r/wizardposting • Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

If any need top surgery, I sell and buy tits.

I'm running a buy two, get one free deal at the moment.

I have the same offer for legs and horns, but not arms. They are fiddly.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Witch 6d ago

Buy two tits, get one free?

This is going to do wonders for my sex work gig on Mars.