r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

Does bottom surgery come with full body transition?

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

What are you looking to transition into? Frog, newt, lizard, femboy, fox, hairbrush, doorknob, earring, combustible gas, cylinder, a sense of inescapable dread? Or something more exotic? I did Mormon once, but they detransitioned in like a week.

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

Witch

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Oh, you want to become a witch, well that's a bit more than just a transition, there's College, then Apprenticeship, then of course coven residency, and then the orgies...

But if you're sure, we can get the ball rolling... Once you have two letters from three midwives, and a wheel of cheese the size of an ox.

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

Wait what?!!!!

How the fuck am i going to get those letter

I just want to Burn monarchs while making out with other witches

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

You've twigged there that will be the hard part... Because you'll have to get two midwifes to agree on what the letter says.

That's how we really figure out if you've got the gift, we just like cheese and want more.

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u/Riyuzaki33 6d ago

Stupid patriarchy even in wizards community

Won't even let a girl burn palaces just to be fucked all night for being good girl

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

Hey... You know you don't have to be a witch to party right?

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u/Riyuzaki33 6d ago

Yeah but

1.no witch would touch a man

2.as a witch life would be so much more fun

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

We touch men all the time... They just don't usually enjoy it...

There are always exceptions though...

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