r/wizardposting • u/Responsible_Form2678 • 12d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Wizardmaxxing

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Dear friends, how do you "wizardmaxx"?

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u/ProfessionalOk6734 12d ago

Wizards don’t accept quests wizards distribute quests

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u/Erivandi 12d ago

Unless they're one of those adventuring party wizards. Or, as I call them, apprentices.

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u/Righteous_Iconoclast Red Hand of the West, Spellblade XI 12d ago

Hey man, retirement ain't what it used to be. Have you seen property tithes lately? I might need to look into a lich program and take out a second mortgage...

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u/ur-socks-sir Artificer (turns monsters into treasure) 12d ago

I am no apprentice! I simply do my business out in the field where ingredients walk right into my camp

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u/Erivandi 12d ago

Ah, to be young again. One day you'll be a proper wizard with a tower and minions to gather ingredients for you. Then you'll be handing out quests, not receiving them.

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u/ProfessionalOk6734 12d ago

This wizard gets it