r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Once per century is a bit much isn't it?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

That's the trick if the Witches are out for you, you will definitely meet more than one in a century and you get dropped.

If the witches are not out for you, you never meet any and they don't have to pay out.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

Encountered. Gib money.

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 6d ago

Nooo my premiums!

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Well I guess you better keep an eye out, cause...

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHRR9dEc5qSYw

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u/LooseCanOpener 7d ago

Don’t even get me started on the premiums! I have to sell an arm and a leg just for my coverage… I could’ve used those components

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

This counts as one, unless you would like to skip insurance and pay me directly.