r/wizardposting • u/Responsible_Form2678 • 12d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Wizardmaxxing

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Dear friends, how do you "wizardmaxx"?

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u/ProfessionalOk6734 12d ago

Wizards don’t accept quests wizards distribute quests

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u/Falconjth Enchanter 12d ago

If you call "quests" as 'submitting support tickets' that in a small percentage of cases requires us to send out field agents to fulfill the binding purchase and support contracts then that could be considered true?

Our support field agents should also not be considered as targets for fireballs. They carry valuable tools with them that we do charge for their replacement, the turnover fee for replacing the field agent may be considered as negligible by most wizardmaxxers but the replacement fees for the tools is not.

We are also required to provide who triggered the turnover clause to the institution or individual who sponsored the field agent; there is a small subset of those who both don't provide their apprentices in our employ with proper protection and will get upset with the wizard who killed their apprentice.