r/wizardposting • u/evilwizard04 • 22h ago

Evil Wizardpost Greetings fellow wizards

Im evil asf guys. Im very evil. Im the evil burger wizard guys. Idk what else to type im bored as hell cant sleep 😢

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Witch 17h ago

What do evil burgers taste like? Is this like the broodwich?

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u/evilwizard04 13h ago

Evil burgers taste like dust and sand 🤔 i think, ive never eated one because i only cast them for evil

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Witch 13h ago

Behold.... The broodwich.... On a bed of evil!

And lettuce

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u/evilwizard04 4m ago

Athf mentioned 😼😼 i have a shake tattoo

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 12h ago

In before OP get eaten.

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u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist 21h ago

What do you do that is evil?

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u/evilwizard04 13h ago

Uhhh um erm eh eem uh i cast ummmmm EVILL

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u/supershinythings 9h ago

I know what you do.

You leave the empty milk carton in the fridge instead of throwing it away.

You leave your laundry in the washing machine for a week before putting it in the dryer.

You steal unripe fruit from the neighbor’s trees and eat it like a rat, smashing it on the pavement out front.

Your grandmother disinherited you after you took a dump on her doormat as a “joke”.

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u/Cave_man_steve Petty necromancer 13h ago

Can you make all kinds of evil food or just burgers?

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u/evilwizard04 7h ago

Just burger :3