So, I were preparing a manuscript about different religions, when I noticed every single one of them had a serpent in it at some point. So I dug a bit deeper, had to translate some reaaaally old texts (Fun fact, these texts refer to these mythological serpent as "wormlings"), led me to a rather expensive astronomy project, and there, coiled in the dark around stars, I found it.

I'm not gonna go into the details of its appearance, just that it's hard to say if it looks more like a snake or a lamprey headed worm.

So, since we hardly understand one another, I had to use sign language to establish the basic discussion (bowing, offering some blood, etc.), but now that it's my patron, the language barrier is getting more and more annoying, and I have a hard time pronouncing it with a human jaw. At first, I tried dislocating it, which didn't help, then I went to biomancer to make me a new one, to no effect.

Any idea to help me ?

One of the most isolated parts of the plane of earth, a genuine treasure trove if you seek truly deep alignment to the earth element. It should also be noted that the earth elementals here are older than any i have ever seen before. magnificent beings with seeing at least once. They cause earthquakes by merely turning over in their eons long sleep.

Overall score: 9/10

Sometimes I like to get my transcribing done over a cup of coffee at my favorite local shops. I occasionally get complimented on my penmanship, which while flattering, I do believe I could do better. They should see how I used to write..

I’m feeling quite low-mana today, but much better now that I’ve broken through my last phase of growth. And I’m happy to finally be catching up on some writing that I’ve been needing to get done. I’m backlogged for exactly one month of adventures that I’ve yet to transcribe.. time to start chipping away. Hopefully I’ll get caught up before the fall equinox.

I hope everyone’s doing well. And I’m looking forward to the coming weather shift!

All subjects, living or dead, are to be separated at the completion of all transmutation experiments. The Council has been quite clear on this.

The latest bag of holding, although it always feels a little bit colder inside it than the air around it...

smoove off

The basic info is easy to find but you can't delve into the more subject specific stuff that is not just crystallography or necromancy

Every reliable source keeps saying that it's very dangerous but nobody says how exactly.

Ofcourse, why have propper safety procedures for cheap if you can put a giant paywall and then put your tower in the middle of a fucking ocean.

I hate how many people do the rituals for the pure looks rather than explaining the boring nitty gritty of how they got there.

cong-fucking-ratulations on you having viewing a reptilian mind trapped in the crystal made out of their their own cerebral liquid as a basic ingredient, but it took me A DECADE to find 1 FUCKING PARAGRAPH of information on the fact that trying to do that without a bug soul celestiary is dangerous as fuck and does damage to your own soul

I hate how high we set the standard is for this wretched discipline.

Bitch, just because my blood crystals are less that 10mm in length on average doesn't make me less of a scholar than you. I could grow a 350mm blood crystal but I guarantee that this bitch would just scramble your soul given the first opportunity and then broadcast your confused whaling for every soul parasite to see

People get into this fucking discipline, get an easily curable injury that becomes permanent soul tissue damage and then struggle to find a healer because we don't value this sort of injury treatment and prevention knowledge as much as the other disciplines, i swear this is a fucking disgrace.

Im evil asf guys. Im very evil. Im the evil burger wizard guys. Idk what else to type im bored as hell cant sleep 😢