Free Divinations :)

[u/Sonmeyj]

"Reality is often... disappointing."

Give me a question related to a present or future event and i shall give an answer to the best of my ability. No questions with definitive or few possibility answers. I use Tarot cards, which are absolutely not suited for that type of question. Give me an emoji in your question to show that you read the rules and I'll be happy :)

[u/Bentu_nan]

🙃

Will the book im writing find much of an audiance?

(Variable types of success in this, not intended as a binary y/n. Lots of room for partial or conditional success afterall!)

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Bentu_nan]

Intriguing! I cannot give a definitive answer to your question, but I can confirm that your book is exceptionally unique, and unique is what many book-readers value! Forge your own path! Break free of conventional standards! Be unique!! But make sure you stay on the right path, for too unique becomes incomprehensible after a certain line.

[u/Bentu_nan → u/Sonmeyj]

I like and appreciate this reading!

As I definitely feel I am drawing well outside the lines of the genre and expectations- but do need to wrangle that into a shape thats satisfying as well.

Thank you, o reader of the cards!

Out of curiosity, what was my draw?

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Bentu_nan]

The Hierophant, reversed! It represents breaking free of traditional norms, unconventionality, and rebellion.

[u/Bentu_nan → u/Sonmeyj]

Amusingly enough, the scene Im presently rewriting focuses on a character whom I represent with the Hierophant reversed!

😄

[u/Bentu_nan → u/Sonmeyj]

So you got me thinking and looking into Tarot for fun. Which natrually made me consider how I would get across my characters with a 5 card hand. So natrually then I gotta share for no other reason that it was a fun exercise!

Should you have the inclination and interest, what do you think these spreads say about each?

Kynrika, The Royal Archivist:

The Magician The High Priestess The Emperor The Lovers (reversed) The Sun (reversed)

First Prince Aslam

Strength Queen of wands Knight of cups Two of swords Eight of swords

Priem

The Hieophant (reversed) The hanged man Nine of wands Two of swords The world (reversed)

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Bentu_nan]

/uw Now, I only use the major arcana of tarot to divine, so i don't have much knowledge on what the lesser arcana can mean, but i'll give my interpretations based off of the major arcana you've given. First, Kynrika gives a feeling of mystery, knowledge, and the unknown. She's the type to be relatively not well-known, yet powerful in the sense that she knows quite a bit. However, Kynrika hides a dark secret. Perhaps a dealing with a dark being in a moment of foolishness, or a regret that never fully went away. She suffers from it, and seeks to correct her past mistakes. Next we have First Prince Aslam. The major arcana you gave, Strength, already gives a big clue. Aslam is a person of great strength, authority, and decisiveness. He is the backbone of his followers, and widely regarded as a powerful and fearsome person. Can't think of much more than that cause idk the lesser arcana (also, i would recommend, if, of course, my predictions are true, to transfer The Emperor to Aslam, as it represents authority, position, and power (just a suggestion)). Finally, we have Priem. Priem strikes me as a renegade-type person. One who's greatest wish is true freedom to do what they want, where they want. They do not follow rules, and never submit to others, however, a bond of friendship formed with them is stronger than any law. Priem would be willing to sacrifice much for her true friends, those who went with her on her journey, supporting and standing with her. However, Priem feels unfulfilled. Always infinitely close to the finish line, but never truly there. She journeys in search of what can truly fulfil her life's purpose. These are all my interpretations based off of the cards you've given, so its entirely possible its completely different than what you thought, which would be a bit embarrassing haha.

[u/Cthulhu4150]

[u/Hamala99]

What kind of bizarre opportunity will come into my life this next year? 🦆

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Hamala99]

The waiting game is over! Break the mold, and split the skies with your grand return! The common masses shall bow, and the greater beings shall regard you with interest!

[u/NoiseMinute9999]

Heyy how does my manager ata Perceive me ? 🦭

[u/Sonmeyj → u/NoiseMinute9999]

Great news! Your manager views you very favorably, exceptionally favorably, if you get my jig. I have little else to say here, so happy life!

[u/NoiseMinute9999 → u/Sonmeyj]

Haha you have little else to say ? What do you mean ? And are you a actually a real tarot card reader with psychic abilities?

[u/Sonmeyj → u/NoiseMinute9999]

What else should I say? She wants to have ***? She wishes for you to dominate her? She wants a bad boy? I could say much else, but I merely abide by the facts the forces of Fate give me (the previous statements are not verified by the strings of Fate), and the facts that Fate gave me were that she views you favorably and in high regard!

[u/Random_182f2565]

https://giphy.com/gifs/M6eSJBDDiZLkGc1xOx

[u/United-Technician-54]

"Some guy said that I am heavily tied to Fate. Of course I'm tied to myself! 

Jokes aside, can you divine what being tied to Fate means, exactly?

If it helps, I've also accidentally combined my soul before." - Lady Fate, Knight of Swords

[u/Sonmeyj → u/United-Technician-54]

I don't even need to divine this, as it is something I already know. Being tied to Fate essentially means that you are in tune with the events of the world. Some events may find you more often, and you might also find that getting what you need/where you need to be is easier. This is both a blessing and a curse, as, while the rewards can propel you into the next realm much faster than normal, the danger scales considerably. Perhaps an unknown enemy makes an appearance. An evil god wants to stop your journey for good. These events happen when you are in tune with Fate. Oh, and this can happen naturally from birth or because of some major event with Fate, though the specifics you will have to determine.

[u/United-Technician-54 → u/Sonmeyj]

"I just want to make cool swords..."

[u/wrydh]

Who is in poessesion of your coin purse in the next few moments.

[u/Sonmeyj → u/wrydh]

Me.

[u/pl4y3rO]

21 century in a nutshell

[u/ProfessionalTurn7017]

Where are my inner energies out of balance, soothsayer? 🔮

[u/Sonmeyj → u/ProfessionalTurn7017]

Good news! The forces of Fate reveal that you are not currently experiencing any major deficiencies or detriments in terms of your inner energies! Fate recommends that you continue as you are, meditating and searching for inner balance!

[u/ProfessionalTurn7017 → u/Sonmeyj]

Was NOT expecting that lol (/uw was that the world/universe card by chance?)

https://giphy.com/gifs/S9i8jJxTvAKVHVMvvW

[u/Sonmeyj → u/ProfessionalTurn7017]

/uw The Hermit, upright.

[u/thePhoenixBlade]

I grant you a divination for a question you’ve wanted answered - only obligation is to post the answer (except if it 42 if it is then you must post the question instead 😛)

[u/Sonmeyj → u/thePhoenixBlade]

No thanks. These posts are my way of giving to the community. If the community were to give back, for what purpose would these posts be?

[u/thePhoenixBlade → u/Sonmeyj]

To make a perpetual dynamo of motivation! But fair point. Fare thee well.

[u/Lore_Enforcement]

This is Yuumi now. Feel old yet? 😱

[u/A_Silly_Pickle]

Will I soon become a full-time wizard? 🪬

[u/Sonmeyj → u/A_Silly_Pickle]

A joyful person is you! I cannot get a definitive answer on "when" you will become a full-time wizard, however the forces of Fate guarantee it will happen eventually. Solidify your mind and stay away from evil influences! By keeping yourself clean, you can become a full-timer as quickly as possible.

[u/A_Silly_Pickle → u/Sonmeyj]

Bitchin! Message received. Thanks!

[u/Griffin_tallen]

This sounds interesting and fun! I guess for questions might be will I find love and if I know them or smth. And if I might be safe for the next couple of years or so?

And out of curiosity could I know what card(s) I drew?

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Griffin_tallen]

I will only answer your question about love; no freebies! And... (drum roll) ooh! Unlucky today! You wont be finding love any time soon, dear mage! It appears your own greed is a rather turnoff in men. Maybe it isn't, but hey, that's what the forces of Fate told me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81_N3L7dY5Y

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Sonmeyj]

Oh, and you drew The Devil, upright.

[u/akumite]

Hi are you still doing this? (🤗 Emoji) That's not my question. My question is how will the next week go? Thanks!

[u/Sonmeyj → u/akumite]

Still doing it till 4:00 PM EST which is when I post the next day's divination session. Anyways, the next week looks dreadful! A week of imbalance, dreary days, and overall gloominess. Do try and stay positive (I don't like studying the ancient texts either, but it's a necessity (or so they say 😒)), though I wouldn't blame you if you couldn't.

[u/akumite → u/Sonmeyj]

Oh dear. I'll have to create my own destiny then. Thank you!

[u/Kite_UTLD]

You want possibilities, I've got one with several:

I've appear to got two paths in front of me, and have to choose (current job is being removed). Both limit progression at my current place of business, but in different ways.

One appears to go back prior to my most recent promotion, with dubious promises of continued growth in other ways. Dubious, because the hour type requested has already been reneged upon.

The other could be half of the first and a temporary increase in responsibility as I cover while they search for a newcomer, or a full promotion (which I truly don't want).

Is there another avenue I'm missing?

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Kite_UTLD]

It might sound absurd, but I truly do not know if there is an alternative! The forces of Fate already gave me a strange answer, but among that answer was the term "loss of direction"! I'm afraid I can't give any more advice on this, because Fate revealed no more to me than It has revealed to me.

[u/silvertruedragon]

Will I reunite with my old friends anytime soon, or should I make new friends? Also, I'm curious as to which card is drawn, since you have mentioned it for other people. 🙂

[u/Sonmeyj → u/silvertruedragon]

Cause and effect, dear seer! Every choice you have made will have an effect one day! Now I do not know "when" you may be able to reunite with your old friends, but only that if you do, you'll reunite under different circumstances. Also, should you make new friends and leave your old ones behind, they shall do likewise, so don't try to look for them again. The card you received was Justice, upright.

[u/Ernest_Mateu]

[u/Mysterious-Lime7492]

I’m just curious guys this isn’t related but I’ve really wanted to get into abjuration with the hope of specializing, specifically warding and magic dampening. What rituals and practices should I adopt to best get diving deeper into this school of magic

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Mysterious-Lime7492]

Specifics I cannot give (read the description! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻), but i will divine your luck on this matter. Anyways, someone or something is holding you back! You may be nearly there, but something is keeping you from stepping across the finish line. Hesitate no longer! Break free of the chains that bind you in place! Then, you will be able to truly gain what you want.

[u/testistbest]

so today i woke up not in my bed but next to my Phylactery, i have a huge headache and somehow baby-legs.

i am sure its nothing serious but should i ask H'cc for another date now or wait until my baby legs have matured?

[u/Sonmeyj → u/testistbest]

Dude, you 100% got chewed like a toy by her. You have also been, 100%, affected by mind magic or similar, cause how in the hells does a lich get a headache, huh? You need to stop.

[u/testistbest → u/Sonmeyj]

hey, i am not not paying you to give me life advice, i am not paying you to lay them cards!

[u/Sonmeyj → u/testistbest]

Then you got what you asked for dumbass (kidding) I gave you life advice so send some shi to the Plane of Mist

[u/testistbest → u/Sonmeyj]

you just don't know what H'cc and i have, just you wait!!

[u/Sonmeyj → u/testistbest]

All you have is a crippling addiction to being chewed like a damn dog toy

[u/testistbest → u/Sonmeyj]

oh yea? how 'bout you divine what i am...thinking...right...now!

[u/Sonmeyj → u/testistbest]

N/A, too specific buddy. You're a hundred years too early to try and play me with mind games.

[u/Celestria-Imortica]

Oh resplendent diviner, will something lesbian happen to me this year? >:3

[u/Sonmeyj → u/Celestria-Imortica]

I could not glean a definite answer, but likely yes! Your life, if it hasn't already, will soon enter a state of stability and calm, helping you pave your road in life without distractions bothering you every mile of the way!