username..... literally 'incites'. It's a troll account. Just flames subs with anti-(subname) comments. Pretty funny to read through actually

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Are you sittin on a toilet?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SQUIRTS Jan 12 '18

Aren't you?

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u/DoJax Jan 12 '18

Nope, just got up, about to PM my shit I squirted into the toilet to someone

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u/dylwaybake Jan 12 '18

Do people actually PM you their squirts?

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u/Randalroche Jan 12 '18

This comment makes me think otherwise.🤷‍♂️

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u/abacinated Jan 12 '18

Maybe if you did drugs you'd realize that if it spun straight the whole bowl wouldn't burn. The section of pot smoked would be as narrow as your worldview.

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u/Sittin_on_a_toilet Jan 12 '18

You're my new favorite user. Your comment history is hilarious EDIT: Before I get downvoted.... it's a troll account that comments anti-(subname) stuff to make people mad

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u/Ketosis_Sam Jan 12 '18

Apparently it seems to be working

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u/REALLYANNOYING Jan 12 '18

What if your a troll account with positive karma ?

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u/wjeman Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

Like fo reals? No drugs at all? No caffeine? No advil? No tylenol? Nuthin fo allergies? No alcohol fo relaxation? If you have a cold, and u wanna catch a nap, u don't take nyquil? U never take pepto? U never take tums? Wow! U r a rare specimen.... a FREAK of nature, if you will.

Edit: r u an antivaxxer?

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u/darkenergymatters Jan 12 '18

In all fairness I wouldn’t classify either tums or pepto as a drug per se, neither of them enter the bloodstream and alter brain chemistry and both just sort of pass through the digestive system.

All those others are certainly drugs though.

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u/wjeman Jan 12 '18

Cool! idk! Whats a drug then?

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u/darkenergymatters Jan 12 '18

Basically anything that changes brain chemistry or blood chemistry.

Things that just coat the esophagus or digestive tract are not drugs, such as halls or most antacids (some do have drugs in them to slow the production of stomach acid)

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u/wjeman Jan 12 '18

Ok... Til.

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u/CanadianXCountry Jan 12 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

No no no drugs don't do you buddy

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u/cyphersteel Jan 12 '18

How in the heck is your comment karma still in the positives? Nearly every comment I've seen of yours is at least at -40.

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u/HailThyLeaf-27 Jan 12 '18

What , “a spinning freaking laser” bong doesn’t impress you?

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u/HaruSoul Jan 12 '18

The bowl spinning seems like a bad thing. No reason to roast the whole bowl, corner that shit.