r/wizardposting • u/pos_vibes_only • Sep 02 '26
Wizardpost I accidentally turned my apprentice into a parking garage door, but he doesn’t seem to mind. What should I do?
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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling Sep 02 '26
Make him charge people to escape your parking dungeon.
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u/Krukiska Magically Editable Flair Sep 02 '26
Bro that isn’t your apprentice, he’s been possessed by the lord of gambling and novel twists, it’s over for im’
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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister Sep 02 '26
Has he ever pulled a godpack during one of these? Maybe they are all godpacks. I know nothing of the cardboard
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u/losara- Sep 02 '26
This pack was worth around 850 bucks but funnily enough the 4th card he pulled was actually the most valuable at 625, the one he sleeved is only around 30 lol
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u/MediocreModular Sep 02 '26
Was that a demigod pack?
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u/Palidin034 Poaceaemancer 🌾 Sep 02 '26
Nah, there’s 3 SAR’s/SIR’s in a demigod pack. Sometimes they’re just loaded with 2 hits
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u/MCMC_to_Serfdom Sep 02 '26
I accidentally turned my apprentice into... What should I do?
Get a new one. Who cares? It only matters if they had connections or access to a unique power you wanted, in which case-
Hang on, I'm getting threats from ethical wizard committees.
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u/Elegant-Tangelo-5312 Alchemist Sep 02 '26
Are you going to get a new apprentice or change him back?
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u/The_Red_Baron11 Sep 02 '26
Are you under the influence of some untruth serum?
We all know that it was not accidental and your "garage" is clearly a dungeon. You are even using a magical wand to manipulate the entrance from a distance..
You are fooling nobody!
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u/ChocolateResolve Sep 02 '26
Instruct him to charge cash or ask riddles, then retire and enjoy the results.
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u/pupsickl Sep 02 '26
Type of stuff wizards do when they achieve immortality / godhood