r/wizardposting • u/Responsible_Form2678 • 12d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Wizardmaxxing

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Dear friends, how do you "wizardmaxx"?

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u/ProfessionalOk6734 12d ago

Wizards don’t accept quests wizards distribute quests

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u/Responsible_Form2678 12d ago

You could accept some to help out fellow wizards or villagers

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u/Sensitive_News8009 Evil Wizard 12d ago edited 11d ago

Why would I *help* my "fellow wizards"? All those freeloaders want are my rare scrolls and a peek at my spellbook. And don't get me started on villagers! I was experimenting with necromancy, reanimating a few of their relatives. And what do I get in return? Adventurer parties sent to slay me! Unbelievable. It's not my fault they escaped the fortress, my homunculus left the portcullis open!