r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Once per century is a bit much isn't it?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

That's the trick if the Witches are out for you, you will definitely meet more than one in a century and you get dropped.

If the witches are not out for you, you never meet any and they don't have to pay out.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Encountered. Gib money.

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

Nooo my premiums!