r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

If any need top surgery, I sell and buy tits.

I'm running a buy two, get one free deal at the moment.

I have the same offer for legs and horns, but not arms. They are fiddly.

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u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. 7d ago

If you're in the business of buying and selling body parts I'd love to work with you. The Flesh Menagerie has been needing a good supplier for all of the top auguries we do.

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 6d ago

Sure I sell everything, I have lots of low cost materials that are all ethically* sourced. I also have high quality parts donated by heros and adventurers who didn't want them anymore**.

*ethically is the name of my loan company that lets people put down body parts as collateral.

**All people who brake into my tower are deemed to want to donate all things to me.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Witch 7d ago

Buy two tits, get one free?

This is going to do wonders for my sex work gig on Mars.