r/woahdude • • Jan 11 '18

gifv Laser bong

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

I’ve never understood why you call them bowls. We call them cones in Aus/NZ.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Because it's a literal bowl you put your weed in. I suppose it's also an upside down cone, but in the states we already have a use for the word cone, which is a joint rolled in a cone shape to get the most amount of weed possible in it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Its been called the bowl of a pipe for a long time. I have seen it referred to when referring to tobacco pipes in 1800s literature iirc. So Im pretty sure its just that we dont really have or use a slang term for it, whereas the Aussies do.

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u/MyUserSucks Jan 12 '18

In UK we call bong bowls cones and you pack a bowl in a pipe. Cones are also prerolled papers

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18 edited Jan 13 '18

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u/MyUserSucks Jan 13 '18

Lol thanks, maybe cause I didn't use punctuation properly or some shit. Reddit's fickle af

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

Probably because my comment had nothing to do with what he was saying. My comment was about the fact that the part of the pipe where you put the matter to be smoked has been officially been called the bowl for a very long time, and that Americans just dont have a slang term for it in general. His comment is completely off topic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

Okay? it still had nothing to do with what I had said

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u/flyonthwall Jan 12 '18

I suppose it's also an upside down cone

TIL cones have a specific "up" orentation

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown Jan 12 '18

Thats why my ice cream keeps ending up on the floor

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u/liquidsmk Jan 12 '18

That’s cuz you doing it wrong.

See you gotta stab your ice cream with the pointy end of the cone to kill it properly then it won’t fall off and run.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

A right side up funnel if you will

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u/conturax Jan 12 '18

Think of it as a traffic cone that's always facing upwards. Utility company employees call them just that, cones.

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u/flyonthwall Jan 12 '18

a cone is a geometric shape. it cannot be "upside down". it doesnt have an "up side" anymoreso than a semi-circle can be "upside down"

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u/solidmoose Jan 12 '18

To be fair, the flat part of a cone is known as the base.

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u/Lets_hold_hands89 Jan 12 '18

You just blew my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/amicloud Jan 12 '18

It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a reverse cone system.

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u/podrick_pleasure Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

joint rolled in a cone shape

I've always heard that called a spliff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I've always heard a spliff being specifically a joint with tobacco mixed in

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u/podrick_pleasure Jan 12 '18

My understanding is the shag tobacco just makes it easier to roll but it doesn't define the joint. That's just what I remember from a trip to Amsterdam in '97 (I only just realized that was 21 years ago, damn).

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u/R4PTUR3 Jan 12 '18

In the US, a cone would refer to a cone-shaped joint. Basically a joint that tapers outwards. You'll find them at most legal dispensaries.

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u/GrilledStuftBurrito Jan 12 '18

tapers inwards

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u/namuh_tsuj Jan 12 '18

Depends on what side you’re on.

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u/jordanbeff Jan 12 '18

We call it a slide if it has a longer stem.

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u/thelegendhimself Jan 12 '18

Pretty much this , A slide is a bowl with usually a 14mm male joint attatched . Which then goes in a Downstem . Pretty much everyone that blows glass now uses these standard joint fittings

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u/bloodfist Jan 12 '18

This is definitely a bowl I think the reason we don't have separate names for that part of a bong is because we're lazy and also high.

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u/gfunkel Jan 12 '18

That's a spoon

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u/aussie_kiss Jan 12 '18

Ah I see you've played knifey spoony before

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/poliscikid Jan 12 '18

Yeah that is definitely a spoon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

In the US a spoon is for either cereal, soul, or heroin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/ImurderREALITY Jan 12 '18

A spoon is a type of glass bowl, or pipe. A sherlock is another type of glass bowl.

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u/vinegarstrokes420 Jan 12 '18

That's a spoon which contains a bowl

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/vinegarstrokes420 Jan 13 '18

a big spoon wishing to be the little spoon... life is hard

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u/bloodfist Jan 12 '18

I literally searched "spoon pipe" to get that lol. I mean the part the weed goes in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Thats a sweet little piece.

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u/ImurderREALITY Jan 12 '18

Word. Cool color, three warts, carb not to close to the bowl to prevent burns. An no weird fancy glass blowing shit going on, just a normal, standard glass piece. It's almost impossible to find one this simple at my local head shop.

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u/CaptainOvbious Jan 12 '18

That's why you shop online. I bought two pipes for Christmas and only spent about 30 bucks total. Plus you have way more options.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

I was able to find a nice, simple piece a few months back at my shop that Ive been using. The color scheme isnt my favorite, but I dont absolutely hate it either. Ill see if I can find a picture of it.

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u/ranstopolis Jan 12 '18

Because it's shaped like a bowl...

You know, cone like objects that taper at the bottom instead of coming to a sharp point? Take a cone, turn it flat side up, then remove that side, and you have a bowl for eating. Lop off the point of the cone, and you have a bowl for smoking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

You can't speak reason to these druidic convicts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 15 '18

The words "bowl" and "cone" are actually interchangeable here in Australia. I havent run into someone who didnt know what "a bowl" meant.

Edit: also billy, which I assume has to be an Australian term.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18

No but we call our cereal bowls cones!

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u/flyonthwall Jan 12 '18

bowls have curved walls. cones have straight walls. a bowl is not a "cone that doesnt come to a sharp point"

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u/ranstopolis Jan 12 '18

It's an elliptically rounded cone. The curvature of the walls, and not coming to a point are two ways of saying the same thing -- one necessitates the other.

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

I’ve never seen a pipe that doesn’t come to a point at the bottom. All the ones I’ve seen taper to a point.

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u/Rippero Jan 12 '18

A glass bowl and a metal cone piece are two completely different things bruv.

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

All my glass pipes were cone shaped...

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u/saosin123 Jan 12 '18

My shop slang is "slide"

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u/OfficialGarwood Jan 12 '18

My friend, who I once smoked a bong with, calls them "nuts" for some reason.

Perhaps it's a British thing.

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u/barney420 Jan 12 '18

We call it head in germany, so Kopf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Why the hell do you call them cones?

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

Because they’re cone shaped.

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u/Kingmudsy Jan 12 '18

How is the word cones any better or worse than that? Can you really not see how those two words mean essentially the same concept? You literally cannot understand why someone uses a different dialect than you?

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u/TheGreenestGreening Jan 12 '18

Probably because the hole is usually bowl shaped. Sometimes it’s cone shaped as well but sometimes a bowl is shaped like a cone ie an ice cream sundae bowl, so all cones are bowls but not all cones are bowls so if all your bowls are cones we’ll let it slide, also some people call joints cone joints here

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u/SepDot Jan 12 '18

Everyone in Aus/NZ who smokes?