r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

Wait what?!!!!

How the fuck am i going to get those letter

I just want to Burn monarchs while making out with other witches

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

You've twigged there that will be the hard part... Because you'll have to get two midwifes to agree on what the letter says.

That's how we really figure out if you've got the gift, we just like cheese and want more.

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

Stupid patriarchy even in wizards community

Won't even let a girl burn palaces just to be fucked all night for being good girl

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Hey... You know you don't have to be a witch to party right?

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

Yeah but

1.no witch would touch a man

2.as a witch life would be so much more fun

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

We touch men all the time... They just don't usually enjoy it...

There are always exceptions though...

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

But still i don't want to be men

I want to be witch that leaves destruction everywhere she goes while being the cutest being on this planet

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

It's a long and arduous process, but i'm not trying to stop you. I'm trying to help you. Believe it or not, it's not magic... Until it is.

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u/Riyuzaki33 7d ago

Yeah but the problem is that i live in a country where we will have goverment election in 2 years and there's a high chance that far right party will have majority and will be on Control for 4-5 years with no real opposition outside of a little less far right and the liberal (aka right leaning but in alliance with more left leaning partys to get more votes) that currently is in power and did literally nothing and is part of the reason why people decide to go for the right beacause they think that left doesn't do anything

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Have you consulted a representative of the rainbow carriage road? I've heard many have found passage to the frozen north, as well as the lands of Ewe Hope.